Okay before I continue. There's gonna be name tags for the rest of the story.

Bromaster: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH. I appeared in someone else's house. I was like, this isn't my place!

Domenic: What was the place like?

Bromaster: Well I saw a PC. And I don't have a PC.

Domenic: Was it a mess?

Bromaster: Yeah, but my room is a mess too. Everyone has a messy room. My room is a mess cause I have little siblings.

Domenic: Can't say for sure, but it might be that you landed at my house. Man that is JUST what I needed. Just PERFECT! My portal didn't appear and you landed in Germany. Well FUCK! Tails, is there a logical explanation for why Bromaster landed in Germany and why my portal just was like "yeah go fuck yourself find your own way home." Did I cause like a rift of some sort? Did I mess up the space time continuum.

Tails: Well. I don't know for sure but maybe a switchawoo?

Domenic: If there was a switchawoo I would at least be in my home universe. The fact that I am not excludes that possibility

Tails: Well, like I said. I'm not sure.

Domenic: What am I going to do? I HAVE EXAMS ON MONDAY! I mean OK its Friday, we have enough time. But id have to explain my mom what I actually did to get signed off for school, and then I'll have like 30 people asking dumb questions. And it would be awkward.

Be The Hero - Bromaster The Hedgehog: Oh yeah. Found a note (Gives note to Domenic.)

Domenic: Where did you find that? And what is it? A random note? You be like "hey I'm In a strangers house. Better pick up the random piece of paper lying on the bed. Cause what are the odds the note was meant for me? 1 in 7 billion.

Be The Hero - Bromaster The Hedgehog: It says YOUR NAME.

Domenic: Okay, that puts the matter in a different light.(reads the note) Right, it says that I'm home alone for the weekend. Great. I still need to get back to earth by Monday. And you need to get to the U.S

Bromaster: Michigan

Domenic: Yeah whatever. I guess there are rifts there, as in waypoints, so all we need to do is create portals and link them to the rifts. Easier said than done

Bromaster: WTF are you like a freaking scientist? THAT'S JUST PERFECT! But how exactly are we supposed to do that?

Tails: Time machine?

Domenic: Like I'm going back to the future, that will just cause all sorts of glitches in time-space. Count me out on that one.

Bromaster: I rather not cause a Time Paradox. Plus, I DON'T WANT DIE!

Tails: Well I guess I can spend 2 days working on the teleporter again. Like I sent Sonic to earth.

Domenic: The teleporter is probably the best idea cause that is what got me here in the first place.

Bromaster: Whoa! Do you not remember what that got us into?!

Domenic: Well it's either that or the news is gonna say 2 teens are missing.

Bromaster: Grr... Fine!

Tails: Hmm...tell you what. I'll work over the night and I'll be done by Sunday night.

Domenic: Don't overwork though. I don't want to be causing problems.

Tails: Don't worry. I had a lot of rest. I'm ready to work.

Domenic: If you say so. And what about you Bromaster? Do you need to be back home because of something?

(My Portal appears)

Bromaster: Give me 5 mins. (Jumps in)

Domenic: Okay see you...And away he goes

Tails: Wonder what's up with him. First from Rap to carry a gun?

Domenic: I'm not sure I WANT to know whatever it is.

Tails: I'm gonna scan his Behavior Stats. (Goes to Computer and starts typing)

Domenic: Right... Cause that's a thing you do... Scan behavior like scanning a barcode. Remarkable. And I was proud of myself as I could read a QR code with the naked eye.

Bromaster: (Comes with 2 blankets, 3 pillows, 2 phones, a charger, headset, and a 2 liter of Coke)

Domenic: Ummm...Maybe I have an idea what he might be.

Bromaster: What?! I lay in my place in the floor everyday like this!

Domenic: Where did you get all that?

Bromaster: My house

Domenic: Did you land in Michigan then?

Bromaster: Yep. And right in my room.

Domenic: Okay... Makes even less sense now. But then there still should be one portal due. There is one portal less than there should be

Bromaster: My portal will come in like hours now. I got sucked in yours

Domenic: Even if you did, one portal that should have come an hour ago didn't appear. And how did YOU get sucked into MY portal?

Bromaster: Idk. I don't remember being in your place. You should have been watching over your portal. Like I have this freaking poisonous caterpillar to watch over.

Tails: ( Pulls my arm) let's me scan your eye.

Bromaster: Oooookay?

Domenic: The eye says it all. I guess literally

Tails: (scans my eye)

Bromaster: Oooh what are you trying to do?

Domenic: He's prescribing you glasses. Measuring your sight. Doctor, what is the diagnosis? Short vision?

Bromaster: I should get a monocular. I have perfect vision in my right eye. And I can't see 3 feet away in my left eye. It get blurry.

Domenic: Okay...

