Chapter 2
With Tobi and Zetsu
"Where do you think he is Zetsu san?" Tobi asked.
"I don't care, when I find him, I'm going to eat him!" Zetsu's black half said.
"No! We're not going to eat him! I bet he's fine Tobi, probably sacrificing some innocent person," Zetsu's white half assured Tobi.
With Kakuzu
"When I find my partner, I'm going to rip his head off," Kakuzu muttered to himself, angrily, glaring around.
With Itachi and Kisame
"Why do we have to search for the zealot?" Kisame sighed. He knew Hidan was okay, he could take care of himself, hell, he was immortal!
"Because Leader-sama wants the scrolls…" Itachi said blankly.
With Sasori and Deidara
"Sasori danna, do you think Hidan is okay, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yes, he's immortal after all…how much can happen to an immortal man?" Sasori said.
"Danna! Listen, yeah!" Deidara said, straining to hear the soft sound in the distance.
"It sounds like someone crying…Let's go check it out." Sasori said, running. (Sasori isn't in Hiruko.) Deidara followed right behind Sasori. They soon got close to the sound.
"That sounds like a little kid sobbing," Deidara said, frowning. Eventually they found where the sound was coming from.
"Hidan? Is that you?" Sasori asked, shocked.
Hidan was curled up in a little ball sobbing, covered by his oversized cloak.
"Hidan, what the hell happened to you? You're a little kid, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed.
"I kn-know bitch!" Hidan hiccupped, still crying.
"Are you okay, un?" Deidara asked.
"N-no!" Hidan whimpered.
"Hidan what happened?" Sasori asked, staring at Hidan.
"SOME JASHIN DAMN ASSHOLES TURNED ME INTO A KID! WHAT THE HELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE?" Hidan shouted. He pulled his cloak tighter around himself and looked down, wiping his eyes.
"Why are you crying Hidan? It's not like you…yeah," Deidara asked, giving Sasori a concerned look. Sasori lifted Hidan up, Hidan was still wrapped in his clothes.
"Hush Hidan, there's no reason to cry, we've got you, don't cry. You're an S-Rank criminal and you're bawling your eyes out…" Sasori soothed.
"Sh-shut t-the…h-h-hell…u-up!" Hidan whimpered, obviously upset.
"Don't cuss! You're just a little kid! Un!" Deidara said. They started to run back to the base, but they ran into the others, who all ran into each other and decided to wait for Sasori and Deidara.
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"Is that Hidan?" Kakuzu asked, his mouth dropping.
"Yes…" was Sasori's short reply. Tobi, Zetsu, Itachi, Kisame, and Kakuzu looked at the little boy in Sasori's arms.
"Can I eat him?" Zetsu's black half asked.
"No! We're not eating him!" Zetsu's white half said. "Don't worry Hidan, we're not gonna eat you!" Zetsu's white half said, smiling.
"Let me hold my partner, he's practically mine," Kakuzu said, reaching out for Hidan. Sasori handed Hidan to Kakuzu, all of the sudden, Hidan started cussing his head off.
"No! Put me down you fucking bitch ass heathen fucker! I will sacrifice you to Jashin-sama!" Hidan yelled.. He didn't want Kakuzu holding him at all. Several of the Akatsuki members looked amused at Hidan's reaction. Sasori snatched Hidan back.
"Don't cuss Hidan, you're very misbehaved…" Sasori said. "I guess I'll get stuck taking care of him," Sasori thought to himself.
"Wow…Hidan as a kid…this should be interesting! He's really emotional though," Kisame commented. They all went back to base, to face Pain…
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIDAN?" Pain screamed, his eyes wide.
"Leader-sama, please don't yell, you're scaring Hidan," Deidara muttered. Hidan was hiding behind Sasori. Kakuzu lifted Hidan up, and immediately Hidan flipped, he started cussing again.
"HIDAN! Don't cuss, you're a little kid!" Pain yelled, glaring at the small Jashinist.
"He's still himself," Sasori said, pulling Hidan from Kakuzu and setting him down on Pain's desk. Kakuzu frowned, angrily.
"About how old do you think he is?" Pain asked, his question not directed to anyone.
"Probably around 4 years to 6 years…I'm not really sure though," Kisame guessed.
"Damn…Well you all go…take care of him or something," Pain said.
They took Hidan into the living room.
"He needs new clothes…" Itachi said, looking at Hidan's oversized clothes.
"Hey Hidan, you wanna go shopping with me?" Kisame asked him. Hidan just glared at the shark nin.
"Damn Hidan, you're going to cost us money!" Kakuzu snapped.
"Don't fucking yell at me stitch face! OH! I forgot, I got the scroll," Hidan said, holding the scroll up proudly, then throwing it at Kakuzu.
"Awwwww little Hidan is so cute and violent!" Tobi cooed. They all were smiling at Hidan, well except for Kakuzu, he stalked out of the room and gave Pain the scroll. Once Kakuzu gave Pain the scroll, he stalked back into the living room, glaring at Hidan.
"I'm not cute…bitch," Hidan muttered.
"No cussing! Okay, come here Hidan!" Deidara said. Hidan gave Deidara a death glare..
"He's going to kill you," Zetsu's white half said, nonchalantly.
They went to the mall and went straight to get some clothes. They handed Hidan some clothes and sent him into the changing room.
20 minutes later
"Hidan, are you okay? Do you need some help?" Kakuzu called.
"Fuck no you pedophile!" Hidan yelled.
5 minutes later
"Hidan, hurry up," Kisame yelled impatiently, he wanted to get this over with, knowing Kakuzu would freak out over the price.
"I'm coming you fucking heathens!" Hidan yelled, coming out of the dressing room with a pile of clothes in his arms, pouting.
"Do they all fit?" Itachi asked, not paying much attention.
"Yes you dumb fuck. Can we go home now? I'm fucking hungry!" Hidan whined.
"No cussing! You're so annoying as a brat!" Kakuzu yelled.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU HEATEN! I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE YOU TO ALL MIGHTY JAHIN!" Hidan yelled.
Everyone in the store turned to stare at Hidan.
"STOP STARING HEATHENS, I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Hidan screamed.
"Hidan stop cussing! Quiet and come with us, we need to pay!" Itachi said quietly, lifting Hidan up, who started to struggle.
They went to pay…
How much will it cost? Will Kakuzu freak out? See next chapter!