A/N: I had a guest leave a review on my first chapter for a story with Kid x Soul and Liz x Maka. Their request was this:

"Could you write Death the kid and his boyfriend Soul going on a double date with Liz and her girlfriend Maka, but nothing goes as Kid and Liz expected?"

I must admit, this sounds like an interesting idea. Plus its open ended. Forgive me though, I'm trying not to use curse words. I just, don't like to use them. Either way, do tell me how I do ;)

Prepare for slight OOC-ness and maybe one or two innuendos

Double Date

Soul had always found it funny that directly after him and Kid became an official 'thing' Maka and Liz confessed their love to each other. He refused to let his poor meister live it down, claiming he was her wingman. All this did was earn him a Maka-Chop and a glare.

Even so, he never quit teasing her, he still didn't after asking her to go on the double date. Now of course, Maka hadn't agreed straight away. This was Soul asking after all.

"Come on Maka, it'll be fun!" Soul was pestering her about going on a double date with him and Kid, Liz being her date.

"Soul I said no! Now leave me alone, I'm reading." Maka was growing annoyed, wanting to just read in peace and quiet.

The weapon let out a very fake sigh before answering with a smirk, "Fine, be that way. I guess I'll just have to tell Liz you bailed out on her."

"MAKA-CHOP!"

"Ow, ow, my head! What was that for?!" Soul grumbled, rubbing his now bleeding head.

"Soul! Did you ACTUALLY tell Liz I was going to come!?" Maka was fuming now. How was she supposed to explain to her lover she didn't want to go?

"Uh-err, I was talking to kid about a date and the idea. It…slipped out. He ran home and told Liz who got excited. I went along with it and assumed you'd agree…ugh this is so uncool. Do you have to hit me every time?" He explained, not meeting his meister's eyes.

She raised the book threateningly but froze, thinking about it. Then she had an idea. "Hmph, fine. I won't hurt her because of YOUR stupidity. I'll go on this double date." She finally agreed with a scowl.

"Haha, I knew you'd go!"

"Maka-CHOP!"

That was how they'd ended up here, waiting in their apartment's living room, waiting for their dates to arrive. Maka had on her typical attire, whereas Soul had on his signature pinstripe suit. He also had an aching migraine thanks to the Maka-Chop's.

"Soul...why did you decide to wear a suit?" Maka began questioning him, wondering if maybe she should have dressed up.

He shrugged, "I don't know, I figured that's what cool guys do on a date."

Maka could only roll her eyes with a sigh. She should have known, he only does things because it makes him look cool. "You wanted to show off to Kid you're 'cool' didn't you?"

He sent her a look, "Do not. He already knows I'm cool, that's why he's my boyfriend."

She scoffed, "I'm sure he thought that when you took a tumble down the DWMA stairs."

Before he could respond they were interrupted by the doorbell and exactly eight knocks. Shaking her head, she got up and walked over to the door, leaving a slightly flustered Soul on the couch. She opened the door, careful not to swing it open in case someone were about to knock again. She opened it reveal Liz dressed in her normal attire, much too her relief, and Kid in a black suit with a plain tie. Maka raised an eyebrow.

"Soo, both you and Soul where something different and I'm supposed to believe there's nothing funny going on?" She asked with a smirk. Kid looked at her confused until Soul made his way over to the door and Kid got a look at his boyfriend attire.

"I-I had no idea he was planning on dressing up," Kid answered honestly, "I just usually dress up for dates. Couldn't convince Liz over here too though." He jerked a thumb behind at said weapon, who simply shrugged.

Maka slipped past Kid in the doorframe and walked up to her girlfriend, entwining their hands. "I don't mind, I didn't dress up either." She responded smiling.

"Hey, I was going too, but my chosen outfit wasn't 'symmetrical'. There was one thread Kid, one thread!" Liz was very obviously annoyed with her meister about the situation, causing Maka to laugh. It was very much like her and Souls bickering. Liz was confused but smiled back none-the-less, still attempting to get used to the whole showing affection thing.

Soul walked up to meet his lover who was leaning against the doorframe, listening to the girls. Kid turned about compliment Soul before he was yanked harshly down into a kiss. His eyes widened and a blush made its way onto the reapers pale face. Soul wasn't the one to typically initiate a kiss. Especially not so randomly. Kid pulled away, blushing mad, when the girls stopped talking and looked at them.

"Kid! What did I warn you about PDA?" Liz grumbled, turning away along with Maka. Kid just stood there, watching them dumbfounded, before facing Soul.

