Alright! Time to keep going, so good so far! Keep in mind this is a different kind version of 'Save The Date' and this takes place just after 'Heavy Meddle'
Lincoln and Bobby were at the Battlements(Lincoln's Room) learning the basics of proper brotherhood. Bobby was sitting on Lincoln's bed as he watched Lincoln circle around him frantically like a drill sergeant.
Lincoln:Alright trainee, I know what you're thinkin. You're an average everyday eleven year old boy livin it easy at home with your average everyday ten sisters.
Lincoln:Well lemme tell you somethin it's not easy as it seems.
Lincoln used his laptop to project a presentation. First image was a chart of Lincoln's sisters from Lori to Lynn.
Lincoln:As olders sisters seem already to be able to handle themselves, prior to the adult table, they are civilized and properly behaved just before you.
Luna puts up her hand motioning an 'I got this' while she restrings her guitar as Lincoln happily leaves her room
Lincoln:Makes it a lot easier as you don't to have to worry too much about them.
Lincoln being pulled apart by his sisters each pulling a limb
Lincoln:One-on-one that is.
Lincoln:But what I'm about to show you now is by far the most lethal and most unstable things you will come face to face with in your life.
Lincoln diving onto a mud puddle letting Lola walk over him
Lincoln:Breaking your own back so you can make theirs pretty for the pageant,
Lincoln exhaustingly carries a passed out Lana on his back while pulling out from a deeper mud puddle
Lincoln:Digging them out of quickmud traps,
Only Lucy's face was visible in a pitch black room
Lincoln:Letting them wander off into the darkness of no escape.
Lincoln strapped to his bed with Lisa near a lever in a mad scientist outfit parodying Frankenstein
Lincoln:Being a test subject on a regular basis
Lincoln:Or simply doing their dirty work.
Lincoln wearing a surgeon mask ready to change Lily
Lincoln:But in the end it's all worth it.
Lincoln's sisters group hugging Lincoln around
Bobby:Aww...
Lincoln:So if you want to have a little sister again then you gotta think like a little sister! If you wanna get it than...
Fire of destiny
Lincoln:You gotta want it!
Bobby:Yes sir!
Lincoln crossed his arms and turned his back.
Lincoln:You can't have it!
Bobby lifted Lincoln from his collar and looked him dead in the eyes.
Bobby:I do! I want it! I want my sister back! If I don't have it then you're gonna get it, pal!
He was ready, Lincoln could see it.
Lincoln:Then you shall win it!
Lincoln turns off the presentation and back on the lights.
Lincoln:So the first two key elements we're going to start with are contrasting to one another to achieve a certain balance, it's more so a yin and yang type of thing.
Bobby arched a brow, he didn't know what he was talking about.
Lincoln:Just watch this.
Lincoln bends down and taps his knees.
Lincoln:Lana! Here girl.
Lana rushed in following the sound of his doggie whistle just like a puppy circling around Lincoln. He scratches underneath her chin as she groans like a puppy.
Lincoln:Good girl.
Lola calls from outside of the room.
Lola:Hello? What about me?
Lincoln:Oh come on Lola! The room is like three steps away!
Lola:I still have some of my lemon bars leftover from our tea party.
Lincoln:Oh boy!
Lola scratches under his chin and he puppy grunts just like Lana as she feeds him the remaining goodies.
Lola:Good boy, now what's this about?
Lincoln:Well since you two are here.
Lincoln:Bobby I'd like you to meet Give and Take.
Lincoln:If you wish to fulfill your sister's orders correctly you're gonna need to learn to give them as well.
Bobby:But I'm not really the commanding type, I usually work for the boss in my jobs.
Lincoln:Well for this course you're going to have to be one.
Lana:Ooooo, does that mean we can play Piggieback?!
Lincoln:Yup, so Lola we'll need you a little later.
Lola:Alright, but good luck Bobby.
Before heading out the door Lola looks to him again.
Lola:You're gonna need it.
Bobby:I don't get it what's piggyback riding have to do with this?
Lincoln puts his hand on Lana's shoulder.
