Chapter 2
Legit AN: Yes, I know:
A: Chris Hemsworth played Thor and Chris Evans played Captain America.
B: Johnny Rockets is a diner.
C: Anastasia Romanov was a "grand duchess", not a princess.
Storm's AN: Buffy I'm so sorry I'm in loov wit Justin but hez a fukin sexbawb. I want to sex u both can i? Aslo perps stup flamin!
Cindy's AN: Thanks to Mindy, Irene, Sarah, and Hayden! I love you guys! Also kisses to my BF Danny (but even more kisses to Johnny Rockets ur so hawt!) Hope you guys love Sunset as much as I do!
HOT TOPIC'S POV: I lucked at Susnet sexily. She had boldn hair is a hi ponitell and now blank on her ootfit at al! I culd tell she qanted to sex Drako too! "WTF!" I yelled at her! Ihave angry issues. Susanneset uzed to be sitting next 2 3 poser girls and teheir table was next to th tableau with… Cecilia Joy Pink! Cecilian was starring at me wih her pink eyes and sittling with Georgia, Daphne, Madeline, and Hunter the Poser. They were preps! I stuck my middle fnignger up at al niner preps. Luna Loverlygood, who was now goffique and ian Slytherman, and namid Shelly (gddit lk hell?) screamed at Sunset.
"Hey Hawt Tawpic," Sunet sasid, "can u move over? I wanna screw Drako." I said no.
Shelly screamed.
Unset locked sad as Drago got an organism. She went black (geddit, I lk blak) to her talbotle and she and her frinds Inrenetta, Sarabi, and Handeline. They started wutching that preppy movi Dubble Indemnity. Draco and I finished serewing and we put on or clothes. I saw wearing a black minidress with a picture of me and Buffy making out. I wuz also werina blazk stilton boots (geddit cus they were made of cheese), blank fhishnests, and my here was up in a messy bun. Draco was wearn an ootfiot made interly of blak eyeliner. We went over two the tweable with Pluto Potter, Vespa Painflower, Seleno and Penty Slipknot, Daisy, and Shadow (AN: Justin dis is u!). They were playing in Bloody Cliché Rose 6,666. I frenched Ploto and Shadow befor sniging Helene by MCR. I thout of Geord Way and I gut an orgazim on stage. Plunko was wearin a blac rippd t, wif vans and rpped pantz. So was Slento an Showdo. Penty, Vesper, and Daisy were wearing a long dres with a pictur of Snake and Loppin doinit in an empty hal with Dobby eatching. Suddenli, I nhad in idea!
"Imo noto okayo, mi cremicly romachio!" I tryed to shot da goffic xpell at Snusnet but I hit Celsiusa andstead! Cecilia became a prep! Shelly screamed.
SUNSET'S POV
The girl in the pink dress in the next table over fell to the ground and her dress turned black with a picture of Marilyn Manson making out with Gerard Way. She yelled "I am no longer Cecilia Joy Pink! I am Nightshade!" The goths across the train car started cheesing her name. They carved her name out of a block of cheese and then they gave it to her. Shelly screamed.
All of this took away attention from me.
"That was weird," Irenetta, Sarannah, and Haydeline said. The guys across the train and Nightshade started cutting their wrists with steaks. They didn't get very far because they were slabs of meat. Then they silted their wrists with mud. "You should go talk to them, girlfriend!" Irenetta, Sarannah, and Haydeline reassured me. I got up, flipping my long blonde hair as I walked like a model.
"Hi! I'm Sunset Cynthiella Leighanna Snowflake Tomoko Hermione Charity Grace Mercy Johnnina Indigo Thor Sapphire Libra Tylerelle Williamella Deaninine Jacka Mindy Irene Sarah Hayden Peony Anesthesia Snowflake Moonstone! I was born at sunset, that's why my name is Sunset! Until I was going to be born at sunset, I was –"
"SHUT UP!" They all yelled. Their loss.
Suddenly Seleno took out his wand. He aimed it at me!
I started to cry. Seleno said the goffic spell but it missed me and hit Daisy. She was already goffic, so it didn't do anything to her. I ran away crying and closed the door to my compartment behind me so their goffic spells wouldn't hurt me. I saw the guys in the next compartment over crying. Cecilia was so goffic. Irenetta, Sarannah, and Haydeline complimented me all the way to Hogwarts. Suddenly everyone on the train gasped. It was… Voldemort! He was waiting for us at the train station!
