Bleach Saga 2010

Here is the latest addition from Team Viper... Plz Enjoy! XD

BEWARE: A lovable (?) character may die in this chapter...and Kon might be in a lemon... o.o

O yeah, and wut other lemons should i add?? XD, try giving us a good lemon and situation and we'll try squeezing it in if we can. I said squeezing XD.

Chapter 2

Everyone was stiff the next morning. Ichigo was sleeping on Orihime's bust as if it were a pillow; a pretty comfy one too. Orihime was in a cuddled position with her arms wrapped around Ichigo's head. Ichigo slowly removed them and Orihime instantly woke up.

"Ichigo that's not cheese!" she screamed and smashed her hard head on Ichigo's nose.

"Oomph?!" Ichigo cried out in surprise. His nose bled a little.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Kurosaki-kun!!" Orihime apologized. She quickly looked for anything that could wipe away the blood. Orihime found her panties and wiped away the blood with it.

"Ori-!" Ichigo was cut off as the panties smothered him. At least his bleeding had stopped. Ichigo turned around and looked in amazement at Grimmjow and Nel's unique sleeping positions.

Grimmjow was drooling on Nel's portal. Ichigo couldn't believe how Grimmjow could sleep while kneeling on the carpet and putting his head on her pink fissure. Nel was lying on the bed with her legs on the ground, and her arms clutching Grimmjow's delicious light blue hair.

Grimmjow woke up after Ichigo gave Grimmjow a kick in his naked but firm and round butt.

"Wake up you idiot!" Ichigo shouted.

Grimmjow got up suddenly and yelled, "Die Kurosaki!!" and hammer punched Ichigo on the head.

"You bastard what the fluke was that for?!"

"How dare you kick me while my guard was down pumpkin-head?!"

Ichigo and Grimmjow (both still naked) started rolling around on the floor clutching each other's throats.

"What's all the commotion about so early in the morning?" Nel asked rubbing her eyes.

"Oh Nel-san!" Orihime (naked and don't you forget it…) went over to Nel and threw her arms around her with difficulty since their huge mountains made it hard for Orihime to reach her arms all the way around Nel's back.

"Kurosaki-kun and Grimmjow are fighting each other! What can we do?" Orihime asked with tears in her eyes. She was worried that Ichigo's magic stick and butt might get scarred.

"Don't worry Orihime, I'll stop them!" Nel responded and threw herself on top of the violent duo.

"Nel?!" Grimmjow and Ichigo cried surprised. But Nel was in punishment mode and didn't listen. Nel grabs her massive mountains, opens it wide, and with Ichigo and Grimmjow's heads in the middle, she slams her breasts together creating a mega clap.

Both Ichigo and Grimmjow get smothered by the mountains while their oxygen gets knocked out of them. Since neither Grimmjow nor Ichigo could breathe, both of them get K.O.

It took a few moments for Ichigo and Grimmjow to come to and by then Orihime had started Ichigo's shower and motioned him to join her. Ichigo obliged and went to the shower so that he wouldn't have to see Grimmjow's ugly face for a few minutes.

"Alright Kurosaki-kun, I want you to clean me up, so here you go!" Orihime said gracefully handing Ichigo his bar of soap.

"Well…okay Orihime…if that's what you want…" Ichigo said hesitating.

"Please Kurosaki-kun don't be shy! We're lovers now!" Orihime insisted.

"Are you sure?" Ichigo asked one more time.

"Yes, yes! I give you my consent to touch me everywhere! Please Ichigo!" Orihime knew that only Ichigo rubbing her with soap will soon stop her dirty mood, but it will exhilarate it first.

"Okay, Orihime. Here I go." Ichigo rubbed the soap bar in his hands then put it down. He rubbed his hands together and massaged Orihime's shoulders. He worked his way to Orihime's cleavage and gave it a good rubbing and squeezing to make sure it was squeaky clean for him to play with.

After making sure the mountains was shiny at all sides his gentle, soapy hands went down to Orihime's stomach. Ichigo poked Orihime's bellybutton with one soapy finger to clean the insides, but Orihime was already in perfect condition. Her bruises from last night seemed to have healed almost completely.

Orihime had meanwhile used her soapy hands to rub on Ichigo's hard 6 pack abs and his muscular shoulders. Orihime worked her way down to Ichigo's erection. She rubbed it and cleaned it so that she could later make it dirty all over again.