Lincoln:Allow the expert to show ya.
He wrapped a blindfold around her eyes and he hopped on Lana's shoulders.
Lincoln:Alright Lana let's ring the bell!
Lana jumps up and grabs the top of the doorway to swing'em out the door. Bobby follows just behind them.
Lincoln:Quick three seconds floor is lava!
Lisa:Danger! Must Evacuate!
They did a flip as Lisa came through below them holding a dangerous dripping acid beaker.
Lisa:Much obliged!
Luan was leaning back against the wall giving them a thumbs up.
Luan:Great job! I find you guys really appealing!
Lincoln:Hops wants to play!
Lana zigzags carefully through the Luan's scattered banana peels.
Luan:Just missed it by a split second.
Lincoln:Dinosaur Tail!
She jumps on the railing and slides down. They flip again and land a perfect 10. Bobby followed close behind.
Bobby:Guys that was amazing!
Lincoln:That my friend is the power of directing.
Lincoln blew out a trail smoke coming from Lana (Which turned out to be coming from underneath her armpit.)
Bobby:Wow that's pretty strong!
Lincoln gags a little from the stank.
Lincoln:Oooooof, you have NO idea!
Lana:Come on slowpokes let's move!
Bobby and Lincoln followed Lana out the door.
Back at the house Clyde arrived on his usual time but as for Lynn, she was in a real hurry to get a move on at the school, sniffling at the floor like a dog.
Clyde:Hey Lynn, how's it hangin...
Lynn:Sorry Clyde pickin up some new fresh meat at soccer pratice, gotta real live one out there and I do not want to miss even a second of this!
Lynn:Also I'm smellin that Lily needs another change.
She quickly zips right out of earshot.
Lori:But Lynn it's your turn to...
Lily:Poo poo?
Lynn roughly slams the door, shame for Lily she thought Lynn would keep her promise.
Lori:Grrr...sorry Lily, I know you wanted her to do it this time, but she'll be back.
Lori went to the kitchen to change Lily again leaving Clyde with Luna, who was on her guitar.
Clyde:So is Lincoln around?
Luna:Sorry dude he's gonna be slammed with Bobby for a while said somethin'bout bro stuff.
Clyde:Bro stuff?
Luna:Yeah.
Clyde:First that chump steals my girl...
Lori called from the other room.
Lori:I never was and I never will be.
Clyde:And now Lincoln's bro bonding with him instead of me? It's almost like he's stealing my life! He must be doing this to see what makes me tick.
Luna:Lori's boyfriend, are you kiddin, after when I tried ballin you guys outta jail and he had no clue of why I wore a disguise. He sometimes makes even Leni look like a whiz.
Clyde:Or that's just what he wants you to think! He's up to something and I wanna figure out what!
Clyde storms out and slams the door. Luna calls to Lori from the kitchen.
Luna:Lorshould we be worried if Clyde threatens Bobby?
Lori:Do what I do, if it's Clyde let it slide.
Luna:Meh.
Clyde:Private Eye Clyde makes his new case, no one will ever think of looking ontop of a tree in the backyard.
Leni spots Clyde from her room
Leni:Hey Kyle!
Clyde:Okay, no one but her, but to suspect the suspect he looks closer to the premises of his nemesis.
Through his binoculars he saw Lincoln with his back turned.
Clyde:Have a bro time without me, will he? Wait what's Lana doing here?
Lana had Bobby lifted up on her shoulders. Surprisingly strong for a young girl at her age.
Clyde:My most trusted chums must under his hypothesis!
Bobby:Sorry, I'm having a hard time taking control of you Lana.
Clyde:I knew it!
Bobby:But thanks for letting me use your little sister for practice Lincoln.
Clyde:What kind of practice?!
Bobby:I guess I'm not cut out to be a big brother after all.
Clyde:Huh?
The old branch Clyde was on snapped and fell onto something hard. He rubbed his head as picked it up.
Clyde:Ow...What's this?
It was the locket from Bobby's jacket. There it was the picture of him piggyback riding his sister. Clyde thought he knew that girl once before but couldn't quite put his finger on it.
