The WAMMAS dialogue session
Shadow: welcome back
Zoro: so where is Luffy at?
Shadow: he is busy preparing for the start of our journey
Zoro: oh that's cool so when are you guys going to meet me
Shadow: after this chapter so don't worry
Zoro: okay
Shadow: so where is Sanji at? I didn't see him after the Christmas party is over
Zoro: (shrugged)
Meanwhile with Sanji
Doctor: okay sir, all your bones are fixed and where they are supposed to be, you muscles are re-joined and your skin is now normal
Sanji: thanks doctor
Doctor: but I have to ask how on god's green Earth did you manage to get 8 ribs, your pelvis, your arms, your legs so broken that you have to do 6 surgeries just for the bones,4 for the muscle and 2 for the skin?
Sanji: it was a crazy trip
Doctor: Okay…..now here is the hospital bill
Sanji: (Looks at it and had his jaws dropped and eyeballs popped out) WHAT! 7 hundred thousand dollars!
Doctor: yes it's that expensive because of the surgeries, rehabilitation, medicines and hospital service.
Sanji: can you give me a second, I need to make a call
Doctor: sure
Sanji: (took out his phone and dialled someone)
Back to shadow
"Ring, Ring"
Shadow: yo shadow here
Sanji: hey boss it's me
Shadow: Sanji where are you, you are missing for the story
Sanji: I know but long story short, I'm in the hospital and I need to ask for a loan
Shadow: How much (said while rubbing his temple)
Sanji: Err 7 hundred thousand dollar
Shadow: …Sanji how on god's fucking green Earth did you manage to get a hospital bill of 7 HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Sanji: Erm I got hit by anti-air missiles
Shadow: (shaking his head) only you Sanji fine, I will loan you the money
Sanji: thanks boss
Shadow: yeah you better repay me the money
Sanji: Hai!
Shadow: I'll get someone to pass you the money
Sanji: okay bye
Shadow hung up his phone
Zoro: was that him
Shadow: yeah, apparently he got hit by anti-air missiles
Zoro: how the actual fuck did he manage to do that
Shadow: don't know, all I can say he is owning me a lot of money
Zoro: yeah I heard anyway let's start the story without him
Shadow: okay so Alvida do the opening
(Alvida comes in wearing a bikini maid outfit)
Alvida: One Piece is not owned by Shadow as it is own by Eiichiro Oda respectively.
Chapter 2: leaving the village
3 years later
"So Luffy are you ready to leave the village?" asked Zero.
"Yeah, so I can follow Ace and find One Piece to become the king of pirates," said an excited Luffy.
Ace had met Zero when Luffy introduced him to he, both of them hit it off quite nice and Ace ask him to take care of Luffy while he is gone, Zero said okay so when Ace left a year ago, Luffy was happy and sad as he knows Ace will be happy and he wanted to follow him but Zero told him that he isn't strong enough so he ask him to wait two more years.
After 3 years of training, Luffy manage to learn all the types of Haki and even manage to create new moves with his Devil Fruit. He had grown quite a bit in height and weight as Zero's training give him a toned, slightly tanned figure while he kept the straw hat, his clothes had some changes. Instead of wearing a red shirt, blue pants and slippers, he now wears a red wife-beater, black jeans and combat boots.
Meanwhile Zero did not change much as he still wear the same clothes as he first met Luffy. The only changes is that he is now carrying 4 katanas, 2 strapped on his back in a x formation while the other 2 are by his side. Each katana has a different design.
One is a white and red hilt with a crimson blade, he called this katana "Shinku no tsuki (1)," as he found it during a full moon while he was busy training in his Devil Fruit. When he first approach the katana, it glowed in crimson and it actually attacked him, surprise as it manage to cut him, so he fought it and won earning the katana as a prize.
The second one he have is a white and blue hilt with a sky blue blade, he called this one "Tengoku no reitōko (2)," as whenever he use it, he can freeze anything it touches. He found this katana when Luffy tried to go and jump down a cliff as he was saving him, he saw this katana just sticking itself by the mountain and he took it, seeing its power he decided to use it.
The third one is a black and white hilt with a grey blade, he called it "Sensō ōkami (3)," as whenever he uses it, he can take down many people at once without breaking a sweat. This katana is special as it was given to him by a wolf that's fur is midnight black with gold eyes, when he took the katana, the wolf disappeared.
The fourth one is a grey hilt with a black blade, this one is called "Akuma no tamashī (4)," as this was found near a grave site where a legends state that people who manage to lift this katana will receive great powers.
"So anyone you want to say goodbye before we leave," asked Zero.
"Yeah, let's go and say goodbye to Dadan and Makino Nēsan," said Luffy happily.
"Sure Taichou let's go," said Zero.
After he said that, they went to Mt Colubo where the bandits live just to say goodbye.
"Goodbye Dadan and thank you for allowing me to live here since young," said Luffy while bowing.
"Yeah, yeah kid so goodbye," said Dadan.
"Hey Dadan, even though I hate Bandits, I like you guys so take care," said Luffy.
"Just get out of here," said Dadan while drying her tears with a handkerchief.