"Hey hurry up in there! I want to groom myself up too! Stop hogging the shower fools!" Grimmjow yelled. Ichigo snickered…He has to groom himself?

Ichigo and Orihime got out, finally fully clothed since last night.

"It took you long enough!" Grimmjow said angrily and stormed his way inside with Nel not far behind him. By the time Grimmjow and Nel got back from their thing, Ichigo and Orihime were eating breakfast (Bread and butter…and cheese and sweet bean paste…and jam for Orihime).

Grimmjow had the fluid inside his grand erection vacuumed out by Nel for her breakfast, and Grimm had some of Nel's milk.

Suddenly everyone looked alert; they sensed hollows.

"Damn….six ….eight…maybe nine?" Ichigo counted the different spiritual pressures he felt.

"Are they far away" Orihime said.

"Oh they seem strong too, this might get interesting…" Grimmjow grinned.

"Wait Grimmjow, you're going to fight a hollow?" Ichigo asked surprised.

"So what of it? I get stronger the more hollows I consume, and these may be worth my time."

"Well I'm going to stay right here with Orihime-san." Nel said and turned on the TV. She didn't like fighting that much, and left it to the guys.

"Alright then, let's go!" Ichigo commanded, but Grimmjow was already out the door. "Hey wait up!" Ichigo called and he ran out the door.

"Those hollows are about a half-spirit mile away!" Grimmjow said annoyed.

"We have to flash step, and you have to use your……uhh…"

"My sonido and don't you forget it!"

Ichigo and Grimmjow went into a secluded alley. Grimmjow used a pez dispenser and swallowed a green pill. He was forced out of his gigai and a substitute Grimmjow took his place.

"Crap I forgot my substitute badge!" Ichigo cursed.

"F*** you bastard!" Grimmjow yelled in his Espada form, "You remember this now?!"

"Don't worry Ichigo, I'm here for you! A hero always arrives at the right moment!" A familiar voice said from within Ichigo's pants.

"K-Kon?!" Ichigo said in surprise.

"Huh, what's wrong with you Kurosaki?"

"Ichigo you moron! Can't you tell the difference?! I'm talking to you telepathically! Now take me out from your disgusting right butt pocket and swallow me down!" Kon shouted in Ichigo's mind.

Ichigo reached down in his right butt pocket and pulled the green pill out and swallowed it whole. Ichigo immediately was shoved out of his body and into his soul reaper form.

"How the hell did you get in here?! I thought you were at Hat-and-clog's place!" Ichigo said alarmed.

Was he there last night? Did he touch Orihime? Ichigo wondered.

As if to answer Ichigo's question Kon said, "I came here this morning and asked Orihime to put me into your pocket for when you would be fighting hollows."

That was strangely nice of Kon, Ichigo thought; usually Kon would dive into Orihime's bust.

"Hurry up Kurosaki, let's go now!" Grimmjow insisted.

"Alright then, Kon take care of my body and stay put!" Ichigo and Grimmjow left.

"Don't worry, and take your time…" Kon waved in Ichigo's body with a perverted grin on his face.

"...You there, Mr. Grimmjow's doppelganger, just wait here! And shut your trap!" Kon ordered, "...unless you want to come with me and have some fun. Don't you want to do some

ladies? Come on let's #$%* some princesses! But Orihime is definitely mine!"

The temporary konpaku in Grimmjow's body was silent, then muttered, "...I want fish cakes..." and walked away, seeking a sea food restaurant.

Kon shrugged, and hurried away.

More for me! he said to himself. Kon reached Ichigo's house and opened the door. "I'm back!" he said.

"Ichigo you defeated the hollows already?" Orihime exclaimed.

"I still feel the hollow's spiritual pressure..." Nel said.

"G-Grimmjow is fighting them. He doesn't want me to be in the way so I came back," Kon fibbed sweating. He changed the subject before Nel or Orihime would question him more.

"Grimmjow told me to %#* you Nel because you need practice sucking our lolipops. So its time to strip ladies, I want you too Orihime! Show me your mountains!" Kon said, he was eager

to finally start touching the big busty girls everywhere. This was his big hot chance and after long awaited years, he will not miss it even if it costs him his life!

"I-Ichigo, why are you acting so-?"