Bromaster: Weird huh?

Domenic: Someone kicked your eye?

Bromaster: No. I was born like this.

Domenic: Okay.

Tails: Well scan complete. My computer doesn't know you what you are. You must be different from everyone else. But, if that's the case. I'll just ask you. What are you? Good? Bad?

Bromaster: WHOA! NO! LET'S NOT DESCRIBE ME!

Tails: Okay whatever you say

Domenic: I don't want to know anyways.

Bromaster: That's what I like to hear

Domenic: I'd probably faint or something

Bromaster: Well. Where do we sleep tails. Let me sleep by an plug outlet. So I can charge my phone

Domenic: How about you stop requesting stuff?

Bromaster: ME?! I just wanna chill! got A SACK FOR US TO ROLL!

Domenic: Whatever...

Tails: Oh yeah. You can sleep right there (points at plug outlet.)

Domenic: I cant even get to earth to go and get my stuff. I don't even have a pillow with me! I mean its okay I've slept on a paved road on my jacket on boy scout hikes.

Bromaster: WTF?! Maybe it's best if you just take the spare stuff I got.

Domenic: Okay thanks.

Bromaster: Well. There. That's settles it.

Tails: Guys...I got 2 spare beds with everything.

Bromaster: What?! Oooh...the irony!

Domenic: Sounds good to me. I mean I can also tie myself to a tree with a rope and sleep in the branches. It almost came to that once on a boy scout hike. Bit then we found a farm and we were allows to sleep in the hay. I'll settle for a bed.

Bromaster: Well. I'll just sleep in a bed too. Lucky the outlet is like 2 feet away

Domenic: Can you talk about something else rather than how FAR AWAY THE NEXT FUCKING OUTLET IS?!

Bromaster: Alright! Geez! Calm down. We're in Tails' lab. Sorry for being a phone addict. But yo...all this talking is making me hungry.

Tails: (shoots sleeping ray at me) There. Guess it´s just me and you eating tonight.

Domenic: This is getting awkward tails… But at least he´s out of the way.

Tails: He's kinda a bother sometimes. But, it is funny the way he acts. Just acting like he's the fool.

Domenic: Yup. So true.

Tails: Well what do you need

Domenic: Food. I'm like starving right now. That´s the thing. I'm either starving or not hungry at all. Cause my food cycle is just random. And when I'm hungry I don't have an appetite. for any given point in time the statement hungry XOR appetite evaluates to true.

Tails: You ask for anything you want. I'll make it. And the way Fast foods make too. What are you having?

Domenic: Can you make salmon bagels?

Tails: Sure.

Bromaster: (Had a nightmare and woke up) WTF?! Huh? Hmm? Hey guys. What are you doing?

Tails: Guess I'll make 3.

Bromaster: Make what?

Domenic: That sleep ray certainly didn't have a long effect. Better set it higher next time.

Tails: Note taken.

Bromaster: What are you guys talking about?

Domenic: Nothing. Hey Tails, what's that stuck between your tails?

Tails: Hmm?

Domenic: (Grabs it) Wow, I've been looking for that 7 of hearts all over.

Bromaster: Oh magic!

Domenic: Yeah. Magic.

Bromaster: ...Okay. Your magic show is over. Its 12:23 AM.

Domenic: Magic is always possible.

Bromaster: Well I'm starving.

Domenic: Me too.

Tails: Just in luck. Salmon bagels it is. (Serves us bagels)

Bromaster: ...(Goes to sleep instead)

Domenic: I'll have his then.

Tails: Ummm...what?! You're just gonna walk out and sleep without trying it?

Domenic: Don't question it. Its not worth knowing the answer.

Tails: Well, that sucks. How about I just shoot a meal ray at him?

Domenic: How about its his own fault?

Tails: Well if you say so.

Domenic: We can leave him something out.

Bromaster: (Gets up) Alright. Fine. I'll try it.

Domenic: Then not then. Make up your mind.

Bromaster: (Takes a small bit)

Domenic: (Eats it all)

Bromaster: (Just close nose and eats it)

Tails: (Eats all of the bagel)

Bromaster: (Puts hand in my stomach) Guys...I..don't...Feel so good...

Tails: Something wrong?

Bromaster: (Goes to a trash can and throws up)

Tails: What?! AW SICK!

Domenic: Okay...looks like there's something wrong. You alright?

Bromaster: I...will...never eat fish again.

Domenic: Don't you like it?

Bromaster: Fish makes me sick...

Tails: How come your buddy likes it?

Domenic: I love basically all food. I have eaten peeled birch bark. You can cook it like pasta. Taste good with mushrooms

Tails: hmm...Okay Bromaster. I'll just shoot a meal ray at you

Domenic: Cause you have a ray for everything

Tails: True (Shoots me with a meal ray.)