Chapter Two: Suspicion
"Mom," said Cartman. "Do I have to be watched by Shelley Marsh again?"
"Hmm... you could play with her brother," said Liane.
"OK," he replied.
"But Shelley has to watch you both," added Liane.
"DAMMIT!"
"Hey Cartman," said Stan as he and Shelley came to the door.
"Hey."
'Um, Shelley has chicken-pox, so she might not do such a good job of babysitting," said Stan.
"OK," said Liane. Then as they went in, Liane left for the car. After Liane turned to Stan's house, Stan and Cartman decided to make Shelley the laughing stock of the neighborhood by dressing her up in a really short skirt and half-shirt singing "Sex and Candy."
Meanwhile, Liane was at the Marshes' and then Sharon's car pulled up. Randy panicked for a minuted.
"Liane," said Randy. "Hide in the closet."
"Why?"
"My wife's here. Hide in the goddamn closet."
Liane quickly ran to Sharon's closet, trapped in all of her clothes.
"Randy, I'm home."
"Uh, hi hun." Randy was half-smiling.
"Randy, could you step aside? I need my pajamas out of the closet. I had a really long day of work."
"No!"
"Why not, Randy?" said Sharon. She was giving him the "Are you up to something" look.
"There's a naked picture of a lady in there and Stanley's dead Aunt Flo is in there."
"Don't try to scare me, Randy. You're full of shit," said Sharon. "I'll just sleep downstairs." Then she stormed off.
Then Randy looked to make sure Sharon wasn't listening, he went to the closet and said "Liane, climb out the window so you don't get caught."
"But I only have my undergarments on."
"Here's some jeans and shirt," said Randy as Liane put them on. "Climb out. Love you."
Then Liane climbed out Randy's bedroom window and as she was inches from touching the ground, Sharon saw her.
"RANDY MARSH!!!" screamed Sharon.
"Oh shit," said Randy.
So will this lead to Jerry Springer or will this lead to a divorce?
To be continued...