"Shut up Orihime, I'm finally showing you how I really feel! Now enjoy it!" Kon desperately said and rips Orihime's poor clothes off.

"I-Ichigo, my clothes!" Orihime wailed. Kon didn't pay attention. He sniffed Orihime's mountains, and roughly squeezed them until some of orihime's milk came out. Kon licked the delicious liquid seeping out of her.

Finally, their all mine. MINE! Kon thought in his sick and selfish mind.

Kon went over to Nel, "Now it's your turn my sweet princess!"

"A-Are you sure, Ichigo?!"

"Yes!" and Kon tore apart Neliel's light blue clothes with Ichigo's muscular arms. He sniffed Nel's mountains; it wasn't bad either. They smelled like apricots...

Kon started squeezing Nel's right mountain with his left arm and Orihime's left mountain with his right arm.

Finally... finally...I have waited so long... IT'S MINE!! Kon screamed joyfully in his head.

"I-Ichigo what has got in into you?!" Orihime screamed with a mix of pain and pleasure.

"Your even rougher than Grimmjow!" Nel shrieked with a savouring smile.

Kon wasn't paying attention at what the girls were saying. He was focused on sucking anything that came out of the mountains.

When Kon was finally satisfied he ordered, "Now I want your mountains to give my lolipop a good rubbing!"

"Like this?" Orihime and Nel asked after Kon popped out Ichigo's erected magic stick. If any one had measured it, this lolipop would have been 9.5 inches. Orihime and Nel glomped Ichigo's lolipop with Orihime's left mountain and Nel's right mountain.

"Yesss! MWAHAHAHA! Just like that my boobalicious babes!" Kon yelled with pleasure. This is what he was striving for!

"I-Ichigo your lolipop seems bigger than last time! I think it's even bigger than Grimmjow's!" Orihime cried. she was pleased.

"Does that mean you let Grimmjow win?! Ichigo you're so modest!" Neliel Tu giggled. The mountain glomp lasted a few more minutes and before Kon could stick his (Ichigo's) fingers in Nel and Orihime's portals; he sensed something.

"Oh $#!%!!" Kon cursed, "I-I gotta go, put your clothes back on, and don't tell Grimmjow we did this!" He begged as Kon frantically put his clothes on.

"Huh?! Why?" Nel and Orihime said in unison. But Kon had already left.

"HEY KON WHERE THE #&$ DID YOU GO?!" Ichigo roared, "I was waiting for five whole minutes! I told you to stay put!!"

Kon was panting, "But Ichigo, I don't get opportunities like this that much. Anyway how would you expect ME the king of excitement to stay still?!"

"...I guess you're right but you better not have done anything to mess up my stature..." Ichigo said and popped Kon out of his body and inserted him back into the lion plushy. Ichigo went back into his original body.

"Now where's my gigai? God damn it!" Grimmjow swore looking around, "Those hollows weren't much of a fight running away like that, and now I waste more time looking for my human body!"

"Isn't that it over there?" Ichigo asked pointing at the restaurant opposite of the alley that they were in.

"What the hell?!"

Grimmjow saw his human body eating sushi along with a lobster fish cake at the table outside of the restaurant. The trio just gaped at the scene unfurling in amazement.

"Keep the fish coming, I want some tuna!" The gigai commanded.

"Yes sir right away!" A waiter answered and clapped twice. Four executive seafood chefs with thin moustaches came and set down mountains of fried fish.

"Bon appétit!" They said in unison and left.

"That's more like it!" The gigai began munching ferociously.

About six to seven people around the fish maniac stared and disapproved of his food devouring methods. Before Ichigo and Grimmjow could get there (Kon was in Ichigo's pocket), the gigai had cleaned up the four large plates, leaving nothing but the bones.

"Okay Gigai, enough's enough, time to go!" Ichigo ordered, pulling Grimmjow's body away from the restaurant. Grimmjow violently came back into the human body and put the substitute soul pill back in the soul candy pez dispenser.

"Hey wait you gotta pay for those!" A waiter angrily called as he saw Ichigo and Grimmjow running away.

"Just put it in my dad's tab!" Ichigo shouted while running.

"But I don't even know your father!" The waiter called, but Ichigo and Grimmjow were already gone.

Grimmjow and Ichigo arrived back into Ichigo's house, "We're back!" Ichigo called.

