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Kelly's parents Melanie and Jeremy sat down in a small room on the couch.

"So, what do you think the guy's are going to be like?" asked Melanie.

"I don't know, but even the worst will be better then Randy."

Q1: "Our daughter's boyfriend nicknames are The Viper and The Lady Thriller and we hate them. What are yours?"

Miz- "The Miz, because I'm awesome."

Punk- "The Straight Edge Superstar because I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Do you? If Kelly does count me out because she is beneath me."

Morrison- "The Shaman of Sexy and the Guru of Greatness."

Rhodes- "I don't need one, I am proud of my name. My father is the American Dream Dusty Rhodes, my name means greatness, why the hell would I change it?"

Edge- "The Rated R Superstar."

"Why are you called that?" asked Melanie.

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

Dolph- "I don't have one."

"You really should you know," Jeremy laughed. "Did your parents hate you or something?"

"No why."

"Well they must have to have named you Dolph Ziggler."

John Morrison then stuck his head in the door, "He does have a nickname; Mr Ziggles!"

The three laugh at Dolph and chant Mr Ziggles.

HBK- "The Heart Break Kid, The Main Event, The Icon, The Showstopper and I forget the rest."

"Wow, that's a lot," commented Melanie.

"Yeah, I'm extra cool," he said with a proud smile.

Y2J- "The Sexy Beast baby."

"You really are," Melanie whispered.

Cena- "Well I'm The Doctor of Thuganomics."

"Wigger," Jeremy coughed.

"What!" Cena spluttered. "I am not."

"Sure."

Jeff- "The Charismatic Enigma."

"What's with the hair?" asked Jeremy with a frown.

Jeff shrugged, "It looks cool."

Q2- "Kelly is a huge wrestling fan! Who is your favourite wrestler and why?"

Miz- "I am training to become a wrestler right now so I'm my favourite just like I'll be your daughters."

Punk- "The Undertaker because dead guys can't drink, smoke or do drugs. Wait, maybe the reason he's dead is because he did drugs and they killed him...... Can I change my answer?"

"No!" Jeremy shouted.

"I am so confused."

Morrison- "Rey Mysterio, I love all the high flying dare devil moves he does. They are what John Morrison loves to do in the Palace of Wisdom."

Rhodes- "Is that a trick question? No one can beat my father Dusty Rhodes."

Edge- "Christian, that guy reeks of awesomeness."

"Reeks of awesomeness?" asked Jeremy.

"Yeah!"

"Leave it honey," Melanie said patting Jeremy's arm.

Dolph- "Ric Flair, a guy in his sixties that can get girls in their twenties. He's my hero."

HBK- "Triple H, X-Pac, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. The Kliq rules all!"

Y2J- "It has to be someone smart, dominating, powerful, rich and cunning....... Vince McMahon."

Cena- "I always loved Rikishi. He is probably the only fat guy in the world that can get away with wearing a thong and shoving his fat ass in people's faces. I like R-Truth too, that guy can rap!"

Jeff- "I loved Sting and Ultimate Warrior, they're amazing wrestlers and rocked awesome face paint."

Q3- "Randy never listens to us or anyone for that matter. Show as you have been listening to us, what are our names?"

Miz- "Am I supposed to care? I am here to bang your daughter not you, because I'm The Miz and I'm awesome."

"Is this guy kidding? Tell me he's kidding," Jeremy said to Melanie.

"I don't think he is," she replied.

Punk- "Bob and Jenny?"

Morrison- "I can't remember because I was too blinded by her beauty," he said pointing at Melanie.

"Jeremy and Melanie," she whispered.

"Jeremy and Melanie."

"I choose him."

"Next," Jeremy yelled.

Rhodes- "Uh....... Next question."

Edge- "It's on the tip of my tongue, what does it start with again?"

Dolph- "Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr.

"Brown noser," taunted Jeremy.

"I think I look like Miranda Kerr," Melanie said with a confidant smile.

"Yeah, twenty years ago."

Melanie slapped Jeremy hard, and then slapped Dolph because he laughed.

"Did I say twenty years ago? I meant you are way hotter then her."

"Hey give me attention," wined Dolph with a pout.

HBK- "Uhh..... Mum and dad.

"Um Shawn. Our names," Melanie prompted gently.

"Two words," he shouted gleefully. "Suck it."

Y2J- "I am man enough to say that I didn't listen. Assclowns."

Cena-.............. Coughs................

Jeff- "Melanie and Jeremy."

Q4- "Where would you take Kelly if you were going to propose to her?"

Miz- "Propose? The Miz doesn't do marriage."

Punk- "Paris. I have more money then most people because I'm straightedge and don't waste my money buying things that pullout my body."

"Ok, either shoot him or me!" Groaned Jeremy.

Morrison- "The Palace of Wisdom."

Rhodes- "A romantic and very expensive restaurant, my girls get only the best."

Edge- "Um..... I don't know. I have not thought that far ahead."

Dolph- "Hollywood, where the stars shine brightest."

HBK- "Vegas! And we can have Elvis marry us."

Y2J- "How the hell should I know? Somewhere cool, oh I know! A Fozzy concert and I would sing her a song."

Cena- "At your house, because that is where we first met."

Jeff- "Where we had our first kiss. I would make it really romantic and once we have had dinner I would ask her then."

"That is so sweet," gushed Melanie.

Q5- "Finish this sentence – Choose me to date your daughter because......"

Miz- "I'm the Miz and I'm awesome!

Punk- "I will have her living the straightedge lifestyle."

Morrison- "The Shaman of Sexy will take your daughter to the Palace of Wisdom and enlighten and educate her in a way she never has before."

Rhodes- "I can give her a life of luxury."

Edge- "With me she would totally reek of awesomeness. And if she's hot I would even take her shopping.

Dolph- "I'm Dolph Ziggler, what more can I say?"

"Well not your name for one Ziggles," muttered Jeremy making Melanie laugh.

HBK- I will treat her how she deserves."

Y2J- Even though I don't always act like the nicest person, if I love someone I will treat them like a princess. And smash the shit out of any Assclowns she doesn't like."

Cena- "I will love her if it gets that far."

Jeff- "Show her the respect she deserves, and how a lady is meant to be treated by her boyfriend."

After all the guys left Melanie and Jeremy looked at each other.

"Who are you going to pick?" Melanie asked.

"This guy, what about you?"

"Him."

"Great, come on lets go home."

I am so sorry it took so long to update, I just had a lot of trouble figuring out how I was going to do this chapter.

Plz review it is up to you who Melanie and Jeremy choose to date Kelly, they each choose one guy.

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