Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to DarkAges owned by Kru Inc. Nor do I own anything owned by Harry Potter they are not mine except for my dark ages characters. These are to the guild mates on the game.

Snape whistled softly to himself. One hell of a discussion. I'm so screwed as of right now, he thought.
A cold voice taunted him with muttered words, " Severus, Severus, what will you do?"

Mainte settled down in a chair next to Snape, her Snape. She was hell bent on keeping him with her. "Lay down or drink some tea. This type of shocker requires a shot of whiskey and a cup of tea." She waved her hand indicating the bed and end table where the tea and drinks sat. She smirked at him and pounced him once agian.

Paege hummed to no specidic tune as she was making tea for duenie, Snow and Adel. She was on council and was often referred to as Paegie. Always hearing, "Paegie this and Paegie that." She adored her guild mates and continued pouring tea for everyone.

Snow frowned and stared at Mainte's door. She couldn't understand what was happening. Fantasy and fairytales was a world this Snape came from. A thought dawned upon her as she turned to Adel with a grin on her face.

The four grinned like fools. True many called their guild a family of newbs and thought them innocent and sadistic. Truth was cunning and sadistic attitudes was their true nature with a hint of innocence that made the world alright. They developed a plan.

Snape snapped awake and heard a muffled groan. The rogue woman shared the same bed as him, despite the fact this almost never happened and them both being naked, he was in shock. The rogue was on top of him hugging his body tightly against hers. He pondered silently, what was in that tea, ah what happened? Flash back - the night before

Mainte had added a few extra things to his tea. Okay well maybe its not tea. Long island ice tea was far from being tea and made anyone who drank it feel their mundane trouble slip away into oblivion. With her inhibitions lowered she did what she fantasized about. She pushed him down on the bed and slid over him waist straddling him. Leaning down she kissed him and she helped him undo the buttons on her corsette. Intense desire washed through her and everything vanished.
Snape's world narrowed to her after that kiss. By the time he understood that they both were drunk, they were naked between the sheets. He moaned and his world went black.

Present - Oren in the guildhouse

Paege whistled softly as she saw Mainte creep from her room with a sheet wrapped around her. Her fantasy and Mainte is too hung over not to remember it. "Probably jsut as well," she thought, "more surprises the next time."

Hogwarts Two days after Umbridge's collapse, she still laid in her precious won office of Headmaster. Since no one willingly wanted to see her, she remained slowly dying iwth the help of Peeves.

Sliding into Umbridges off, Peeves picked up a fire poker. Peeves turned on a music crystal and saluted as army music began playing. After five minutes, anyone standing outside the door would of only heard metal hitting flesh and a klank as metal hit the floor. Blood seeped from the room under the door and into the hall. Peeves let out a nasty laugh, muttered, "Goodbye biatch!"

Flitwick cleaned up the evidence after a stunned stuttering student came to him. He waved his wand and saluted as Umbridge was melting into a quiet deep grave. The teachers now only had one problem remaining. Where had Snape disappeared too!

Potter continued playing the character feigning detentions. This girl Mainte loved Snape. How ludicrous. Little did Potter realize the plan set up by the Valkyries. A foreboding came over Harry as he climbed out of hte dungeons and back to the tower.
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Valkyrie - a woman who brings deceased warriors for ragnarok and trains them. Sadistic women who planned to keep Mainte happy. Duenan hid and crept to where a sleeping Snape laid. She sprinkled powder on Snapes Dark Mark. "For honor, darkness, and truth, Chadul come back and let ragnarok begin." The dark mark glowed violently emerald green and then stilled to normal. Disappointed she crept from the room.

In the washroom, Mainte sighed as she stared at herself in the full-length mirror. She was hurting sore and couldn't remember it at all. The ground started to shake and she dove to the ground. An earthquake ripped through the city and the mirror exploded she was just standing in front of. Enraged and upset she ran out naked and threw her clothes on as she went cursing along the way.

Snape bolted with a sheet tied around his waist. He stopped dead and blushed as Mainte ran out throwing clothes on and cursing. Mesmerizing he thought. Realizing he was wearing a sheet he threw on his wizarding robes. Why did they keep thinking he was a dark cleric? What the hell was a dark cleric? He shouldn't care, no potter, no voldemort, no troubles of irritating students. How he wanted a cauldron to try potions...

Few Suns later

Mainte laughed silently as rumors of a dark lord appeared around Temiur. She had gotten Snape's mind quite well after that first drunken night. She never felt so alive and happy. It was absolute bliss. It didn't help that most of her guildmates deemed them gladed. A rather amusing thought process. Yawning she jumped into bed with her favorite ex professor. She helped him with his potions and they helped the valkyries out greatly. She closed her eyes and fell asleep tucked under his arms laid protecting across her.

Paege ran out of ideas when she ran into death eaters. DEATH EATERS IN TEMIUR!!!!!!!!!!! of all the things Sev had told them sneeringly about his world and we laughed. Well, at least we can dion and they cant or asgall to send spells back. It's only common sense to destroy them. Instead, Paege was left captured at least Paege let them capture me after sending a message to Mainte to get Snape hidden.

Paege thought that we were going to be able to win but we saw her by sunset grinning as we stared at her! Laughing she sat down at the dinner table smiling all the way as we asked a million questions of her. "Get you behinds moving Mainte!" Paege yelled making everyone jump.