A/N: hey guys! So someone asked for Hermione granger so I'm going to do her today. I might post another chapter today because my exams just got over!
HERMIONE
Dear fan fiction,
I am dating RON. I love only him. I do not love harry, Draco, Neville, George, Dumbledore (why!) or Voldemort (he doesn't have a nose, he is evil, his best friend is a snake, should I go on?). I am not Voldemort's servant, I don't kill pansy for Draco (ewww…) and I CERTAINLY don't become a death eater. And please stop referring to me only as a know it all. Sure, I'm smart, but that doesn't mean my only job is to correct people's grammatical errors. And I have a life. I DO NOT KISS RON IN PUBLIC JUST TO MAKE OTHERS JEALOUS (he isn't even that cute) (DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT). Please change your opinion of me.
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger
So I made this a little longer.
Thanks for reading!
-PotatoBookworm