"Huh? Back already Ichigo, but you just left!" Nel exclaimed.

"What are you talking about? It's been like half an hour!" Ichigo replied confused.

"Oh really, time sure does fly by..." Nel winked at Ichigo and smiled. Grimmjow noticed the wink and growled,

"Why are you winking at him woman?!"

"O-oh, I didn't?"

"Hmmm...my eyes must be playing tricks on me then..."

Grimmjow yawned, laid on a sofa and closed his eyes.

"Kurosaki-kun where's Kon, even his lion doll body is gone?" Orihime asked.

"No idea, he just disappeared for some reason..." Ichigo replied checking his pockets.

"Oh...well I have something important to tell you!" Orihime grabbed Ichigo's hand and dragged him to his room.

"Whaaa- Orihime?!" Ichigo said in surprise.

Orihime closed the door and kissed Ichigo hard on the lips.

"Kurosaki-kun...can you tell me what all that was about between you, me and Nel. Y-you weren't acting like yourself." Orihime said.

"Huh? What do you mean??" Ichigo questioned. He had a confuzzled expression on his face.

Orihime explained about what happened as soon as the real Ichigo left and when the imposter (Kon) came in. She described in great detail what Kon did to Nel and her.

Ichigo was shocked beyond disbelief and his whole body was shivering in rage. He had a face that was as red as a strawberry. Just then the door to Ichigo's room was blown open and

an angry Grimmjow stormed in with Nel close behind.

"What's this all about Kurosaki?!! You fkin lied to my Nel and boinked her?!" Grimmjow shouted with fury. He picked Ichigo up by the collar and slammed him to the wall.

"You btr fkin explain yourself and I'll only kill you three-fourths of the way" Grimmjow growled and spat at the floor near Orihime. Orihime jumped in fear, and clutched her chest worrying

about what Grimmjow would do next.

Ichigo shoved Grimmjow back and looked just as angry, "Look it wasn't me! It was Kon!!" That basturd must've come here and got his way with our girls as me!! Anyways are you

stupid?! I was with you the whole time!"

"Oh skittles you're right... Then let's kill that sick #$%#%# of a lion and #$%$ him up! He will remember what he did for all of eternity and suffer!"

"I think that sick jerk would like remembereing what he did...but I agree lets kill him!!"

With that Ichigo uses the substitute badge to turn into a soul reaper and went off to search for Kon with Grimmjow at his side. Orihime and Nel were both in shock of what they just

learned.

"Ewwww i got r#ped by a lion doll! This is gonna scar me for life!" Nel cried sobbing. Orihime went to comfort her, but started crying too.

"I kn-new something was wr-rong b-b-but i c-couldn't have imagined it was actually K-kon!" Orihime and Neliel started hugging each other, and started to despise Kon.

~ Meanwhile Ichigo and Grimmjow are high up Karukura town madly in search for Kon ~

"Dog dammit! His spiritual pressure is so puny i can't fkin find him!" Grimmjow cursed impatiently.

"Crap you're right! But he won't get away with this! He's gone too far!" Ichigo suddenly stopped. Grimmjow almost crashed into him.

"Hey what the fox?! Why'd you-?"

Ichigo cut Grimmjow off, "Shut up, I need to concentrate!"

Grimmjow backed off and waited, "hmph, you better find that midget king of feasts."

Ichigo wasn't listening. He was deep in focus concentrating on Kon's small spiritual pressure. Suddenly Ichigo opened his eyes, "found him..."

"Ehhh? really?" Grimmjow was surprised.

Ichigo flashstepped with Grimmjow following behind him. They made it to the beach. Ichigo and Grimmjow were standing on a sign that said, "Welcome to Make-Out Beach: Cum and

share the love "

"Dam that Kon," Ichigo swore, "he comes here of all places. Is he still not freakin satisfied?!"

"Im gonna kill that son of a hambone!" Grimmjow growled menacingly.

"Where is he?"

Grimmjow and Ichigo looked around. There were many young couples, old couples, same sex couples etc. together. Both of them blushed but continued looking around. Finall Grimmjow

spotted Kon.

"He's over there!" Grimmjow said excitedly pointing at a palm tree. Kon's head was sticking out with his eyes focused on the couple below him.

