I don't own Naruto; just the OC(s)
Flying Pigs...
Naruto was strutting down the hall towards the principal's office, like usual. Dragging his feet behind him, was a bruised boy, looking like he wanted to be anywhere but there.
Once in front of the principal's office, the two boys waited for the secretary to usher them in the room. They didn't have to wait a lot; maybe just five seconds... After all, the secretary knew that around lunch time, Naruto would appear in front of the office, dragging or simply walking beside or in front of his new-or old- adversary.
"Do you ever stop getting in trouble, young man?" Asked Shizune, the secretary, obviously talking to Naruto. She just got a cheerful "Nope!" as a response.
Inside the office, the principal, Sarutobi Hiruzen, was waiting for them.
"Why did you beat up Sai again, Naruto? I thought you two were okay with each other." He asked gently.
"He called me dickless again, Jiji. I hate that." The blond was pouting, looking like a poor child who didn't want to be scolded. Sarutobi just sighed, indeed knowing that the blond hated it.
"That doesn't mean you have to literally transform him into an almost unrecognizable human. I only recognized him because of the paint splatters on his shirt and the pale skin!"
"...Sorry Sai, I promise I won't do it again, if you don't call me dickless."
"As if that'll happen. I'll stop calling you that when you grow it, or when the pigs'll fly." Muttered Sai under his breath, not really able to move his mouth.