Hi everyone! I'm back with another chapter of Prank Wars. Today Bella is going to get her revenge for Edward's little prank and I'm rather excited. I have to admit, I may have had a little too much fun with a certain "dance" section of this chapter. You'll know it when you get there. And a cetain other section that follows the "dance" section. :D But enough of my ramblings, please enjoy this chapter!

All characters are (c) Stephenie Meyer, we just play games with them

Chapter 2: Bella vs. Emmett

BPOV

April 1, 2009

As I drove home my embarrassment slowly faded, but I grew madder and madder. How could Emmett do that to me? I could understand him playing a prank like a whoopee cushion or a buzzer on his hand. But how could he let me walk around all day long with that stupid make-up on? What had I ever done to him to deserve this? Okay so maybe I have done some things or gotten him in trouble with Rosalie . . . but still! I swerved into the Cullens driveway, still going way too fast and not really caring if I crashed. Emmett's car would get a little scratched and he deserved nothing less. Besides, maybe I could just spend the rest of the day in the hospital, no one would prank me there, Carlisle runs a serious hospital. And wouldn't that make Emmett feel guilty!

But as I pulled up to the house I just couldn't bring myself to crash the Jeep. I parked it in the driveway where I usually saw it and headed inside.

"Esme," I called. "Esme are you home?"

"Bella! What a delightful surprise. Oh, is Edward not with you?" She appeared in front of me, smiling that warm motherly smile she usually had. She also had a bottle of air freshener and a duster, both Esme trademarks. "Oh my, Bella what's happened to your face?"

By now angry, and somewhat embarrassed, tears were streaming down my cheeks and pulling my makeup along with them. "Emmett painted me up like a clown. And I walked around school all day today and no one told me!"

"Oh, Bella," Esme gathered me into her arms for a hug. "He's going to be punished for this one. I can't think of anything you've done in the past few days, or even weeks, that would have aggravated him to this level. Usually he just settles for making you blush in front of the whole family. Do you have any idea why he would have done this," Esme asked as she led me into the kitchen and started making hot chocolate. While the milk heated up she grabbed a towel, moistened it and handed it to me so I could clean up my face.

"It's April Fool's Day, the one day a year when you can pull all the pranks you want and no one can yell at you," I said, accepting the towel and gratefully wiping the makeup off.

"Oh, that's right. I almost forgot about that. Well every year I make them promise not to prank anyone in the family. And he went and broke that rule. So you know what that means?"

I was too shocked to answer properly. I knew I was close with Esme and the Cullens, and I guess I did consider Esme my secondary Mother, but I had no idea she was already considering me one of the family. I smiled a little, for the first time all day.

"That means we can prank him back," Esme said, with an uncharacteristically mischievous smile. I had to laugh; this was just too funny a moment.

"Are you sure, Esme? Emmett will probably try to take revenge on us."

"Well as long as he does it today, that's fine. Besides, I'm still his mother, and I know exactly how to threaten him." She smiled again, a little more evil than mischievous this time.

"Alright, let's start planning; what is most precious to Emmett?" We both looked out the window at the same moment.

"That's it!" We shouted just as the beeper on the microwave started to go off. Before we decided on anything, though, I made the decision to forget about Emmett and sit with Esme in the kitchen, not even Alice would be able to see this one coming!

EPOV

April 1, 2009

Alice was in hysterics. "Oh you got her good, Edward! She's furious. Someone's gonna get it tonight!" I buried my head in my hands.

"I'm beginning to think that this wasn't such a good idea."

"Oh it was a great idea, and speaking of great ideas: pay up! My husband guessed lunch time and he was right." Alice and Jasper smiled smugly as everyone grudgingly forked over twenty bucks each. They divided the money up amongst themselves. "Perhaps we should save some for Bella, too, Jasper. Since we were betting on her it's only fair if we give her a share." Jasper nodded and they set aside twenty dollars for Bella as well. "This might cheer her up, she's crying, you know, Edward."

