[chapter 1, PMS?

I really wasn't expecting this to happen. Really. Maybe I was PMSing. I know I'm a guy, but maybe the fact that I'm always receiving gives me Pissy Male Syndrome. But anyway… It was actually a pretty normal morning. Yuki was annoying me though. I love him and all, yeah, but must he be so pissy?! And I thought I only PMSed cause I was receiving, but look at him! We had had some… good times last night, but he seemed to let that slip from his mind…

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"Yuuuuuukkiiiii! 3 How are you?" I said, with a hug of course.

"Fuck off."

Um, excuse me? Okay, okay… He's not a morning person. I must remember this. Let's try again.

"Are you feeling okay, Yuki? You want me to-"

"Yes, please do get the fuck out of my house."

EXCUSE ME?!?! MY HOUSE TOO, BITCH!!!!

"Y-Yuki? Wh-What's wrong with y-"

"You're what's wrong."

He replied. With no hesitation.

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And that's when I left the house. Crying my eyes out. Okay, I admit, I was acting all tough a stuff earlier, or at least trying to, but really… what am I without my Yuki? I don't like to think about that. And here's where we come back to the thing I never expected to happen (yeah, that wasn't it, as horrifying as that was).

So here I am, eyes all puffy (I hate puffy eyes, they itch and are just bleh), walking along, amidst a crowded river of people going to their jobs or strip bars or wherever they're going. I don't have work today, so I decided to just wander about. I even considered going to some gay bar or something to pick up some sexy older man, but that's when I realized I could never betray Yuki (or could I?).

But all that's not the point.

I began to think about what could have gotten Yuki so angry. I decided to start by rethinking through… last night. It was great, what could have gotten him so pissed? Once I had gotten started, I couldn't stop thinking through it again and again… My face was red, for sure, and my pants were beginning to bulge painfully. Shit. Just when I was about to go to the haven of a public restroom in the park to relieve myself of some of that throbbing pressure, that's when I heard it.

"Oi! Shuichi Shindou! How's your sex life with Eiri Yuki been lately?!"

A fucking teenage girl. I guess I just snapped.

"HE'S A BITCH! He fucked my ass so hard last night, and yet now he's acting like he hates me! But just thinking about the sex last night has gotten me so hard that I'm going to go masturbate in a fucking PUBLIC RESTROOM!!!!"

I was practically screaming in her face. What was wrong with me? PMS, I'm going for.

The girl started laughing. Laughing. People were staring. Oh gosh… That's when what had happened hit me. How many people were there? I began to do a rough head count, seven? It could be worse… Good thing I was in a park… Wait, what am I saying? That's a mother over there with her crying 3-year-old son… I'm screwed.

"Shu-chan, you've never been this open with me before! Has becoming famous changed you?"

What the? What's with the casualties? I finally got a look at her face.

"MAIKO?!"

She smiled, and struck a pose. "The one and only!"

"What the hell are you thinking, asking me something personal like that!?"

"What the heck are you thinking, screaming an actual response to me?"

I started breaking down now. Yuki's gonna be so mad, Yuki's gonna be so fucking mad…

"Shuichi… Calm down! Shuichi?"

"He hates me… He h-hates me!"

"I'm sure he doesn't. In fact… Oh, maybe I shouldn't tell you."

"Tell me what?"

"Nothing."

"Why are you even here, Maiko?"

"Hmmm? Oh, that's right!" She flicked my nose. "Because you never visit us at home!"

"Why would I visit you guys… Especially after what you just did to me?"

"Mom wants to meet Eiri Yuki… And so do I! And then dad wants to meet the man that turned his first and only son gay." She noticed my confused gaze. "We want you to bring Eiri Yuki over, so the parents can approve!"

Say what?!