I am going to eat the greasiest, biggest, fattiest bacon cheeseburger; do you want to know why? Because I haven't had anything good and unhealthy for years! Then I'm going to go take a nap!

Okay, I had to write a paper about an important thing that happened in my life, I chose when I was writing 'Man in Black' because it was my first Dorian fic, anyway my flaming heterosexual English teacher asked me to send him the story. I think he's going to be scarred for life.

Sorry it took me so long to update, the lack of sleep this week has finally caught up to me, I slept in till two this afternoon and had a cup of tea before realizing how late it was and jumping on my laptop. Also I'm writing this fic along with a Snarry fic and my muse is having a civil war with itself, hopefully I'll get back in my groove soon and start wring non-stop.

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"HEY!" Dorian protested when he was swept off his feet and into Dominics' arms. "PUT ME DOWN!"

Dominic just laughed as he carried Dorian into his house bridal style. Once inside he made his way to his office and dropped his young lover down in front of the computer. "Start typing, I'm going to go make food for consuming so we don't die or get ugly and skinny and twig-like and end up being tooth-picks for really fat people with big mouths."

"You are very odd, you know that?" Dorian chuckled and booted up the computer rolling it's eyes when it played Dominic saying 'Who are you? Why are you here? Why am I here? WHO AM I? I AM SO CONFUSED! WHY AM I ALONE IN THE WORLD!' before booting up completely.

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"WHY DO I NOT HEAR THE SOUND OF TYPING?" Dominic shouted from the kitchen when Dorian stopped typing.

"BECAUSE YOU HAVE GONE UNEXPLAINABLY DEAF!" Dorian yelled back in reply and stared at his five pages.

"I HAVE NOT…SHIT!"

There was a loud thud followed by several crashes then silence. Dorian just sat there for five minutes and was beginning to worry when Dominic shouted.

"IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO COME SEE IF I'M OKAY OR ANYTHING! I MEAN MY HEALTH ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT!" The older man shouted sarcastically making Dorian laugh. "OH YES! LET'S ALL LAUGH AT THE POOR LITERATURE TEACHER WHO JUST HAD HALF A KITCHEN FALL ON HIS HEAD!"

"BUT IT ONLY FELL ON YOUR HEAD, SO YOU'RE OKAY!" Dorian retorted.

"OH HA FUCKING HA! JUST WAIT! I'M GOING TO DIE FROM A BRAIN HERMAGE AND YOU'LL FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING AT ME! YOU WILL CRY OVER MY DEAD, BUT STILL GORGEOUS, BODY!"

Rolling his eyes Dorian got out of his chair and walked into the kitchen to see if Dominic the exceptionally graceful was okay. When he entered the room he gasped at what he saw. It was completely dark but for the soft glow coming from two candles setting on the table.

"Ha, I finally got you to come in," Dominic smirked walking up behind Dorian.

"You pretended to have a concussion so you could get me to come in here? You could have just told me dinner was ready."

"I could have, but that would have ruined the surprise."

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"This was really sweet," Dorian said after they had finished dessert, which had been chocolate raspberry cheesecake.

"I know I'm just a lump of sugar-coated fluffiness aren't I?" Dominic smirked and leaned over to lick some chocolate off the corner of the teens' lips.

"That makes you sound like a marshmallow," Dorian chuckled and kissed his lover softly.

Dominic pulled back and wrinkled his nose, "I don't like marshmallows they're too squishy."

"That's what makes them so good."

Sticking his tongue out Dominic scrunched his face up. "ICKY!" He yelled in a high voice that made him sound like a little kid. "Now, return to your typing small insignificant being!"

Dominics' deep rolling voice made Dorian shudder and awakened his raging teenage hormones. "You are an evil person," Dorian glared when he felt himself getting hard.

"I know…wait, why am I an evil person?"

Dorian just kept glaring and stood up so Dominic got a good view of his erection. "That's why, and since you never break your word, I'm going to be stuck with this for another five pages."

"What kind of man would I be if I was honest enough to be dishonest?"

"That makes absolutely no sense."

"Yes it does," Dominic smirked and batted his eyes at the teen. "Now, go finish those ten pages and I'll give you a nice little reward when you're done."

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Dorian lay gasping on Dominics' giant bed, his arm thrown carelessly over his lovers' chest. "I don't think I can move."

"Why would you want to?" Dominic asked staring at the ceiling because it was too much of an effort to turn his head. "I think that was a record, did you keep count?"

"Sorry but I was too busy screaming your name to keep count. Now, if you don't mind I think I'm going to sleep for the next three decades."

Some how Dominic mustered the energy to turn over on to his stomach and buried his face in his pillow. "If I smother myself in my sleep leave me in peace, just dump a truck full of dirt on me and call it good."

"If you smother yourself in your sleep, I'll give you to my Father to experiment on," Dorian said and laughed even though he was out of breath.

"That's just pure evil. Note to self: never die near Dorian."

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Sorry it took so long to update, the divided muse and all that. My favorite colors are black, crimson, emerald, and silver. So tired, need sleep.