Cell has defeated the Z Fighters at the Cell Games and is making his way towards the cosmos to seek new challenges...but first a pit-stop.

"What the hell is that?" Cell asked as he stared at a mysterious structure in the atmosphere. Cell flew towards the Lookout at full speed landing there in a matter of seconds.

"Salutations! I am the perfect being known as Cell and I deman- I mean I would like to speak to the owners of this magnificent piece of fine real estate!" Cell yelled as he walked around the Lookout. Dende and Mr. Popo hid inside trying to hold their breaths as the monster continued to walk around, but after hearing their slights Cell teleported behind them, placing his arms on their shoulders.

"What going on fellas?" Cell asked in genuine curiousity.

"I-I-I A-Am D-D-Dende!" stuttered Dende in fear as Mr. Popo stood still.

"How nice, are you a Namekian?" Cell continued to ask in curiousity.

"Y-Yes!" shouted Dende nervously.

"Relax my fellow Namekian, no need to be nervous...unless you're hiding something?" Cell spoke in friendly voice with an underlying dark tone.

Ask him about the Dragon Balls...

"The Dragon what now?"

Ask him about the Time Chamber...

"Time Chamber?"

He's hiding many things from you..

"Alright you little piss-ant why don't you tell your Cousin Cell all about these Dragon Ball objects, Time Chamber, and everything I need to know otherwise I will fucking skull-fuck you to death with my tail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!" Cell yelled as he lifted Dende into the air grabbing the guardian by his throat. After several minutes of explaination Cell finally got the full picture of how everything with the Dragon Balls. Cell dropped Dende and readied himself for a voygue to outer space but before his departure the perfect being left a message.

Don't wish back Son Goku and his friends back yet. Tell them to train in Other World, I giving them ten years. They've better not disappoint - Cell


Two Months Later

Somewhere On Planet Luud

"Is really the best your deity can do?" Cell laughed while mocking the Luud Cult as he brought the giant machine mutant know as Luud to it's knees. After a few more minutes of taunting Cell finished the deity with a powerful ki blast, then proceeded to kill it's cult. Amongst the shadows hid Dr. Myuu who observed Cell, he was in awe of his design and might but the doctor soon discovered that he had been spotted by the perfect being. Cell instantly teleported behind Dr. Myuu and placed his hand on his shoulder.

"It's not polite to stare." Cell commented with an evil voice.

"Wait! Wait! Allow me invite you to my home planet M-2, we'll treat you like a king!" nervously pleaded Dr. Myuu.

"Not interested" quickly replied Cell

"Then what do you want?" Dr. Myuu

"A worthy challenge" Cell said with a smirk. Dr. Myuu stopped trembling as a plan formulated in his mind to make Cell his pawn.

"A worthy challenge you say? Then why come with me and challenge General Rilldo?" the cunning Dr. Myuu said with a smirk. With that the two set out for Planet M-2 the machine mutants homeworld. Cell and Myuu arrive at Planet M-2 in matter of seconds via Instant Transmission make a scene in front of the Machine Mutant HQ where General Rilldo is stationed in. Cell blasted the front enterance open causing many guards to fly in many directions. The perfect warrior grabbed Dr. Myuu by the back of the neck and tossed him into the headquarters.

"I know you're working with, so just go get him for me!" demanded Cell much to the shock of Dr. Myuu who scurried away into the headquarters. As Myuu went to fetch General Rilldo for Cell a group of machine mutants arrived to challenge the bio-android.

"WE ARE THE SIGMA FORC-" they said before Cell shot all of with his Death Beams and then proceeded to destroy their bodies with full-powered energy volleys. Dr. Myuu arrived at General Rilldo's control room were the general was observing Cell's power and began calculating their potential fight.

"I will win, according to my calculations." General Rilldo stated as he readied himself for a long battle with the bio-android. General Rilldo arose from the top of the HQ and stared down at Cell as powered up his body, in response Cell took to the classic Frieza stance with arm to the side, palms open, and leaning forward in a display of arrogance. Both fighters rushed each, the collision of their fist created a massive shockwave that echoed throughout the machine city. While in the air Cell and Rilldo trades blows at supersonic speeds as the traveled throughout the city creating major damage to the structures, finally after several minutes of equal hits Cell landed a devastating blow to Rilldo's chest impaling him. Rilldo fell down towards his HQ with Cell in hot pursuit as he came down with a dropkick with the force of a nuclear explosion. Cell drove Rilldo down into the HQ's bottom layer where a fetus in a tube laid in rest with Dr. Myuu guarding it.

"Ah so the rumors were true." Cell comment to an angered Dr. Myuu.

"What rumors?!" shouted Dr. Myuu defensively

"In my travels throughout the cosmos I've encountered a black market where information is sold and through it I found out of a scientist who can create powerful warriors...that doctor's name is Myuu. But alas nothing I've seen here on M-2 is worthwhile. How disappointing." laughed Cell as he slowly inched towards the tube Baby is in.

"Don't mock me you filthly Saiyan" spoke Baby through Dr. Myuu's body as the scientist's eyes glew blue.

"Ah so you talk? How wonderful and how did you know I was made up of some Saiyan cells?" chuckled Cell as began poking Baby's incubation tube.

"I can always recognize a filthy Saiyan! Now bow down monkey to the Tuffle King!" Baby declared as Cell slowly began putting pressure on the surface of the tube.

"And what's stopping me from killing the Tuffle King here and now?" Cell asked as a green energy beam blasted at Cell's legs turned them into metal. From a pile of rubble General Rilldo arose as he began transforming into his Meta state, once finished he rushed Cell punching him in face and sending flying away. Cell landed hard onto the outside pavement were General Rilldo met him and hammered the perfect being down into a crater.

"What the hell did you do to me?" Cell yelled demanding an answer.

"This is my ultimate form, in this state I have become one with all of M-2, your death is inevitable give up now." stated General Rilldo as he stood above Cell.

"Yeah, that didn't really answer my question!" Cell complained as he sat at a bench while sipping a soda.

"DON'T YOU DARE MOCK ME!" General Rilldo yelled as he powered up to his max.

"He turned your legs into metal, the only way to get it off now is to kill Rilldo which is impossible for you as he is one with the planet and can regenerate at will!" laughed the cocky Baby controling Dr. Myuu's body.

"Typical" Cell sighed as he sliced off his metallic legs and simultaneously regenerated, the perfect warrior immediatly flew into the sky with General Rilldo in pursuit, once reaching the outer most atmosphere Cell turned around and began charging a Kamehameha Wave.

"I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING PLANET! KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!" yelled Cell as he launched the destructive energy beam, the attack struck General Rilldo annihilating him as the beam continued penetrated M-2's core causing the planet to immediatly burst.

"Wait can I survive planetary explo-" said Cell before his majority body was destroyed.

Yup

Soon after he regenerated Cell destroyed Planet Luud as well, just for the hell of it.


~*Cell Kills The Dragon Ball Universe Mini Show!*~

Kid: Shouldn't Cell lose against any DBGT character cuz they're stronger?

Cell: No

Kid: But why?

Cell: Because...(ki blast) that's why.


Kill List: Baby, Dr. Myuu, General Rilldo, Giru(along with anyone on Planet M-2), and Luud(along with anyone on Planet Luud).

Preview: It's been so long...since I've snapped someone's neck. Is that so? Then let me show what true power is.