Dutchie: Hi everyone and welcome back to the story "One Sick Daredevil." Now the reason there's a "t" in my name is because earlier on, people don't know how to spell my name but after looking at the credits at the end of the Johnny Test episode "Johnny Alternative", there's a "t".

SariSpy56: Okay back to the story Dutchie.

Dutchie: Right. In the last chapter, Kick is dreadfully sick and has to stay home. It is also revealed that this is the first time in seven years that Kick has been sick.

SariSpy56: Ouch.

?: When do I appear in the story?

We turned around to see a pissed off Bling-Bling Boy.

Bling-Bling Boy: Well?

SariSpy56: Read and find out Eugene.

Bling-Bling Boy: It's Bling-Bling Boy!

Dutchie: Whatever, and does he look oddly familiar or something?

SariSpy56: We'll deal with that later. However as for the reviews, we asked people to give us two reviews and we ended up having double the amount instead.

Dutchie: Reviewers are notalivezombie, Protector of Men Roy, KatieMusicLuvr177 and Twi-Red-Ruxi

SariSpy56: Splendid. Now let's get on with the story.

"But mom," Brad cried again as he gets ready for school. " What if my stomach hurts, or what if my head starts feeling dizzy? *cough**cough*"

"Brad you're not sick," Honey said again as she helps Brianna pack her lunches. "Now go to school."

But Brad kept on pretending to be sick by fake coughing, choking himself and fainting but to no avail. Honey watches as an upset Brad and a perfectly normal Brianna head off to school. At least Brad and Brianna are okay. It's Kick that she's worried about.

"Don't worry Honey," Harold said to Honey as he kisses her on the cheek. "I'm sure Kick's going to be fine. Trust me."

"Well I don't know that," Honey replied. "Could it be that his sickness has something to do with his uncle's passing?"

"It could be it though, but dear. Let's wait until we can get some answers and then we'll talk about it."

"Okay."

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Meanwhile at school, the class of Ms. Fitzpatrick are talking to themselves about Kick's whereabouts. Where could he be? Is he in a hospital or something?

"I just heard from Pantsy's friend Brad that Kick is real sick," Mouth said as usual to his classmates. "Which explains why Kick hasn't showed up today."

"Oh my god!" cried Gunther. "How sick is he?"

"Brad said it's terrible, but Kick'll be okay though. It's not like a life-or-death situation."

"Oh thank goodness."

"WHAT?" cried a student from across the hallway. It was Wacky Jackie.

"How sick is Kick?" Jackie cried in front of Mouth's face. "Is he okay? Will he survive? How bad is his sickness? Will he be well enough to marry me one day?"

"I may be able to answer all your questions Jackie," Mouth replied. "Except the last one."

"Why?"

"It scares the hell out of me."

"Hmph. Some help you are. About the previous ones?"

"Oh yeah. All I can say is that Kick is extremely sick and I'm pretty sure he may or may not survive that kind of sickness. If I'm correct, I'd say he must've caught a severe flu."

"Ouch. But will he survive though?"

"Like I said earlier, he may or may not survive that kind of sickness. He has two options though - recover and live an awesome life or die a slow, painful death."

"I say that he should recover and live an awesome life!"

"And why should he do that?"

"So I can marry him one day."

"Is that all you think about Jackie?" said a female voice. "Marrying Clarence?"

Everyone looked and saw class president Kendall Perkins. Behind her is her 'boyfriend' and school nerd Ronaldo Van Hazel.

"Can't you like stay out of our business Kendall?" Jackie said angrily at Kendall.

"It's obvious that Clarence is pretending to be sick just so he can miss a day of school," Kendall said proudly.

"But he's not pretending Kendall," Mouth replied. "He's actually sick."

"Oh really?"

"I'm serious Kendall. In fact, this is the first time in seven years that Kick has actually been sick."

"First time in seven years?" Ronaldo questioned Mouth.

"Yeah," Mouth replied. "First time in seven years."

"I'm starting to think that Buttowski must've pretended to be sick just to skip school seven years ago."

"That's not true," Gunther said. "Seven years in school before now, Kick has a perfect attendance. He never misses a day of school expect there are times where he must go to important appointments."

"Whoa that is so cool," Mouth replied. "No one has ever gotten a perfect attendance before."

"Oh please," Kendall said again. "Stop this childish nonsense and get to class while you can cause I bet we have a huge assignment today and it's going for the big marks in this semenster. It's Clarence's fault that he's missing this oppurtunity cause he's skipping school."

"KICK'S NOT SKIPPING SCHOOL KENDALL!" shouted Jackie. "HE'S SEVERELY ILL!"

"Sheesh take a pill why don't ya?"

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Meanwhile at the other side of town, Bling-Bling Boy is having a great time in his favourite tavern - Griffino's. The only tavern in Mellowbrook to be popular. Full of druken bastards and sexy women, it's perfect for Bling-Bling Boy. He comes here everytime he's sad or upset because he can't win Susan's heart mainly because of Johnny.

"Ah Griffino's," said Bling-Bling Boy while taking a sip from his beer. "Is there anything that can ruin this day?"

But all of a sudden, there was a loud knock at the door. The tavern's owner, Griffino answers it. To everyone's surprise, it's the crudical health inspector who tried to shut down the Food n' Fix earlier but failed.

"How may I help you?" asked Griffino.

"I'm here to shut down this place!" said the health inspector. "Researches have shown that there are WAY too many alcohol in this place. Griffino's is shutting down!"

"You can't do that! I own this place fair and square."

"Try and stop me bastard!"

"HEY!" Bling-Bling Boy yelled at the inspector. "You can't talk to the boss like that you big asshole!"

"Watch that mouth of yours fat boy!" yelled the inspector.

"It's Bling-Bling Boy!"

"Whatever. Now everyone get the hell out of this place at once or else!"

"Or else what asshole? Call your mommy?"

"No. I'll call the government instead fat boy. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE!"

"Sheesh. Take a pill why don't you?"

SariSpy56: Well that's it for the second chapter.

Dutchie: If you want to find out whether Kick will survive his illness, what causes him to get sick, Kendall to believe that Kick is truly sick and all those questions you have in your head, send us at least 3 reviews this time and if we have double the reviews like last time by Tuesday, we'll post the third chapter faster if we can.

SariSpy56: And have a merry Christmas folks.