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I dunno if it's clear or not in this, but RyomanceUndoer a Mounligt Sky takes place shortly after Tsunade becomes Hokage and sometime before Sasuke leaves, and Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction takes place sometime between the Sasuke and Sai Arc and the Hidan and Kakuzu Arc. But Sai and Yamato aren't in this, because I don't feel like writing them in.

Alright. New chapter. Here we go.

Jiraiya laughed long and hard. "Wow, Naruto. Do you have any idea what you're in for?"

"Um….no?"

"This Sue has chosen you as her guy! I'm not going to tell you what happens next, you'll find out soon enough."

Shizune gave him a reproving look. "That's mean, Jiraiya-sama."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, someone start reading." Jiraiya looked around to find out who was next. "Sakura, you're up."

"Dammit," muttered the kunoichi. "Shishou, surrender the book."

"Gladly," announced Tsunade. "Here you go. Good luck and have fun."

"This book is a disgrace to the color pink," declared Sakura. She opened it and began to read.

"Woaow you are soooooobeayootiful," siad Naruto. "What is yuor name?"

Mitsuki blushsed and gigled. "I am Hoshigawa Mitsukiwhu are u?"

"AI amUzummaki Naruto!"Behnind Naruto Mitsuki saw a gril with pnik hair. Shew as soooooouglyt, like who has pknehiar

"WHAT THE HELL! YOU HAVE RED AND BLACK HAIR! THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR!" screamed Sakura. "BITCH!"

The rest of the group looked a little freaked out. "Calm down, Sakura-chan," said Tenten. "It's okay. We don't see anything wrong with your hair."

Nxet to the ugly pinkhaed was a hawt pale byo wiht black hair. he was hawt

"She said that already," interrupted Ino. "Why is she repeating herself?"

"I don't know. Because she's crazy, Ino-chan," said Kiba. "That's why." Sakura glared at the whole room and continued reading.

He wasr even cutter then Naruto. the boiy lookrd at her. "I am Uchiha Sasuke," he siadsmiply. Mitsuki looked t him and eh lokedboack Evryeyone could feel teh love in the rai

"Is she saying love in the air, or love in the rain?" asked Hinata.

Naruto shook his head sadly. "Who knows, Hinata? Who knows?" Hinata's eyes widened and her face turned bright red. Thankfully she managed not to faint.

"I stand corrected, Naruto, and be grateful that I do. You're not the lust object, Sasuke is," commented Jiraiya.

"I never thought I would one cay be GLAD that Sasuke-teme beat me at something..."

"Whoere did yu come form?" the pinkhead asked stpuidley. "YOujre not from Nkonoha. She couold be a enemy ninji,"the stupid gril said to Naruto and SASuke

Kurenai interrupted Sakura. "NINJI? Is she trying to say NINJA?" Sakura closed her eyes and waited. Kurenai looked at her. "Oh! Sorry, Sakura, keep reading."

Sasuke roleed his eyez. "WHAt a stupd questin, Saukra. Smomeone so sexhay is obviboulsy not and enemy!"

Naruto was losing the fight to hold back his laughter. Sakura gaped. "Sasuke-kun would NEVER use the word 'sexhay'! And it was NOT a stupid question! I mean come on, the girl Kin from the Chuunin Exams was pretty enough, but SHE was evil! Gimme a break!"

"I mnea LOOK at herr. She is sooooooprettyyy and noobodi that's evli is thguispreety!" excplamed Sasuke. "so SCREU u sakrua."

Sakura gaped. She stared at the book for several minutes in silence.

"Wow," muttered Ino. Sakura raised a fist and punched the book as hard as she could. It didn't even dent it.

"The works of Suethors are often indestructible," offered Jiraiya. Sakura took a deep breath and resumed reading. "Why did I get such a long chapter?" she complained.

THe hawt boys and the bicth HaroonoSakrua went back to knonah to see Tnusadek. But on teh way tehy were atckated!