I groaned into my palms. "Maybe I should just not go home tonight, and then I can avoid Bella. She can't punish me if she can't find me," I suggested. "Then again, maybe I could buy her something. But what? She also gets annoyed when I buy her fancy things! Grr, this is so frustrating!" Alice gasped and her eyes went unfocused. "What? What's going on," I demanded. Alice held up one finger and then disappeared for a moment and then reappeared, smiling broadly.

"No need for the disappearing act, Eddie!"

"Don't call me 'Eddie,' Alice."

"She doesn't think you're the culprit!"

"What," I said, a little too loudly as I jumped out of my seat. For the second time that period the entire cafeteria went quiet and everyone turned to look at one person. Unfortunately this time it was me. I quietly sat back down and waited for Alice to explain.

Once the cafeteria got noisy again Alice explained, "She thinks that you're too sweet of a boyfriend to have done this." Alice rolled her eyes dramatically. "Instead she thinks it was Emmett!"

Now it was Emmett's turn to jump up and scream loudly, "What?!" For a third time the cafeteria went quiet, and everyone stared at Emmett. "I had nothing to do with it! How dare she! She is going to be in so much trouble!" Several people at the tables near us got up and moved elsewhere. Emmett refused to sit down so Rosalie and I had to forcefully maneuver him back into his seat. This involved a lot of cursing and threats all of which, thankfully, were in vampire tones.

Alice was laughing again. "She's taking your Jeep home, oh and she's even considering crashing it!"

"No~!" Emmett yelled, by now everyone on our side of the cafeteria had relocated, some of the people on the other side were even considering leaving lunch early. Now Emmett was practically throwing a temper tantrum at the thought of his Jeep getting even a little bit scratched. Actually, he looked just like a four-year-old. He was banging on the table, conveniently spilling all our drinks and throwing the food on the floor. He was wailing wordlessly and refused to be touched by anyone.

Finally we couldn't stand it anymore. "Emmett stop being such a baby, she didn't crash your car, okay? The Jeep is fine; it's sitting in the driveway right where you always park it," Alice said, picking up the remnants of her fake lunch from the floor.

"And she isn't going to do anything bad to it?" Emmett was calming down but he still looked worried for his car.

"Not that I can see. She's decided to sit with Esme in the kitchen and have hot chocolate. You're safe." Alice got up and walked her tray over to the garbage. "The bell's going to ring in a minute, we'd better get going. Bella will be fine and has decided she'd like a little time alone before we get home so we'd better stay the whole day."

We sighed, none of us wanted to stay in school, we already knew everything they could teach us. But at the same time, it gave us something to do. At home we'd just be sitting around like always. We threw out our trays as the bell rang and then proceeded to our next classes. I planned to tell the teachers that Bella wasn't feeling well and went home. Some of them had already seen her in the lunchroom but Alice assured me none of them would ask questions.

Still, my day would be a little lonely without Bella here, and this morning was rather amusing. She had to check everything three times before she would even consider sitting down, getting up, or touching anything. Oh well, I guess I deserve worse for having pranked her.

BPOV

"This is so exciting," Esme was saying. "I don't think I've ever gotten to . . . what was that word you used?"

"Prank," I offered.

"Yes, thank you. I don't think I've ever gotten to prank one of my children. I'm so excited. Oh, but what do we do if Alice sees our plan?"

"Well just in case she sees it and tries to tell Emmett I thought of a little plan to stop her." I cleared my throat and said very loudly, just to make sure Alice would see my decision, "I've decided that if Alice tells Emmett about our prank then I will burn all her clothes."

Esme was frozen for a moment and then she started to laugh, "Well that seems like a very good plan. Alice would never run the risk of losing all her clothes." She led me over to a closet on the second floor that was next to Carlisle's office. "I believe Carlisle still has a few of them in here somewhere. Ah! Here we go," Esme pulled out several glass bottles.

