A/N: Am I devoting more time to this than to the others? Why yes I am. Why would that be? Because I am suffering from homework stress AND writers block. At the SAME TIME. Aww poor baby, you have it so hard. sniff I do. They shouldn't yell at you, you do your best. WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Btw my other side says hi to you all.

Naruto Logic is lacking in some aspects, the reasons for Kakahi-sensei's ailment are rather weak, but I was having a hard time coming up with good reasons to match an acceptable problem. If you have a better suggestion, lemmie know. But Poker night makes up for it.

Kakashi: Why is it you and Iruka only address me as Kakashi-sensei?

Me: You're my elder. It's only proper.

Kakashi: raises eyebrow is that the only reason?

Me: Well……truthfully…starts having wonderful fantasy

Iruka: Ka….ka…shi….senseeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii!

Disclaimer: Sadly, not mine. But if they ever appear on Ebay I call dibs. DIBS!

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Naruto Logic.

Naruto was happily on his way to see Iruka-sensei and beg him for a bowl of ramen. Upon opening the door, He found Iruka sitting on his desk and Kakashi-sensei sitting on Iruka. Kakashi turned bright red and walked out past Naruto. Iruka was busy adjusting his pants that had somehow come undone.

"What was going on?" asked Naruto. Iruka blushed, "well I…umn…I…lost my belt! And Kakashi-kun found one and was…helping me to put it back on!" Naruto raised an eyebrow. Iruka turned redder. "Would you like some ramen?" Naruto suspiciously nodded yes. On the way, Naruto began thinking.

Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei were sitting on the desk. Their faces had been really close. Iruka-sensei's hands were really low on Kakashi-sensei's back. He didn't know where Kakashi-sensei's hands had been. And there was this warm feeling when you walked into the room….! Naruto smacked his fist into his palm. "I got it!" Iruka jumped and turned red again. "Y-you got what?"

"That's why Kakashi-sensei has been late the past few months!" Iruka blushed more. "Naruto that's not-" "And that's why you always put a hand on his back when you come by! And why he was lying in that tree on his back the other day and you were on top of him!" Iruka started shaking, "Naruto it's not what you thi-" "Kakashi-sensei has back problems!"

Iruka froze. "It's from him slouching all of the time!" He's always late because he can't move fast or his back will hurt." Naruto smiled. "You could have told me that!" Naruto walked away from the frozen Iruka and ordered two bowls of ramen.

Poker

All of the teachers decided to start a poker night. Asuma and Kurenai started the idea, and later convinced Kakashi to join. Gai joined because Kakashi did. Iruka joined because Anko threatened to dismember him if he didn't. Jiraiya bet Tsunade she'd lose so they both came.

Eventually, it became a regular event in their schedules. One night, Jiraiya finally convinced them to play strip poker. Tsunade was the first to be out, and naked. Anko, Iruka, and Asuma had all lost their shirts and pants. Kurenai was skirtless. Gai just had his tighty-whities of youth on. Only Kakashi and Jiraiya remained fully clad.

"You've been cheating! You used your Sharingan!" –Gai

"You have bad taste in underwear"-Kakashi

"Kick his ass Kakashi!" –Anko

"I'm cold" –Iruka

"Does this bra make my boobs look to big?" –Kurenai

"Oh, Tsunade….you look very nice!" -Jiraiya

"F# you teme" –Tsunade

"Kakashi! Pass me the next card of destiny!" –Gai

And so….

The night wore on, but Jiraiya only got as far as his undershirt, and Kakashi just had to take his jacket off. All three girls were out, and Kurenai and Asuma had disappeared into a room somewhere. Gai was proudly parading himself around the room. Only Kakashi, Iruka, and Jiraya remained.

"Full house" –Jiraiya

"Kill him Kakashi!" –Anko

"Flush" –Kakashi

"Next time, I will beat you into the dust, because I am your eternal rival!" –Gai

Iruka had only a two pair, so both he and Jiraiya took off their next layers, which unfortunately for Iruka, was his undies. Kakashi forfeited and drug Iruka off to the room next door, where they found Asuma and Kurenai, finally. Then they proceeded to one after that where ultimately, Jiraiya was the only one left with clothes on that night.