"Oh crap! Is that who I think it is?!" Ichigo gasped in shock. He wasn't even paying attention to Kon because Ichigo was also staring at the couple below Kon. It was Shuhei Hisagi and

Rangiku Matsumoto! Beside them were Haineko and Kazeshini kissing each other. Haineko was on Kazeshini's lap with her tail curled around Kazeshini. Kazeshini had his strong arms

wrapped around Haineko and was kissing her roughly on her soft sugary lips.

Hisagi was squeezing Rangiku's watermelons and Kazeshini did the same to Haineko, except that Kazeshini was doing it a little too hard and Haineko was moaning loud as her milk was

squeezed and sucked out.

Ichigo was still staring as the two couples were making out until Grimmjow brought him back to his senses by smacking him on the back of his head. Ichigo fell down into the sand below

the sign.

Ichigo woke up from his daze and spit the sand out from his mouth.

"Agh thanks Grimmjow," Ichigo said.

"No problem...idiot," Grimmjow replied.

Ichigo quickly flashstepped to Kon, grabbed him by the face so he couldn't shout out, and flashstepped back. All Kon could say was, "Mmph?!" in shock.

"Hey did you hear something?" Rangiku asked with her hand rubbing Hisagi's disco stick.

"...Nope" Hisagi said concentrating on fingering Rangiku's cherry pie.

. . .

Ichigo (with Kon trying to wriggle free from his arms) and Grimmjow flashstepped to a secluded area. Ichigo threw Kon down on the cold, hard cement face first. Grimmjow was about to

attack Kon with his twitching claws, but Ichigo raised his hand and stopped him.

"Wha-What are you-?" Grimmjow protested furiously, but Ichigo turned to Kon with a look of intense anger and hatred in his eyes.

"Kon," he said, trying to hold his anger, "Please explain yourself and I'll only kill you two-thirds of the way..."

To Ichigo's and Grimmjow's surprise, Kon didn't look scared at all. In fact, he looked angry too!

"Fawk you Ichigo and Grimmjow! I'm not scared of u jerks! I saw you both fawking the big melloned girls! So there is nothing wrong with me having some fun either. You moarons fail at

making love to them anyway! Hahahahahaha, but don't worry they enjoyed it with me!" Kon said boldly.

Grimmjow had had enough of Kon's remarks, and grabbed him with his strong hand, crushing Kon's pathetic body.

"I have heard enough of you from your trashy fked up mouth. you have no idea who you're messing with you stupid fkin pedo bear!"

"B-but im a lion, you-" before Kon could finish, Grimmjow ripped Kon's brown lion mane off.

"You're a fkin bear!!!!!" Grimmjow yelled.

"Nooooooo, wtfbbqmellonjello?! Fawk you bwitch!" Kon screamed.

"Grimmjow... just kill him and end it, I don't ever wanna see Kon again anymore, it was a big mistake keeping him instead of letting Hat-and-Clogs dispose of him. Kon... I hate you!"

Ichigo said and ran away into the sky. Ichigo looked so sad while he was running away and Grimmjow could see the tears welling up in Ichigo's eyes.

Grimmjow turned back to Kon, "I've seen many monsters in my life, but I have never encountered one as vile as you! HOW DARE COMMIT SUCH SINS IN FRONT OF ME?! LOOK AT WHAT

YOU DID TO KUROSAKI YOU BASTURD!!! YOU SCUM OF THE WORLDS, NOW DIE!!!!" Grimmjow yelled and unleashed his light blue Gran Rey Cero.

Before Kon was annihilated in the flash he said, "You talk to me about sin?! Hahahahaha, you're the ones who have committed the sins!! I'll see you all in hell niiiiii-saaaan!!!!!"

. . .

Ichigo wasn't even looking where he was moving high up in the dark sky. He was having flashbacks of the good times he had with Kon, such as when Kon was protecting his sisters, and

when they played soccer together. Ichigo remembered that he and Kon trusted each other. They used to be more than friends; they were brothers. But now all that had to end, because

Kon's sinful mistake. Ichigo blinked away his tears and went home; the tears left him just like his thoughts and memories of Kon.

END of Chapter 2: Kon's Mistake

Sorry this was update was short but I didn't have much free time... We will add more, much more! I hope you liked it. The KON LEMON IS OVER! Plz send feedback and any ideas you may have. WOW it hasn't been updated in a while! Sorry about that folks!

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