Ohio friends! Wow, thanks to Tokko. Ranmaru Sakura Fan 2278 I finally figured out how to publish new chapters despite the error 2 b.s. Arigato my dear, this chapter is dedicated to you!

Also, thanks to Echo Uchiha for following my work- I really appreciate all your nice comments!

Last but not least, arigato dazyn18 for Beta-ing the first 6-ish chapters of this fic! You are the best! *HUGS*

FYI, I'm still working on this writing this story- it turned out to be quite the doosey, let me tell you, but it looks like it's going to be about 13-14 chapters long, which includes a 2-3 part epilogue. Yowsa! Hope you like your fic long! I'll try and publish edited chapters as often as I can, probably every few days if not every day- and of course, you, my dear readers, are welcome to encourage me to publish more with your charming reviews:) Wink!

Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own Naruto or any of the characters from the series, sorry to disappoint you. I don't make any money off of writing fanfic, it is a hobby that is currently the only thing keeping me sane during a bout of being snowbound. Oh cabin fever.

OK, without further ado...!

Sakura made her way to the medical tent. It was the next morning after the...run in with Sasuke. She still couldn't believe how fucking easy she had been...literally...she really had been steadying herself for years to resist the Uchiha should she ever meet him again. Hell, she had even tried to kill him in the past, and instead had wound up fucking him. Sakura sighed. Not that she was unhappy. Much to her surprise, that emo-spikey-haired-bastard was a damn good lay, even if he was a bit kinky for her taste. And even if she was kicked out of his bed later that night... Sigh. So much for losing her virginity in a romantic, loving embrace. But as a medical ninja, she had made damn sure to take some birth control before she was...hmmm...deflowered, so no harm done. Besides the hurt to her pride, of course. Sakura sighed as she opened the flap to the medical tent.

"Sakura, where did you run off to yesterday?" Lady Tsunade grunted at her, not bothering to look up from a medical chart.

"Something came up m'lady, my apologies for not notifying you, Tsunade-sama!" Sakura used her ninja skills to remove any inflection from her voice, hiding her mixed, tumultuous emotions from the Hokage.

"Hmm, no worries. It's been like a mad house in this village ever since the war. I've given up trying to keep track of everything. Here's a stack of medical records, I need you to look them over before you check on the patients."

"Hai! Yes, Lady Tsunade."

Sakura made her way over to the far corner of the tent and began scanning the documents. Before she got too far, a glowing Ino come up to her and jabbed her in the ribs with her elbow.

"Eh, Ino-pig, I'm trying to work here. What do you want?"

"Hmmm, guess what bill-board brow. Guess who I just fucked!" Sakura raised an eyebrow at her.

"You joking?"

Ino smiled and whispered in her ear. "I just banged Sasuke-kuuuuun!" She sang in a sugary voice.

Sakura's eyes got wide. She felt a her guts knotting together in a icy lump, but she kept her voice even. "When?"

"This morning!"

Sakura stood up slowly, holding the table in front of her for support. She realized she was shaking, but she forced herself to speak through her clenched teeth. "I was just in his bed last night."

Ino's smile vanished in an instant. She looked pale, her after-glow effectively destroyed. "Wh-what?"

Sakura wiped away tears that spilled out of her rebellious eyes, and took her friend's arm. She thought to herself furiously, Now is not the time for tears! Now is the time to get angry and get even! "I think we've just been played." Sakura huffed as she dragged a stunned Ino after her.

"Girls- where are you going? I need you two-"
"Emergency situation, Tsunade-Sama!" This time, Sakura couldn't hide the extreme anger in her voice. Tsunade raised an eyebrow, but decided not to probe. The last war had taken a lot out of her and she just didn't have the energy to deal with Sakura's anger management problem. Sighing, she waved them on. "Fine. Get back as soon as you can." Tsunade gazed after the two departing Kunoichi, and started day dreaming about her pending retirement.

As they ran along the streets, Sakura huffed, "I can't fucking believe that emo freak. I can't believe I slept with him. I'm a weak fucking kunoichi when it comes to that idiot."

Ino started crying. "Sakura-chan, I can't believe this!" Soon, her muffled cry turned into an all out bawling-fest- "SAKURA! Oh my God! Ahhhh!"

Sakura stopped and embraced her friend, rubbing circles on her back. "Sh...Ino, it's going to be ok! I promise!" But Sakura's soothing words just met with more sobs, and she could feel Ino's back shuddering from her spastic weeping.

"Come on Ino-chan, don't be sad yet- get fucking angry. We are going to break that asshole's FUCKING BALLS! Do you hear me? We're going to CASTRATE THAT SON OF A WHORE!"

Ino sniffled and looked up at her pink-haired friend, who had managed to startle her out of a sobbing session. Of course, Sakura didn't mean to shout that last part, and she blushed when she saw half a dozen (male) shinobi looking at them fearfully. Their gazes all seemed to scream at her, "Man eater." "Come on, Ino-chan," she muttered, "Let's go." Sakura pulled Ino after her faster as they searched for the Uchiha.

They didn't have to look far, as he was with Naruto by the Uchiha compound- or what remained of it after Pein's attack. There hadn't been much time to rebuild between Pein's attack and the ninja war after all. Naruto saw them approaching but was oblivious to the obvious waves of rage their body language was communicating. "Ohio, Sakura-chan, Ino-chan-"

"Don't you Sakura-chan me, Naruto. You are speaking with a man who is at the top of my hit list. Out. Of. Our. Way." Naruto made a concerned face and was about to say something conciliatory, but Sasuke put a hand on his shoulder. "It's ok, Naruto, let me handle this."

"Sasuke, you fucking fuck face. What the fuck did you think you were doing?"

Sasuke made a face. "You seemed to be a fan of fucking last night, Sakura-chan. What's your damage?"

Naruto's eyes widened. Deciding he didn't want to get caught in the cross fire, he stepped away from Sasuke and Sakura veeeery slowly.

"Sasuke, what's the idea of you banging me and Sakura in rapid succession, you emo-whore-freak!" Ino chimed in, punching her fist in the air. Sakura was relieved that her friend had recovered from her bout of depression, and she silently vowed to herself that she would never forgive Sasuke for being such a prick to her and Ino.

Naruto let out a loud sigh. "Sasuke, what the hell did I tell you about restraint? Restraint, man!"

Sasuke laughed. "Restraints? You told me you were into them."

Sakura's eyes widened. "Naruto? Did you? Sleep? With? Sasuke? Too!"

Naruto giggled self consciously and ran a hand through his hair. "Ummmm..."
"WHAT THE FUCK NARUTOOOOO!" Sakura could not contain her anger anymore.

"Shhh, Sakura, keep your voice down!" As the newly installed Hogake-in-training, Naruto didn't really want word of his...exploits getting too far.

An appalled Ino whispered in his ear, "Naruto! Was Hinata really ok with that...?"

Naruto, who had started dating Hinata about a month ago, giggled again like a nervous school girl. "Um...actually, she watched..."

"SASUKE!" Sakura roared, coming towards him while gathering chakra in her raised fist.

Sasuke looked up, nonplussed. "You know Sakura, you really shouldn't yell in your condition.

"MY CONDITION? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ASS CLOWN?"

Sasuke turned on his sharingan. "Duh-you're pregnant."

Yowsa! That Uchiha-no-bastard! Ok, let me know how you liked this chapter my friends- your reviews are always appreciated!

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