"Now let's go and see Makino-san okay," asked Zero.
"Okay!" said Luffy.
10 minutes later
After saying his goodbyes to the bandits, Luffy decided to go to the village to say goodbye to Makino who was like his older sister he never had.
"Nēsan!" shouted Luffy.
"Oh Luffy so I heard you are leaving today," said Makino.
"Yup, so thanks Nēsan for everything you did for me when I was young," said Luffy as he is bowing.
"No need to thank me, just promise me that you will be save," said Makino with some tears in her eyes.
"Hai! Nēsan," said Luffy.
"Oi Luffy come on let's go," said Zero.
"Yeah I coming," said Luffy.
"So bye Nēsan hope to see you soon,' said Luffy.
"I'll be counting on it okay," said Makino.
"Hai!" said Luffy.
After he said that, he quickly ran to the pier where Zero was waiting.
"So you ready?" asked Zero.
"Hell-Yeah!" said an excited Luffy.
"So where is the boat you got for us?" asked Zero.
"It is right over there," said Luffy while pointing at a rowboat.
"…..You're kidding right," asked Zero.
"No why?" asked Luffy while tilting his head.
"Next time, I'm choosing the boat," deadpanned Zero.
"Okay," said Luffy.
As they are setting off, people from the village decides to say their goodbyes to them.
"Those brats will bring dishonour to the village by being pirates," said Woop Slap the mayor.
"I thought Zero is not born here," said one of the villagers.
"What he meant that he thinks that Zero is one of the village's people now," said Makino.
"Oh…." Were the replies.
While the both of them are sailing off suddenly a huge shadow appear behind them, as the water subsidies, the shadow was the sea king that almost killed Luffy when he was 7 years old.
"That's…" stuttered Makino.
"Behind you Brats!" shouted Woop Slap.
When they turn around they saw the sea beast approaching them, as it is Luffy was prepared to send it flying when Zero pulled him down while standing.
"Hey! What are you doing," said Luffy.
"Just trust me on this one," said Zero calmly.
When the beast is just a feet away from them, Zero just put his hand up and stared at it (While emitting his Haki) , causing the beast to stop in front of him and it started to sweat profusely.
"Err…what just happened?" asked a villager.
"He actually tamed the lord of the coast," said Makino as she was covering her mouth in shock.
"Now listen Unagi, you will protect this village and its people okay, if not I will not give you a second chance," said Zero seriously.
The beast named Unagi immediately nodded its head with no hesitation.
"Good now go there and pass them this letter," said Zero while holding a letter.
The beast took the letter and swum towards the village, scaring the villagers till Makino saw the letter in its mouth.
"Hey wait there is a letter," said Makino.
After she took the letter, Unagi quickly disappeared into the waters.
She then read what was on the letter,
Dear villagers, thank you for the good memories. So to repay you guys, firstly I will take care of Luffy so don't worry, secondly, I gave you guys a guardian for the sea so don't worry when enemy pirates attack, just remember to feed him ten fishes a day.
Love Silver D Zero
P.S. his name is Unagi so call him that when you need him.
After she read the letter, the villagers were in tears as they now know that Zero cares for them as well.
"We will Zero so don't worry!" shouted one of them.
Zero heard that and smiled, "Let's go Luffy."
"Hai!" said Luffy.
As they sail toward the open sea they wonder what was in store for them, unfortunately fate has other plans for them as they sail into a whirlpool.
"Son of a bitch!" Said Zero as he had decided along with Luffy that both of them enter a large barrel to escape the whirlpool.
30 minutes later
"So what do you think is in this barrel," asked a voice.
"Don't know, maybe its treasure or beer," said another voice.
"Err shouldn't we tell this to Lady Alvida," said a timid voice.
"She will not know if you know what's good for yeh Coby," said the first voice.
"Anyway let's open this bad boy to see," said the second voice.
When they opened the barrel, suddenly both Zero and Luffy rolled out of the barrel.
"Man, I really don't want to do that again," said Zero.
"I agree," said Luffy.
"Who are you two," said a scared man.
"Yeah don't you know this ship belongs to the pirate Lady Alvida," continued the second man.
"Hey, Luffy you heard that right," said Zero seriously.
"Yeah, so where is the meat," said Luffy.
After he said that, everyone there dropped anime style onto the floor.
"Hey! This is a serious matter so act like you are serious," said the first man.
"Not to be rude but why are you following him," asked the second man.
"I ask that question all the time," said Zero as he was rubbing his temple.
"Then why don't you leave him," said Coby.
"Because I made a promise and I intent to keep it," said Zero.
"Anyway so this is Alvida's ship right," asked Zero.
"Yeah so what, oh I know you are scare aren't you, now we will accept your surrender," said the first man arrogantly.
Hearing that, Zero then asked, "hey you Coby right, why don't you take Luffy to the kitchen while I talk to this two fellows here," while having a visible anime tick mark.
"Okay, come here Luffy-san we are going to find meat," said Coby.
"MEAT!" said Luffy while dragging Coby along with him.
