Ask The Cast: The Shipping War Ch.2

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Avatar the last airbender.

Me: Welcome back people. I am glad be back on the show. Well not really because both Azula and Katara are absent from the show. Does anybody know where they are?

Producer: Well, Katara just called and said that she was stuck in traffic.

Me;(bitterly)Wonderful….

Producer: and we aren't sure where Azula is.

Azula: I'm sorry I'm late. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. It turns out there were some animal activists protesting whale hunting. Why in the world would anyone protest whale hunting in the middle of the highway?

Me: Yeah, yeah great story now come and sit down so we can stall until katara gets here.

Producer: Why don't you read some fanmail?

Me: Good idea Tim, See this is why I like you.

Producer: :D

Director: Oh, so you like him, but not me.

Me: Exactly!

Now on to the fanmail! Azula this one is to you. It says

Dear Azula,

What made you change your ways.

Signed, a curious person.

Azula: well curious person, I lost my memory. When my brother, Mai, and Ty lee nursed me back to health, I realized how much they loved me and how horrible I had treated them. So I decided to forget about hunting the avatar and killing my brother and just be happy that Katara did not kill me.

Me: Wait, how did you lose your memory?

Azula: well Mai told me that I accidently that hit my head on my metal bed post multiple times.

Me: That doesn't sound like an accident at all. It sounds like what really happened was that Mai…( dagger flies past my face)..Um… desperately tried to help you.

Azula: I know Mai tried to help, after all her and Ty lee are my best friends.

Me: yeah

Producer: She's here.

Me: Oh Goody! Katara, hi welcome to the show!

Katara: Hi there , you don't know how glad I am to…

What is she doing here?

Me: Oh, well you see, she is my co-host. My IDIOT director hired her. I didn't have a choice.

Director: I heard that!

Me: That was the point! Now Katara do you think you could just over look this so we can get on with the show.

Katara: I guess so….

Me: Good. Now about you and Aang, what's up with that?

Katara: I love Aang. I love everything about him. He is so sweet and kind and me and him have so much in common that we could talk for hours. Plus I just love the way he looks at me with those pretty gray eyes of his.

Me: That was so sweet.

Azula: I agree it was.

Katara: no one asked you to say anything.

Azula: Well then….

Me: Katara, please be nice

Katara: Fine

Azula: Yes, come on please be nice. I am sure we could be the best of friends.

Katara: OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Me: Both of you calm down! Now Katara as my co-host Azula is required to say something at some point during the show, understand?

Katara: Yes

Me: alright. Now Katara I'm sure you have heard of the pairing between you and zuko.

Azula: HAHAHAHA! Her and Zuzu? I would love to see how that would turn out!

Katara: Well I don't! Besides Zuko is sweet once you get to know him but he is just so darn

depressing. When he and I went on our little fieldtrip, I swear that the moment I saw his face I just felt like hating the world.

Me: Now that I think about it Zuko was nothing but angst in season 1 and the first half of season 3. Well anyways what about you and Haru?

Katara: He's too sensitive for me.

Me: That would hurt if Haru could hear it.

(Somewhere in the earth kingdom….

Haru: I just felt a disturbance in me and Katara's relationship

Tyro: What relationship? You two aren't together.

Haru: LET ME HAVE MY DREAMS FATHER! )

Me: Well Katara we are down to your last pairing which is… well was, you and Jet.

Katara: Jet and I were NEVER together, he was just very flattering and I got excited.

Me: I don't know in the show it looked like you were really into him..

Katara: Shut Up.

Me: hehe. Do you want me to ask Sokka what he thinks?

Katara: Do you want me to KILL you?

Me: No..

Katara: I didn't think so.

Me: Uhh, Whoops look at the time the show's coming to an end. Katara, did you like the show?

Katara: I did until I saw Azula.

Azula: Look, can't we just be friends I promise I have changed.

Katara: You nearly killed my boyfriend, ended the avatar cycle, and ruined all chances of the world being saved in one blow and you just expect me to forgive you for that!

Azula: PLEEEEEEEASE! (Makes puppy Dog Eyes)

Me/Katara: GAH!

Katara: Alright I forgive you as long as you don't make that face again!

Azula: Yay!

Me: Yay! We're all happy now! Please Read and Review!