So I decided to make this a multi chapter fic. I'm gonna change the title when I figure out what I want it to be. So if you guys have any ideas let me know. Enjoy
"So you guys aren't gonna help me?" Shikamaru yelled out to his fellow ninja. Naruto looked around pretending not to see and Choji kept munching on his chips. Ino broke out of her happy trance and went closer.
"Tem-chan! You don't wanna kill him just yet! Have I taught you nothing? You have to stick him with child support, file for life insurance, then kill him off to take his money." Ino stated. The lazy nin took his shadow posession off of her and watched as she thought about it.
"Why have I never thought about that? I was dead set on killing him once I got here but you're plan is much better." Temari sat down and held on to her lower back. "All this has put a strain on my back."
"Heal me Ino. I think a couple of my bones are fractured." The blonde nodded and went up to him.
"Well yeah silly. When I was pregnant with my Inojin I couldn't do half the stuff I was able to do before getting pregnant. Just lay down and after this you and Shika go have some tea and talk things over. Jazmin tea with lemon did wonders for me." Ino smiled as she finished healing her teammate. "You! Making your pregnant girlfriend travel three days here in her condition. You should be ashamed of yourself!" Ino crossed her arms and watched as the lazy Nara just stood there finally taking all this information in. He didn't know what he was feelings. So many emotions rushed through him at that moment. He grinned a bit looking at his girlfriend.
"What's that look for?" She glared at him.
"After all these years I finally trapped you." He got up and held out a hand to help her up. She smacked it away.
"I don't need no man to help me up thank you very much." She stood up and put a hand to her side. Her face got red with fury from his previous statement. "You didn't trap me! I'm untrapable and I could leave whenever I want to."
"No you wont." He crossed his arms and stared at her.
"Like Ino said, take me to the Tea House so you can buy me whatever I want." She began walking to her favorite little restaurant.
"Who said I was paying, troublesome woman?" Sighed the brunette as he followed her.
"The person carrying your baby, that's who." She responded to him not slowing down to let him catch up.
"Which one?" He asked before getting thrown to the floor again.
"Everyone really has grown up." Ino smiled. "I should get back home to my babies. I miss them!"
"Yeah, Hinata is making me Ramen tonight." Grinned Naruto. "Tell Sai she loved the maturnal painting he did of her. She currently has it hung up where you can see it once you enter our house. Its our first family photo!"
"Awe did she really love it that much?" The blonde smiled.
"She cried of happiness for hours after he left. We didn't expect it and it made her cry more knowing he made it himself. She was kinda jealous when she saw Sakura's and when he showed up to make her in one she hugged him so tight." The future Hokage stated.
"Karui is gonna be mad if I'm late." Choji sighed as he left. The other two waved goodbye leaving in different directions. Shikamaru couldn't help but to stare at the pregnant woman in front of him. Temari was starting to get annoyed at him for it.
"Stop staring at me." She scoffed. He looked up from her belly and just smiled.
"I'm just happy." He chuckled a bit looking at her reaction.
"Well I'm not." She noticed his expression go down a bit. "Its not that I don't want your baby. We don't live in the same village its gonna be kind of difficult. I don't feel like I'm ready for motherhood."
"Temari we've been seeing eachother for years now. I don't know what to say if you're not ready for the next step." He sighed paying for their tea and tipping the waitress that served them. They started walking around the outskirts of the village where no one was really around.
"Its not that Shikamaru you know I love you but this isn't the next step. This is like skipping the next five steps." She crossed her arms. "Don't get me wrong I'm really happy about this pregnancy but I'm also thinking about other things."
"You're not thinking about." Shikamaru couldn't even finish the sentence. Especially when it was about his child.
