AN- IM MAD!!! IVE GONE MAD! YOU GUYZ NEED TO REVIEW! AND IF YOU DONT THEN IM GOING TO GET EVEN MADDER! OKAY THEN, THIS CHAPTER IS CALLED "THE BIG PRANK". ENJOY!

Bella POV

We were standing in front of the biggest, most expensive Japanese house ever.

"T-this is ours?" I asked in disbelief.

Edward smiled his crooked smile. I felt weak when he did that. "Yup," he replied.

"Ugh! Let's stop staring at it and go in!" Emmett yelled. Maybe after hundreds of years of being a vampire, someone still needed a nap to stop being cranky.

"Okay, come on," I said as Edward and I unlocked the door for everyone. I turned around and saw Emmett still standing there pouting.

"What?" I asked.

"What's my name?" he asked.

I sighed. Who knew immortals could be this annoying? "Come on, ninja Em," I said.

"Okay, Bella!" He smiled and walked inside with us and everyone else followed.

We looked around the house. There were only two pieces of furniture; a coffee table and a couch. Esme was going to enjoy decorating the rest of it.

Jasper sat down and let out a content sigh. He wasn't tired, so i didn't know why he did that. My dear vampires stood there for I think it was an hour and no one moved or spoke. I wonder what everyone was thinking about. I wasn't able to do that for even a minute, so I sat down and dozed off.

I was shaken awake by my true love.

"Bella," he whispered, his breath cool on my face. I reached up to kiss him, but he chuckled and put his hand over my mouth. I was hurt by the rejection, but Edward's face looked excited. I was confused and he could plainly see it written on my face.

"Jasper and Alice are in our room. We have to get our ninja outfits ready. Carlisle and Esme are out shopping for furniture and...Emmett and Rose are doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing." He smiled slyly and it scared me a little. Then, he cringed. "Eww, I just grossed myself out."

I laughed. "Come on, grossward," I teased.

We got up and headed upstairs as quietly as we could to get ready for our funniest prank yet.

While Ninja Em and Rose were... um... you know, Alice, Jasper, and Edward were getting the ninja stuff ready and preparing for the prank.

"Okay, here's the plan. Alice says that they will be done doing 'you know what' in about 15 minutes. Then they will just be unpacking and stuff. That's when we attack. We'll climb through their window, and attack with our ninja swords. I know this is kinda wimpy, but this will just be the beginning..." Jasper said, his face in a evil grin that made me scared of what they were going to do next.

It was about 15 minutes later now. We were waiting just above their window, getting ready to spring.

"Ready. Set. NINJA!!" yelled Jasper. We sprang into there room with our swords held high. It was quite funny. Rosalie just started laughing, while Emmett started screaming, took a sword on the wall and started swinging it everywhere. Alice took the first lunge toward Emmett, right in the ... wrong spot. He yelled in pain and threw himself at her, only to miss and land flat on the floor. The whole house shook, as he started cussing. We fought for about 5 minutes until Ninja Em surrendered and admitted that he wasn't a ninja. Then we took off our masks and started laughing at him.

"I thought you guys were my friends. Edward, you should say goodbye to your Volvo. And Alice, poor you should say your goodbyes to your porche. I'M TELLING MOMMY!!!" Emmett screamed. That made us laugh even harder. Edward and Alice didn't look at all worried. Then, Carlisle and Esme (dressed up as ninjas of course) came through the window and lunged at Emmett. We were in hysterics!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett screamed. "I WILL GET MY RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

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EmPOV

Rosalie was in the shower as I waited patiently on the bed. We had a little bit of fun in bed and now we were cleaning up. Japanese cartoony thingys are way cooler than the ones back home. Good bye to barney, hello to digimon!

Rosalie came out and i took my turn in the shower. The warm water felt nice on my ice cold skin. I started humming the pokemon theme song in the shower until i got out, and went to watch tv.

I was right in the middle of the part when Sailer Moon broke up with her boyfriend when i heard something come in from my window..............

It sounded like, "Betty. Net. JINGA!!"

I swirled around to see four black figures holding shining, pointy swords. NINJAS!!! They were probably talking in ninjanese!! My first reaction was horror. Rosalie started laughing. Laughing. What was so funny?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" I screamed. Thy were here to tear me apart and burn my remains! I had to protect my woman. I turned around to see a sword on the wall. I took it and started showing off my awesome moves.

The short ninja took a step forward, twirled her sword, and hit it right on the spot.

"EEEEEEEEEEE!!" I started yelling. I thought I could take her out by doing a body slam, but she moved out of the way and I landed on the floor. The house rumbled.

"S**t, what the ****?!" I cussed out loud.

I tried body slamming the vulunerable one, but one of the taller ones got in my way. He growled, I think.

Five minutes later, they had me beat and I was on the floor looking up at them. If I didn't surrender, I'd get killed. Here in Japan, by ninjas, with my Rose watching. **** it.

"I guess I'm not much of a ninja after all! Please spare me!" I cried.

I was enraged when they took off their masks. Alice? Jasper? Bella? Edward? Since when did that nerd prank people? They started laughing at me and Rosalie, who was laughing while I was trying to keep her alive from these "ninjas", burst into louder giggles. I was choked up with anger, but I finally spoke. Well, screamed.

"I thought you guys were my friends. Edward, you should say goodbye to your Volvo. And Alice, poor you should say your goodbyes to your porche. I'M TELLING MOMMY!!!"

They started laughing even harder. I didn't think that was possible. Just then, two more ninjas lunged into the room from the window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GET MY RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

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