"Perfect. And we already have everything else." I grinned, "Emmett is going to go crazy when he sees this."

Esme glanced at a clock. "I guess they must be staying at school all day today, we had better hurry then. It's already 1:50." And so we hurried off downstairs and out the front door.

EmPOV

April 1, 2009

I couldn't wait to get home. I hated having to leave my baby out in the parking lot all day but leaving her home? With an angry Bella on the loose and quiet possibly bent of revenge? Unheard of! I would not allow it! That is, I wouldn't allow it if I had any say in the matter. And we all had to stay in school. I knew Rosalie would come after me if I left early or even if I left without her.

So all I could do, for the moment at least, was sit and count the minutes until I was allowed to go home. That, and ask Alice if Bella had any plans that involved my truck. She had stopped answering me after I asked her 50 times in five minutes.

But now I could see the end, the light at the end of the tunnel, so-to-speak. There were only five minutes left in the entire school day. Only five more minutes I would have to endure. Unfortunately, it was English class. In all my years as a vampire I had never gotten the hang of English literature. The teachers always seemed to be looking for a different answer. You would think that after decades of school I would have figured out what they want but teachers are just complex that way.

Finally, though, the bell rang. I was up and out of my seat before it half the class even realized the period was over. I rushed out into the hallway, trying to stay at a human speed and hurried into the parking lot, waiting impatiently for the rest of my family. I may have been twitching a little but I was just anxious to see my baby.

RPOV

April 1, 2009

We made it out into the parking lot a full shocking 60 seconds after the bell rang. My idiot husband was already there, dancing around like a human child who really has to go to the bathroom.

EmPOV

April 1, 2009

Naturally I got a little more excited when I finally saw my siblings emerge from the building. I could have sworn they were walking like a slow human just to annoy me.

RPOV

April 1, 2009

Of course as soon as Emmett caught sight of us he starting dancing like a human child who really has to go to the bathroom because he just chugged 8 gallons of soda that he mixed with pixie stix.

JPOV

April 1, 2009

When we got outside and found Emmett dancing around, I had to admit, it looked a lot like Alice.

APOV

April 1, 2009

When I saw Emmett dancing around waiting for us to come outside, it reminded me that little dance I do when I'm excited.

RPOV

April 1, 2009

At first I was too busy being annoyed with Emmett to notice. But then I realized, when he was doing that little dance, he looked just like Alice when she gets excited.

EPOV

April 1, 2009

I was getting pretty annoyed having to hear everyone thinking that Emmett dancing around just then looked a lot like Alice. Although I had to admit, it really was a striking resemblance.

EmPOV

April 1, 2009

I could see everyone staring at me. And then I realized I was dancing around just like Alice did whenever she got excited.

BPOV

April 1, 2009

We were just rigging up the camcorder to capture our brilliant prank on film when my phone started to buzz in my pocket. I hopped down off the railing and flipped it open.

"Oh, Alice is texting me about something. Maybe Emmett found out about our little plan."

"What's it say?" Esme asked hanging upside-down from the little bit of roof that hung over their front porch. Her caramel hair was swinging freely in the breeze and for some strange reason it almost looked like it was dancing excitedly.

I made a face, "Apparently Emmett is doing the Alice dance. You know the one she does when she gets really excited about something?"

"Oh . . ."

CPOV

April 1, 2009

I was just finishing up some paperwork in my office when my phone started to ring. I immediately recognized the ring tone as Edward's. At first I was hesitant to pick it up, but then I remembered Esme's pact so I assumed it would be a prank-free message. I flipped it open and a video popped up.

Apparently Emmett was excited about something. That was the only explanation I could fathom for why Emmett was bouncing around in little circles. I read the attached message.

"Look, Carlisle, Emmett's dancing around just like Alice when she gets excited. No this is not a joke, he's really doing this."

I sighed.

