Pokemon Horror Adventures 2

Again I do not own pokemon

One happy day Ash a.k.a Mr. Retard and co. were walking in a dark cave and Ash said " Lets go and talk to some gypsies!" Ash said.

"Moron we are in a cave there are no gypsies!" Misty replied. Ash then hung his head and was upset that there were no gypsies. So onward they walked and came across a huge water thingie. Ash then realized where he was! (for once in his life)

"Guys I know where we are! We're in a….cave!" Ash yelled creating all the stalactites to fall in the water. All of a sudden the water rose up and nearly drowned Ash.

"Pika-Pika,"(dammit) Pikachu said.

" Who dare disturb the water person that likes killing people slowly (around 3-4 days) after they admit their crime?!" the water person said infuriated.

"Oh, oo pick me, pick me!" Ash screamed hysterically.

" Ok you @$$-hole tell me who." The water person replied.

" I t was me!!" Ash said. As soon as he had said that the person grabbed him by the crouch and made a stalagmite stick right through there. Then the water person grabbed Misty and whispered something in her ear. She then blushed and laughed in a girls voice. Brock just left with Pikapoo (I mean chu.) Ash then yelled "Don't worry Misty, Brock is just going to get help." Brock of course is doing no such thing he is just sitting and drinking "lemonade". The water person took Misty and Ash down to his lair where they met his son Alex. Misty immediately began stroking him softly and then they disappeared.

After about 2 hours of torture Ash yipped " Do it again do it again."

The water person thought "What a jack @$$." Then Alex came out with 2 pokeballs.

"Daddy can I kill him now?" Alex asked.

"Yes, and do a nice job on me to, okay?" Ash asked. Alex took out a pokeball and through it hard and out popped Osama Binladin with a giant machine gun and fired at Ash's crouch. Then he threw another and a hobo came out with a big, BIG sword and sliced off his head. Ash screamed and yelled "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" As soon as that was over the son and the water person were happy. Brock on the other hand was being eaten by a killer mole and was screaming as loud as possible. Brock then had his dick cut off and sold on the black market.

The end

A/N Please review and there will be more to come okay/.