Here's a collection of oneshots based on some songs sung by The Birthday Massacre.
DISCLAIMER: I realize that The Birthday Massacre is not mine. I realize that The Birthday Massacre did not write the song entitled "I Think We're Alone Now." I realize that Hetalia: Axis Powers is not mine. I realize that not even the words I'm using are mine, okay? So go away! *tearful glare*
A/N: Some of these are angsty, like "Lovers' End," some are happy(ish), and some are just…just plain weird. Enjoy them! They span across almost every single relationship I like and/or ship.
I lied…this one is angsty too. CHARACTER DEATH! SCARY SUICIDE NOTES! BE WARNED!
Under the Stairs
America read the note, hands trembling.
"You know you're too young for your age. I feel kind of sorry for you."
"Cause it's such a shame, you won't be laughing when I'm dead."
The door fell open with little effort. He stood at the foot of the stairs
"Under the stairs…where no one cares…I'm dead…And that is where I'll wait for you."
"Nothing here has changed. Maybe you should go and find someone else to blame. Cause you are gonna be sorry when I'm dead."
"Under the stairs…where no one cares…I'm dead…And that is where I'll wait for you"
He picked up the knife that lay on the bottom stair.
Ah…that was scary! I'm gonna go find Steve and let him comfort me *sniffle sniffle*
Because that one was so short, you get another one! :D
Happy Birthday
Hungary twirled in her black and white dress.
"For the birthday massacre."
Austria held her hand and murmured, "I hear footsteps."
She thought he said, "Stick it in the back of her head."
She thought he said, "Two of them are sisters."
She thought she said, "I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy."
She thought he said, "I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in."
Then we wished them all a happy birthday. We kissed them all goodnight. Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me…
In my black and red dress.
She thought he said, "Don't forget the video."
She thought he said, "Don't forget to smile."
She thought he said, "You're a murder tramp, murder tramp."
She thought she said, "You're a murder boy, birthday boy."
This was short, like the last one, and sad AGAIN! Jeez! I have to do "I Think We're Alone Now" soon or all of my readers will die of sadness.
Anyway, for those who thought this was unclear, it's Austria's birthday massacre, where they apparently kill people? For his birthday? I dunno…I thought it was a good song.
Suggestions for other songs are welcome in reviews! I need more happy songs! Please help! Reviews are love, please spread some love and help me! Thanks to everyone else who has reviewed!
Coming next chapter: "Blue" and "Goodnight"