EmPOV

April 1, 2009

I knew they were staring but I didn't care. I didn't even care when Edward took a video with his phone, or when Alice texted someone, presumably Bella. I did start to care, though, when they wouldn't do anything but stare at me.

Finally Edward broke the silence. "Would everyone please stop thinking that Emmett looks a lot like Alice when he does that little dance? I hate having to hear my own thoughts in stereo!" Edward proceeded to growl and grumble his way over to his Volvo.

"Shall we get going," Rosalie suggested. "Perhaps before the little boy wets himself?" She smiled and hopped into Edward's car. Alice and Jasper climbed into Alice's yellow Porsche and then everyone simultaneously locked all their doors.

"Oh come, on!" I yelled. Everyone shook their heads in unison. "Seriously?" They all nodded. "Fine," I yelled. They all stuck their tongues out and made 'nya-nya' faces at me. "Race you home!" I yelled and then ran off before anyone could even hope to start their cars.

Unfortunately I really should have anticipated Alice. Of course she would have seen my plan and would have acted accordingly. So as I started to sprint across the parking lot I suddenly felt a sharp pain in the back of my knees and found myself face-to-face with the asphalt. And then I got hit in the head about three times. When I could move again I twisted around and found tire tracks going over my back. Alice had just run me over with her car.

I jumped up and turned towards Rosalie and Edward, "Did you see what they ju-"

And then Edward hit me with his now not-so-shiny and silver-scuffed-and-dented Volvo. Fortunately this time I got tire tracks going up the front side of my body, now Alice couldn't say I wasn't matching. Unfortunately, Edward was good aim, and the tire went right up the center of my body, hitting me between the legs.

EPOV

April 1, 2009

Honestly, mortals don't know true pleasure until they know the feeling of running over your non-biological vampire brother who had been bugging you and mocking you for the last century with your car. And they really don't know true ecstasy until they combine true pleasure with the knowledge that you hit him in his sweet spot.

EmPOV

April 1, 2009

That day I decided to put Edward on the top of my "Revenge" list. That made a total of one. Bella might take his place at the top, however, depending on what she did to my car.

"Ah! My car," I shouted, suddenly remembering my purpose. I took off, flying past the traffic and rushed home to find my baby. I beat Edward and the others home but I didn't have time to gloat. My baby was sitting in the driveway, right where Alice said she would be. "So far, so good." I hurried closer. That's funny, I thought to myself, I don't remember getting tinted windows for the car. Wait a minute . . . those aren't tinted windows those are windows covered in . . . "Ink?! Oh no, not ink! That's horrible to try and wash off glass!" I hung my head in shame. "I don't deserve this, just because I'm always mocking Edward, and making Bella blush, and provoking her when she's all moody and hormonal. And just because I'm always making jokes at the expense of everyone around me doesn't mean I deserve this!"

"Yes it does!" Someone yelled.

I turned around but no one was there. Oh well. "Come on, baby," I said to my car. "I'll take you to the deluxe car wash and they'll get you all nice and clean and shiny." I hopped into the driver's seat . . . and felt something pop beneath me. And suddenly the seat and my pants were wet and stained with . . . oh no. "No, no, no this can't be happening! We have to get going before the ink sets." I slammed my foot onto the gas and felt something else go pop. More dark ink oozed out from behind the pedal. I yelled and jerked the steering wheel, which was also slimy with ink, and hit the brakes. I really shouldn't have been surprised when another balloon burst and more ink spilled out. I turned slowly to look into the back seat.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" My entire back seat was covered in blue and black ink.

I leapt out of the car and looked towards the porch. Bella was in hysterics and holding a video camera up to her face. "I'll get you for this Bella!"

"No you won't," It was Edward, coming to protect his little human.

I scowled, Oh yes I will, yes I will, I thought.

"No you won't."

Yes I will.

"No, Emmett you won't. I can read your thoughts, remember?"

Drat. "Fine, then! I'll just revenge on you instead! Beware, Edward! Beware!" And with that I got back into my car, slammed the door, and drove away.