Sevn sound ninjaae jmuped out of the buishes and attcakedthe.m. The uselesds bithc Sajura wass imediatly defeated and so wes Naruto ans Sasuke even tho they ptu up a good fite

Mitsuki was arfaid But she qwickly overcomed her fear andd defeted the shinibi. SHe had no woudns, but she sdudenlyfel to the grownd and idd not stir.

"Mitsuki-chan!" Sasuke rshued to her side. "We haev to take her 2 c Asunate. Olnly she can heel Mitsuki-chan!"

Wen they got to Koinaha Nusade loooekd at Mitsuki and gspaed. "Thsi girl is the contayner of the 8-talied denom wolf! She is clerly a great ninja!"

"Shizune!" barked Tsunade.

"Yes, Tsunade-sama!" the woman jumped to attention.

"I want you to tell me I'm dreaming."

"Tsunade-sama, you're dreaming," Shizune assured her.

"Don't worry, Tsunade, this type of behavior is normal for Sues. They try to make themselves martyrs, of give themselves some reason to be pitied or loved or called a hero."

"HEY!" screeched Sakura. "I'M TRYING TO READ HERE!"

"She must be assined to a teem iimediatly! She will be a wunderful adishun to Kohona's ninjas!"

"I BEG your pardon?" gasped Tsunade. "WHAT?"

"This girl is obviously the offspring of idiots," murmured Shizune.

Nustade looked at Mitsuki adndeclreaad that she woud be a genninand be put on Kakhsais teem.

"But we arleadyy have therrepepole!" ojbectedSaruka. Mitsuki roled her eyes. She knoew Suraka was just jelous of the .love betewen her and Sasuke.

"Yes Sakurd btu Mitsuk-chan is a wonderfulll persen and will amke are team much beter!" cied Sasuke pasionatly

"If Sasuke Uchiha ever cried anything passionately, I MIGHT have to punch him for sheer strangeness," said Kiba in the silence that had followed that last line.

"OY! SHUT UP!" said you know who.

After teHakoge said thei coud go, Sasuke and Mitsuki wadnered off.They were stadning on a picturesk bride over a river jsut injoying eech others presents when sudenli Sasuke kissed Mitsuki on the mowth. "I lurv you Mitsuki-chan!"

Mitsuki kissed him bak and thned they went back to Sasuke's hous wher they kised passinately. He restled her to the groudn and they kissd some more.

"...ew," was the collective response. Neji blinked. "That's disgusting. They're really going to do THAT in the first chapter?"

"No," said Sakura. "They're not. It's the end of the chapter. Now shut up and let me finish the author's note and review responses."

Hey, its the author! No, sillys, they not going to do THAT in the fris chapoter! Thatsf or next chapter! betcha cant wait!

okay here r the revyue respons'!

HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite: wtf man ur name is waaaay to long, NO Mitsuki's not a sue! and wats wrog with tat?

Draye: TIS IS NOT A BAD STRY! there nothhng worng with being purrfect

Nikushimi no Ai: fuk you Mitsuki is not a sue and it IS posibul to have hiarlyke that! sofuc you!

Anhywayz thats all the reivews i egt ppl havnt revewd cuz teyre too styuned by my amazing Mitsuki! next chapter is the dirty stuff! betcha cant wait!

"I feel so violated," muttered a new voice. Everyone's heads shot up.

"SASUKE!" screamed the entire room.

Whoo boy. A cliffy but not really. So, yeah, what I'm doing is basically taking the reviewers I got and making them review prettyfairyunicorn27's story, because I don't feel like making up names. It's not me flaming you, it's her.

Yippie, everyone's favorite emo boy is here! Just in time to read about himself being molested! Since he's the newest person, he has to read next. This should be fun. See ya next time.

This is retarded. When I uploaded the document, it turned everything into italics, and deleted about half the spaces in the story.