Lincoln:Come on man! We started and now you're just gonna give up like this?! I never lost a sister before and I am not gonna let you lose yours! By the time we're through, you are gonna be the only brother for her! You are going to be the one to propose a toast at her tea party! You are the one who will take her out of her darkness! Most importantly you are the one who can change her!
Lily:Poo poo.
Lincoln:Well not like that but you get it.
Clyde:Gee, Lincoln seems to be really determined into getting them back and here I am finding a way to hurt him even more, what kind of a friend does that?
Clyde:And he really doesn't seem all that bad of a guy.
Clyde looks at the locket again and back at Bobby in the same position this time with Lana on his back.
Clyde:Though I hate him entirely for taking Lori from me, I can still respect him for trying to be a good brother especially when he's taught by a good ol'pal of mine.
Lincoln:So whaddya say? Will you do it for Ronnie?
Lana looked up to Bobby with her hat held against her chest.
Lana:Please Bobby? I know you make a great big brother already!
He took Lana's hat and held it up high with new found pride.
Bobby:Alright, let's get brotherly!
He slaps it on Lana's head and jumps back on her. Bobby gives her a jump rope to hold in her mouth and pulls back like a horse.
Bobby:Heeeya! Ride like the wind Lana!
Lincoln:Alright time for the jump rope again!
Bobby took out the rope and began to toss it over his head quickly Lana started jumping holding Bobby carefully as they got into rhythm running while skipping with the rope.
Bobby:
Bibbidi Bobby
Bibbidi Bobby
Bibbidi Bobby Boo
Lincoln blinkin feelin sinkin
Make him drinkin while thinkin
Taking glory with some Lori
Ask if Leni might have any
Bubble gum
To prank with Luan just for fun
On a moona jam with Luna
Let the games begin with Lynn
With Lucy get real doozy
Lola Lana really wanna
Let Lisa teachya
To get silly like a Lily
Together Bobby and Lana where synchronized perfectly this time! They made their way up to Lincoln's old swimming pool.
Bobby:Round'em up!
Lana lassoed both ends of the pool tying them together creating a tightrope just above the pool.
Bobby:Alright sis switch gears!
They stood on the jump rope now with Bobby walking on his hands across. They flipped in the air and landed back with Lana again.
Lana:Doing great so far...Ahhh...Achoo!
She sneezed and her gum shot into the air.
Lana:My precious A-B-C gum without it I'm powerless!
Bobby:Not on my watch!
He glares at Lana, she didn't like what he was thinking.
Bobby:Execute plan Vineal Resort!
Lana:That's never been done before...
Clyde and Lincoln:IS HE INSANE?!
Bobby:Take this end of the rope Lana
Bobby threw Lana in the air wirh the first handle of the rope and ties the other one at the bottom of a tree.
Lana:Mama's coming my little-Ommmf!
The gum landed right back in her mouth.
Lana:Hey the taste is still good when it airs out.
As she was falling down Bobby jumps up and grabs her legs in mid air. Soon enough they were sky rocketing back downwards.
Bobby:Lana deploy air bag! It's the only way to slow our fall.
Lana looked up and blew a bubble big enough for a parachute but since there were two people, they were carrying off a little too much weight.
Bobby:Keep that bubble going!
As soon as they came into contact with the surface, Bobby's feet spread across the ground leaving dirt and dust behind making a trench below Lincoln. He coughs up some of the debris.
Bobby:So...whaddya think?
Lynn:I think you really got what it takes rookie.
Just overhead at the schoolyard Lynn was impressed by the soccer team's newest recruit prowess. She passes the ball over and it was stop by a foot right where the initials read 'R.A.'
?:So...
Camera zooms dramatically on the ball up to their face.
Ronnie Anne:What's next captain?
(THE HYPE IS FINALLY HERE! I'm still putting the finishing touches on each bit of the chapters and I was waiting forever to do that! Ronnie Anne why are you so cool?!
Ronnie Anne:Meh.
AHHHH I'm geeking out right now! I super can't wait for her to interact with Bobby!
Wander:I'M SO NERVOUS!)