"W-what was that?!" The reaper demanded, thrown off by the actions.

Soul shrugged, "I figured cool guys kiss their dates, so I did. Now let's get going before someone bails out." They all agreed, Kid more or less still in shock.

The group began heading off towards their destination, each pair of lovers hands linked. No one noticed the evil smirk Maka had.

He thinks he can show off without consequence? Ha, I'll show Soul. Maybe this'll be more fun then I first thought.

They arrived at the restaurant faster than they had expected, especially since they were walking. They were quickly shown to their seats, well a booth, as Kid had been smart enough to make a reservation. Kid and Soul sat along one side, Maka and Liz on the other, with meister and weapon across from each other. When the waiter came over with menus they all ordered water, except for Liz who wanted a coffee.

"What?" she asked the questioning looks from her friends when the waiter left, "can't a girl enjoy some coffee?"

Soul shrugged, "Yeah, yeah, it's just kind of weird because it is..." His eyes trailed off to a clock on the nearby wall, "8:32 at night"

They all heard Kid give out a stressed sigh and a grumble at the time, "Why couldn't it be 8:08?" Everyone facepalmed at his statement.

"Kid, if symmetry is such a large issue, how is it you can stand going out with soul? After all, his hair is nowhere near symmetrical." Maka commented, sending a smirk.

"Well…" Kid drawled out, no one missing the twitch of his eyebrow, "I've been planning on making a fix to that."

Soul looked at him with a glare, "There is no way I'm letting you NEAR my hair!"

Maka giggled, "Hmm, I doubt you're going to stick to that statement for long," sending a smirk at Kid.

Soul didn't understand the joke. Nor did he understand why Liz had her head in her hand and Kid was blushing a furious shade of red.

"Who knew Maka had in her to make a…sort of joke" Liz mumbled into her hand, "Not how I thought this night would go. Wasn't the best of jokes but it was something."

Soul raised an eyebrow, "I don't get it. What was the joke?"

It took everything in Kid not to facepalm at the statement. Of course the 'cool guy' wouldn't pick up an innuendo, even if it wasn't a very obvious one. He leaned over to Soul's ear and explained quietly what Maka said. Realization crossed Soul's face and he immediately sent the nastiest glare he could muster in Maka's direction.

"Maka! Why in the world would you say that?!" Soul growled at her.

She smirked at him, "Payback for your bit of 'showing off' Soul"

Kid and Liz watching the two of them confused, shooing off the waiter after he dropped of their drinks.

"What do you mean 'showing off'?! I never showed off anything!" Soul was fuming. Was she attempting to ruin his date?

"So your trying to tell me your actions back at the house wasn't you showing how you're such a 'cool guy'?"

Now it was Soul's turn to be confused, "Are you just assuming because I wanted to initiate a kiss with my boyfriend I was trying to 'show off'? That's so uncool Maka, so uncool."

"Wait…so you weren't trying to show off for once?" Maka was suspicious, but maybe he wasn't.

Kid chimed in at this point, "I, uh, talked to him about it the last time we were alone. He isn't very…affectionate."

Liz scoffed, "Yes and I'm sure you are Kid. You don't show much emotion so I can't imagine you'd be any better."

Maka, still trying to pay Soul back for getting her into this mess, mumbled, "I bet that's not the only thing he's bad at."

Kid was blushing even redder, if that was even possible, and Soul was raging mad at this point.

"Maka I didn't get you into any 'mess', you agreed to it, so quit holding it against me! You've embarrassed my date already so just drop the topic."

Now the table was full of two confused teenagers, and angry one, and a shocked one. Maka sat there, stunned at what soul just said to her, before putting her hand out.

"Right…sorry. I guess that was kind of rude for me to do." She quickly apologized. Soul responded by reaching across the table and shaking her hand

"Eh, don't sweat it. Cool guys accept apologies," He answered before adding, "But you may want to apologize to the tomato next to me."

"Right…sorry Kid." She looked over at Kid, who simply nodded, unsure of what to say.

It was at this point the waiter came back, asking if they were ready to order. They all did so, although Liz fumbled with the menu, trying to remember what she decided on. After she managed to do so, the waiter left, and the four teens struck up a conversation. Nothing of the previous near-disaster was mentioned. At one point or another though, both Liz and Kid sat back to look at their accompanying date, with only one thought.

What in the world just happened?

A/N: I...have absolutely no idea what happened with this. But for the guest who requested this story, I hope you do enjoy. I tried my best with it