"No! Of course not. Its my baby, our baby. Shika we created life together." She entertwined their hands and began swinging them around a bit. "I never really thought about having children but now that I'm pregnant. I'm just really happy its with you." He never saw her guard as down as it is now. He's never seen this side of Temari and he loved it. He stopped in the middle of their walk and faced her to him. He put a hand to her cheek and kissed her. It was a small kiss but the best they've had in a while. The first they've had in a while. He smiled and looked at her.
"We're gonna be parents in less than nine months. Let's not stress over what's gonna happen for another month or two. Let's just be happy and live in the moment." He looked into her eyes and when she nodded they started walking again. They finally made it to Shikamaru's family home and walked in.
"Shika dinner is almost ready!" Yoshino could be heard from the kitchen.
"Mom we have a visitor!" He yelled out.
"I don't want to tell your mom just yet. If you don't mind?" She asked him. She's only seen the woman a couple of times since she started dating her son. She didn't want to make the third meeting awkward by telling her about the unplanned pregnancy. Shikamaru nodded telling her he was okay with it.
"Why do you always tell me last minute!" She yelled out as she went into the livingroom. "Oh! Temari I didn't know you were in the village."
"I came unexpected. I just arrived a couple hours ago." The blonde smiled at her. Yoshino's mood lightened up at the sound of her voice.
"You're excused this time Shikamaru." The older Nara swooped Temari away from her son. "Boys, if we don't take our time to shape them then they'll never get up and do it themselves. That's why us women always have to pick up the slack!"
"Here, here." Temari agreed with her. The blonde had always loved her boyfriend's mother from the moment she met her. She had a spunk to her that she very much enjoyed.
"I don't know how you kids do it with this long distance relationship shit. I would've killed Shikaku if he were to ever be late without notifying me first. Let alone live in a whole different village." Yoshino punched the dough she was making. "I hope you love Cinnamon buns cause I'm making some for desert."
"I sometimes want to surprise visit Shikamaru in the middle of the night to catch him if he's cheating so I can castrate him. But then again three days travel calms you down." Temari answered her from the table. "Sounds great. I've been wanting some lately."
"I remember when Shikaku would still do missions he would solo them sometimes. When he would solo them I would sneak out of the village to follow him without him realizing just so I know he's going where he says he's going. He never caught me and if it were overnight stays, I'd leave Shikamaru with Choji's or Ino's family." The brunette informed the blonde. For a minute Temari was thinking about something.
"I've never thought of that. Keep talking I need more ideas." She deviously stated.
"On one of Shikaku's birthdays I gave him this necklace I filled some of my chakra in and whenever he went out at night cause 'he had a meeting.' I would walk around the village until I felt the chakra in the necklace I gave him." Yoshino stated as she took out dinner from the oven.
"Nice. So was he ever somewhere else?" Temari curiously asked.
"No, he was always where he said he'd be. But you know you can't trust bitches anymore so you have to take matters into your own hands." The older Nara grinned.
"I'm a getting him a necklace. Will you show me how you did it? I never knew you can store chakra that way." Temari made a note to find a nice necklace her significant other would like. "Men are always up to something! I can't stand them. Yoshino you're a fucking savage."
"Bring it by whenever." Yoshino smirked knowing the reason why her and Temari always got along so well was because their attitudes. "Shikamaru food is gonna be ready in five minutes so you better hurry up and set the table!"
"Troublesome women always bossing me around." He muttered as he entered the small kitchen. He took a look at the man hating atmosphere and sighed. 'This is gonna be a long dinner.'
"Come by tomorrow for dinner Temari! I'll make your favorite." Grinned Yoshino as she waved her son and his girlfriend goodbye.
"I take it you had a wonderful conversation while I was outside." Shikamaru rem walked arked as they to his apartment.
"Mhm. Do you have dinner with her every night?" Asked Temari.
"When I'm not on missions." He was carrying some leftovers. "They've become too troublesome."
"I like her. She even gave me a couple ideas for your next present." The blonde grinned. The Nara male rolled his eyes because whatever it was he assumed was trouble.
'Why did I get stuck with such a troublesome woman like her?'