Blaze: yeah, I finally get to update this chapter
Nightshadow: yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever
Blaze: shut up Nightshadow, here's chapter 2
Chapter 2
Water. The Stranger Returns, and Cheesecake
A few hours after they started watching the movie, it finally ended. Eragon was fuming with anger, "that was the stupidest movie I have ever seen," he muttered, taking a bite of his cheese.
"You're telling me, I don't look like that," Murtagh muttered.
"You're cute in the movie," Blaze said, sighing dreamily.
"Oh-kay," Murtagh said, taking a step back while eating a licorice.
"I was bald in that movie," Galbatorix cried, touching his hair.
"At least you weren't as ugly as Durza was," Morzan pointed out.
"I wasn't ugly," Durza shouted.
"Yes you were," Morzan replied.
Durza growled and tackled Morzan to the ground, punching him in the face.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Eragon shouted, watching the fight intensely.
"Give him a chock slam," Blaze shouted when Durza and Morzan scrambled to their feet.
"What's a chock slam?" Morzan asked.
"It's where you grab their throat and slam them to the ground," Blaze replied.
"Oh, okay," Morzan said, grabbing Durza's throught and slamming him down. When he let go, Durza fell, screaming, into a hole that had appeared out of nowhere.
"Dang, things just keep appearing out of nowhere," Murtagh commented.
"I know," Eragon replied and suddenly hissed, "ow!" as Saphira shot a stream of flame at him, "Saphira!"
What? I'm bored, Saphira replied.
"Then go burn Durza, Morzan or Galbatorix," Eragon shouted out loud.
Fine, Saphira muttered and shot herself into the air.
"Ahhh!" Galbatorix shouted and jumped into the hole Durza had fallen into.
"Hahaha, Galby is afraid of dragons," Blaze said, gleefully, laughing.
"Galby?" Murtagh said, in confusion.
"It's the fanfiction nickname I and several others gave him," Blaze explained.
"What's fanfiction?" Murtagh asked.
Blaze rolled her eyes, "never mind," she muttered before walking away.
"Wait! Where are you going?" Murtagh called.
"I don't know," Blaze replied and walked straight into a tree, "argh, stupid tree."
Eragon burst out laughing and dropped his cheese because he was laughing so much, "that was good," he gasped out once he got his breath back.
"Take that back!" Blaze shouted.
"Make me," Eragon retorted and suddenly was flying through the air before falling into Leona Lake with a splash that fell into the random hole.
"Ahhh!!" Durza and Galbatorix screamed as the hole they were hiding in filled with water.
God, Galbatorix is stupid, Shruikan muttered, voicing his thought to everyone before leaping into the air and diving into the hole that somehow got larger. A moment later, he flew back out with Durza and Galbatorix in his talons, Durza was still screaming.
"I'm going to drown!" he cried as Shruikan dropped them to the ground.
"Hey, we're on land," Galbatorix said.
"I'm going to drown," Durza cried again.
Galbatorix rolled his eyes before ducking out of the way as Saphira shot a stream of flame at him, it hit Durza and he cried out in pain before running into Leona Lake.
"How many times has Durza been in that lake?" Nasuada asked, appearing out of nowhere.
"Ahhh!!" Galbatorix shouted, leaping into the air.
"Scardy cat," Nasuada muttered.
"Did you put my dvd player and dvd away?" Blaze asked.
"Yes," Nasuada replied, "and now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a nap." With that, Nasuada walked away toward her pavilion and slipped inside.
"Hey, I found a bag of candy," Morzan said, lifting up a bag of candy.
"That's mine!" Murtagh shouted and leaped at his father, who stepped to one side and Murtagh ran right off the edge of the hole, "uh oh. Ahhh!!!!" he shouted as he fell and landed with a splash.
"Ah, Murty got hurt!" Blaze whined.
"Murty?" Eragon said, raising an eyebrow as he looked at the authoress.
"Yeah, it's what some fanfiction authors who love Murtagh call him," Blaze replied.
"You love Murtagh?" Eragon said, "I thought you loved me."
"Murtagh is much hotter than you are in the movie," Blaze replied.
"Who wants pizza?" the stranger asked, appearing out of nowhere, and carrying three boxes of pizza in his hand.
"Ahhhhhh!!!" Galbatorix shouted, leaping into the air and getting his head stuck in a branch, "gah, help me out of here!"
"How did you manage to get your head stuck in a branch?" Morzan asked as he helped the King out of the branch.
"How the hell should I know?" Galbatorix muttered.
"Language Galby," Blaze warned him.
"What are you going to do? I can say whatever the hell I want to say," Galbatorix snapped.
"Thank god I finally got out of there," Murtagh gasped, shivering from the cold water and appearing quite suddenly to Galbatorix's side.
"Ahhhh!!!" Galbatorix shouted and leaped up, getting stuck once again in the tree branch, "get me out of here!"
"You help him and I'm throwing you into the volcano," Blaze warned.
Morzan gulped, "er, no, I'm not going to do that," he said, stepping back.
"Get over here and help me down or I'll make your life miserable," Galbatorix shouted, struggling to get out of the tree branch he magically got stuck in.
"If I disobey the authoress, she'll probably throw me into the volcano just as she did Durza," Morzan protested.
Murtagh rolled his eyes, "you're afraid of a girl?" he asked, grinning.
"You've never been thrown into a volcano," Durza, who had appeared beside Morzan, muttered.
"Don't do that!" Morzan and Murtagh shouted, leaping into the air.
"I'm not sorry," Durza muttered and suddenly disappeared.
"What?! Where did he go?" Murtagh gasped.
"Nobody says I'm not sorry to my Murty," Blaze declared.
"Blaze and Murtagh sitting in a tree," Eragon sang and the stranger suddenly picked him up with a super human strength Blaze didn't know he had before tossing him into the Leona Lake.
"Why did you like do that?" Arya asked.
"Because I felt like it," the stranger replied with a small smile.
Arya rolled her eyes, "this old dude is like so weird," she muttered.
"What? I'm not old!" the stranger yelled.
"Let it lie," Blaze, who was still staring dreamily at Murtagh, said and the stranger grumbled before pulling out a 9 millimeter shot gun and pointed it at Murtagh and saying, "don't you dare try to ask Blaze out!"
"Daddy!" Blaze cried, pushing the stranger, "get out of here. This is my story."
"I'll leave but only because this is your story," the stranger muttered and disappeared suddenly.
Blaze rolled her eyes before walking over to stand beside Morzan and Murtagh who had exchanged amused glances.
"So, who wants some cheesecake?" Eragon asked.
"I do, that sounds good," everyone said and followed Eragon as he led the way back to the camp.
Galbatorix was still struggling in his tree branch, "hey!" he shouted, "what about me? I want some cheesecake too. Why are you leaving me?" But no one heard him and if they did, they didn't listen as they walked off to get some cheesecake.
a/n lol, will Galbatorix get out of the tree? Will Saphira stop flaming everyone? Will Eragon stop being obsessed with cheese? Will the stranger make another appearance? Find out next time on Alagaesia Goes Crazy. Please review, next chapter as soon as I can and I know this chapter might not have been that funny.
-Blaze