In two places far from the 'tuna' sized village, the crew was split. Unknown to them the reason why. They were all trying their best to reunite though. Even if finding Zoro was probably the most impossible thing ever, or Zoro finding his way anywhere.
"Zorrrrro, wrong way agaaain." Luffy muttered. Even though neither one of the duo knew where they were or were going.
"Shut up!" Zoro growled. "It's…this way…" he mumbled that one. Pretty confident he knew where he was going in the big forest of greenery. He had to blink twice though when he actually reached the 'tuna' village. "My fucking God." He rubbed his head.
"Z…Zoro, you found it!" Luffy sounded hilariously shocked. This was the first time EVER Zoro has ever found anything. "Who are you and what have you done with Zoro?"
"I have no fucking clue. Oh well. We're here right?"
"Yeah…" Luffy spit blood over Zoro's shoulder before finishing. "But the crew's not here."
The swordsman laughed with a slight tone of mockery. "It's fine, you need help and the others are probably on their way back by now." He patted his captain's head and felt it fall gently onto his shoulder. A smile broke out on Zoro's face. He caught himself and erased it quickly. It creeped back though when he heard Luffy's gentle snores.
"Navigator-san, I'm confused." The raven haired girl peered over the red heads shoulder.
"Hm? What with?" The navigator grabbed the map back off of the girl in confusion.
"Nami~swan can't be confusing~ because she's perfeeeect~~!" A blond boy with comical hearts for eyes was dancing around the two women. The red head slapped him. Hard.
"Shut up Sanji! I'm concentrating!"
"Ooooh~ Nami~swan's so beautiful when she's concentrating~~!" He danced around them again with a large bump forming on his forehead.
Nami stared at the torn map, realising they were going to have to guess where they were going a lot of the time. That was ok though, with her excellent navigating skills, nothing can go wrong. Or could it?
"N…Nami? Usopp said he's sorry about the map…can he…" A little reindeer stared up at the navigator innocently. Flames dwelled in the front of her eyes though, forcing the little reindeer to retreat back to the little group of rejection. (Containing-Franky, Usopp, Brook and Chopper. Due to annoyance against Nami's concentration.)
"Well, let's start up again then Nami." The raven haired girl carefully took the tatters back while deciding the best route to take. They weren't particularly worried about Luffy; they were more worried about Zoro getting lost, again.
"Marimo for brains is probably shitty miles away by now." Sanji smirked, lighting some sort of tobacco. Wafting smoke around the women carefully. They sighed. It could take a while to find them. 'As long as Luffy's with him then they…' Sanji's thoughts trailed off 'they're both as fucking hopeless as each other...'
"Oh come on, that's a shit deal." Zoro glared at the pharmacist, making him flinch back with freight. He turned to fix himself and turned back to the crazy swords guy.
"Sorry sir, small town, small supplies, big prices." In Zoro's mind, that, was bullshit.
"Heh, just because we're pirates then 'ey?" Zoro placed his hand in his hair and slicked it back. This wasn't good. Especially considering the fact that the amount of money on them wasn't even enough to feed Zoro, never mind Luffy and to buy medication.
"Zoro forget it." The boy slumped against his legs and the counter waved up at him with a slapped on grin covered in dried crimson that Zoro failed to pry off his face.
"Can I kill him?" Zoro's eyes glinted, reflecting the unsheathing of his three glittering swords.
"N…Now now sir…I'm sure we can…" The man cowered to the very back of the shop. Provoking Zoro's building anger. He stopped when he felt the head against his shins fall flat to the floor. He sighed.
"Is there another fucking pharmacist on this fucking island? Hm?"
"N…No sir…" Zoro couldn't help but grin at his expression.
"Fine, c'mon Lu." Zoro dragged his captain back out of the shop with a quick death glare at the quivering pharmacist, he smirked and sat down by a multi-coloured tree, covered in oranges and reds. Luffy squinted at Zoro, obviously confused by the blurred colours. He was struggling to lift his head and ended up on Zoro's shoulder again.
"Ah, Zoro you have grass on your head." His captain rubbed Zoro's head sluggishly, trying to get rid of the 'grass'.
"Oi you…" Zoro gritted his teeth un-amused. The boy snuffled, blood rippled down his nose like water. "Fucking pain in the ass…" Zoro cleaned it with his already dirty sleeve. Luffy's face was a slight pink colour under the crimson, causing Zoro to blush slightly for no reason he could think of.
"Mmm…Zoro?" His voice was calm despite his appearance, but instantly caught the swordsman's attention.
"Yeah Lu?"
"There's something I wanded to tell you…buuuuud I can't rememememberrr whaad…"
"Luffy? Luffy!"
TBC...Maybe...XDD Idk. Thanks for the reviews guuuys~ I'll see what I can do! Suggest ideas or hate on it if ya like~! (I do enjoy some good ol' critisism. XD) Oh yeah! I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! IF I DID I WOULD BE A FUCKING GOD. :)