OK SOOOOO am back and continue this story bc is so good. dont even need review. is 2 good.
(my mama and sestra came up w/ the title :) hope u liek)
(THIS PART IS SCARY- RATED R for REALLY SCARY!)
He was dead. Kyaryry could not believe it. IT was horrible! The moment she fell to her Nhis was the moment she saw a cookie fall out of his hand. Not just any cookie. It was a chocolate chip cockie. THis could only mean 1 thing. It was… the cookie monsta.
Quackly, she coolected her self and went upstairs to her bedroom (really cool bedroom btw, it has like rainbows and chains and these cute little puppies, kind of like my bedroom, i would show pic but i cant bc family :/ ). She locked the door. "Well, what do I do know?" said Kyary as she cooched beseide the door.
Suddenly, a loud and terrific banging came from the door. It was the one and only, cookei monster.
It was very recentli that he was released from the detention cramp in Guatacamole Bay in cuber. He escaped by breaking through the fence. He was out to kill Kyary #1 idol in Narnia-Japan. The cokie monster was out to get her, and he would.
She flinched & stepped away from the door. The banging got louder and louder and louder. It mad eher think of her time with Mik brwn. He (cockie monstr not mic) broke in through the door, screaming in his atroshus voice "COOOOKEH! COOKEH COOKEHH!"
Ther was no way out of this one. Kyary was licky in uff to grab a knife from her bathroom (God did that, I'm russian okay, God is #1) and stabbed him right in the heart. It did NOT work. Cookie dough was gooching out of his vains though. But what doesnt kill you makes you stringer.
He grabbed Kyary by the wrist and began to sing. It was a karaoke (Japan, get it?) duel, if u watch other Japnes thigns like pokerman or you geodes u will kno wut i mean here.. Out of nowhere the furnitute flipped upside down and a crowd of Japanese people began to cheer and a host was speaking something.
"Sushi chan hiroshima no-desu kyary versusu cookie monsterasan," he said (btwww I speak japanese too! in russia we learn how to talk many language. my Jalapeno is not as good as my amazing english tho srry).
The first song was Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Kyary won without even trying! SHe was Japan's #1 idol after all right…
The second song was Я сошла с ума (it's by tATu 333 russian group..srry if u cant read it and arent russian. rlly, my apologies if u aren't russian.) Kyary won that won too.
The final song was an extra festive classic. "Touch my body" by Mariah Carey (I like her music actually, I'm a girl so yea). Kyary was victory again.
He still wanna kill kyary even tho she won and is #1 idol in Japan. the last 30 minut were completely pointless!
another CLEFTHANGER lolz. will keep torturing u guys until u feed me good reviews