Okay. This chapter is "Truth or Dare".
Like I said in the first chapter, they're OOC and this is supposed to be stupid. And, by the way, I'm also making fun of authors who have Edward as the mean guy, and Emmett as the idiot.
How Cliché!
"Come on, Bella!" Alice whined at me. "Let's play Truth or Dare, even though it's a complete waste of time, and as immortals we have better things to do. And in the end, you'll make one of us eat human food or something of the sort, while you'll be embarrassed the hole time!"
I sighed an agreed.
"Don't be so stupid, Bella! This will be fun!" Edward exclaimed and rushed down the stairs without me. I sighed again, and descended down the stairs. Emmett was sitting on the couch, shoving a vase in his mouth, making noises that sounded like "Uhhhhhhhhhh".
Emmett saw me and smiled and took the vase out of his mouth. Rosalie whacked him upside the head with her purse.
In the end, we'd all been embarrassed, Edward hated me, Emmett got more brain damage, and the Cullen's friend Oomfoofoo was now my legal husband.
THE END!