"Hey who say you can go and Coby you betrayer," said the second man as he was preparing to chase after them but was pulled back by Zero.
"And who says you can go," said Zero who suddenly has the aura of a demon behind him.
"Mommy" were the lasts words both man said before Zero beat the living shit out of them.
Meanwhile with Luffy
"So Luffy-san why are you here anyway?" asked Coby.
"Actually we are not supposed to be here as we are chasing my dream to be Pirate King," said Luffy while stuffing his face full with meat.
"What! But to do that you have to find the legendary treasure One Piece," said Coby.
"Yep I'm doing that," said Luffy
"Heh I wonder how does it feels to follow your dreams," said Coby sadly.
"What do you mean?" asked Luffy.
"My dream is to be a marine but I know it will never happen," said Coby.
"If you want to be a marine then we don't you leave this ship," asked Luffy.
"Because this ship belongs to Alvida and I don't want to get hit by her iron mace as it will hurt very much," said Coby.
"Hey don't worry as Zero told me if you want to achieve your dream, you shouldn't be afraid of a little pain as if you don't try your best, you will then feel more pain than beating," said Luffy,
"You know what, you're right I shouldn't be scared of a little pain as I want to be a brave marine and the first pirate I will catch will be Alvida," said Coby.
"Who will you catch huh Coby," said a gruff woman's voice as the ceilings above them crashed down and scaring Coby till he ran behind Luffy while he was busy eating the meat. As the debris cleared, it shows a woman who is as big as a bull holding onto an iron mace.
"Who is this runt, he does not look like the Pirate Hunter Zoro," asked Alvida.
"Anyway Coby who is the most lovely woman on the sea," shouted Alvida.
"Why…that's...you...of...course...Lady Alvida," stuttered Coby.
"Err Coby it that really a woman?" asked Luffy innocently, everyone who heard that immediately gapped while Alvida was pissed off and launch herself towards Luffy with her iron mace while screaming "Brat!"
"Whoa come on Coby," said Luffy while dragging Coby with him and jump through the hole Alvida made, seeing pirates surrounding them Luffy then stretch his arms till they reached the mast and then he shouted, "Gum Gum….Rocket," blasting away the pirates.
"W-what…are you Luffy-san," said a shocked Coby.
"Me, I'm a rubber man," said Luffy while stretching his cheeks.
"Rubber…man? Asked Coby, when he turn around he saw Alvida so he run to Luffy's side,
"So you eaten a Devil Fruit huh Brat," said Alvida.
"Yep," replied Luffy as he let go of his cheek.
"Are you a pirate hunter," asked Alvida.
"Nope, I'm a pirate," said Luffy.
"Is that so, that makes us enemies now huh," said Alvida.
"Maybe," said Luffy.
"Hey Luffy-san, I think we should run," said Coby.
"Why Coby?" asked Luffy.
"Because Alvida is the…," said Coby
"I'm what Coby?" asked Alvida while smirking.
"Alvida is the MOST UGLIEST SEA HAG I SEEN," shouted Coby with determination, as he said that Luffy begins to laugh while Alvida was pissed off and said, "what did you say runt," angrily.
"That's right you are the ugliest woman i have ever see and I'm sick of being your cabin boy that's why I am going to be a marine," said Coby with determination in his eyes.
"Do you know what are you saying Runt," said Alvida as she is ready to kill Coby.
"I know what I saying and I will do what I said, to become a marine and the first pirate I will arrest will be your fat ASS!" shouted Coby.
"That's it runt now you Die!" shouted Alvida as she charged towards him with her iron mace.
"Well said Coby," said Zero as he drew Tengoku no reitōko to meet Alvida's iron mace.
"Zero-san!" shouted Coby worryingly.
"H-how are you able to stop my iron mace attack with just a blade," asked a shocked Alvida.
"Because this blade is the blade that freezes heaven and you should look at your mace right about now," said Zero as the mace slowly became encased in ice.
"What!" said Alvida.
"And now time to sent you packing, Dragon-Dragon Blazing Uppercut," said Zero as he punched Alvida with a dragon claw-fist to send her flying.
"Okay now that's settle now I want a boat for us three," said Zero.
"Yes sir! Right away," said the pirates.
3 minutes later
"Here you go sir a boat," said one of the pirates while pointing towards a small rowboat.
"Okay, thanks now you guys are free to go," said Zero.
"Thank you Sir!" said the pirates.
"So Coby where is the nearest Marine base," asked Zero.
"It's located at Shells Town why you ask?" said Coby.
"Because that's where we are going so wanna come along," asked Luffy.
"Hai!" answered Coby.
"Then hop in we will bring you there," said Zero.
"Okay!"
The WAMMAS dialogue session
Shadow: man that was awesome
Luffy: what was?
Shadow: how I sent that fat bitch flying
Coby: you know she is coming back right
Shadow: I know and I will cross that bridge when I reached there.
Coby: so want to end the story here
Luffy: sure why not
Coby: bye
Luffy: see you guys next time
Shadow: adios amigos
(1)- Crimson Moon
(2)- Heaven Freezer
(3)- War Wolf
(4)- Demon Soul