Pinky-The-Assassin does not own transformers no matter how much she wants to.
Rules and Guidelines by Erin Jones
Enforced by Prowl
Rule 6
Do not steal the following things if you want to live to old age.
-Ironhide's cannon(That's a no brainer)
-Ratchet's wrenches(That is just asking for it)
-Jazz's music collection(He's scary when he is angry)
-Summer's books (She is such a bookworm)
(And finally)
-My Dr. Pepper (IT'S MINE, I TELL YOU! MINE)
Rule 7
Quoting Madagascar is not appreciated
-Here come the people, Summer! Oh, I love the people! Its fun people, fun time!
(Me when important government people came to visit)
(I should've known something was up when the twins gave me all that candy.)
-(whispers) It's the man!
(Jazz when we were caught by Prowl in the middle of a prank)
-Don't you shush me!
-AHHHHH! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
(Red Alert, you never fail to entertain me.)
-The Decepticons. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
(Sideswipe explaining the Decepticons to the new recruits)
Rule 8
Do not put Galloway in a box and try ship him to China
(Galloway was getting in everybody's nerve,)
(as usual)
(So Jazz and me thought of a way to get rid of him without causing him any harm)
(Ship him to China and let him be their problem)
(We got a human sized shipping box and a whole lot of those packaging peanuts and waited for our prey)
(As soon as he appeared, we pounced)
(We shoved Galloway in the box, poured in the packaging peanuts and taped the box shut)
(Jazz and I were on our way to mail him when Optimus caught us)
(Lets just say that we got a lecture on why we shouldn't mail and brig time.)
(Brig sweet brig)
Rule 9
Hide all sweets from Ratchet
(If he finds you with any he will confiscate it)
(Like the grouchy old mech he is)
(Clang!)
Rule 10
Whipped cream for is for strictly for eating
(And not to be used to look like someone has rabies)
(but it was funny watching Leo get carted off by Ratchet)