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~The Confusing Violinist

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Taking a deep breath, Amu closed the door to her room slowly, as if in a trance. Still in shock, she flopped down onto her bed. She lie there for a few moments before coming out of it.

"What. The. Hell."

She spoke her thoughts as they came to her. "What the hell. What in the burning fucks just happened?!"

A knock came at her door, interrupting her thoughts. "...Yes? Who is it?"

The door opened a slit, enough to see her five-year-old sister standing there, her reddish-brown pigtails swinging slightly. "What up, Amu-chan? Why're you yellin'?"

Amu laughed softly as she spoke, "It's nothing, Ami; just some weirdo from school." Which I hope is a lie.

Ami blinked before accepting it as truth. She said, "Amu-chan, Mama's almost done wif dinner. Come on down."

Amu stood, putting her shoulder-length hair into a ponytail before following Ami, who was hopping cheerfully down the stairs.

...

Sighing, Ikuto shoved the key into the opening in the tree's bark. Why the fuck did they put the gate all the way out here in the sticks? So obsessed with not being found.

Ikuto turned it quickly before pulling it out and placing its chain back around his neck as purple light spilled from the opening, which then grew in size until large enough for a normal-sized person to walk through.

Passing through the portal the thought back to the girl he had met on his way here. Amazing hair... and that soul... She can be mated...! How lucky I am to have found one so early on. Most incubi and succubi take 25+ years to find a mate, but I've found one at the ripe age of 19. Now, I just have to convince her to come back with me...

"Yo, Ikuto. What're you smiling about? It's kinda creepy."

Ikuto sighed. "Nagihiko, it's none of your business, okay?"

Nagihiko threw his arm over Ikuto's shoulder, "Oh, come on, old friend, you can trust me."

Ikuto thought for a moment before giving in, telling Nagihiko of everything that had happened.

"Whoa, Ikuto found a mate? How old is she?"

"Well... She's 15, but she looks a bit younger. Here, I have a picture."

Nagihiko's eyes went wide. He stuttered, "Y-you, you pedophile! Lolicon!"

Ikuto hit him upside the head, "Like you have room to speak! You mated that tiny little chihuahua, same age!"

Nagihiko nodded in agreement. He whispered, "You have a point, old friend, you have a point."

Ikuto sighed, "Go hang out with Kukai and play with your balls like usual."

"That's gay, man."

"Then go hang out with Rima and let her play with your balls."

Nagihiko narrowed his eyes at Ikuto. "Dude, you know she's too short to reach the goal. That's just mean... but fun to watch! I'll go do that!"

At that, Nagihiko disappeared, leaving Ikuto shaking his head in disapproval.

Feeling someone tap his shoulder, Ikuto turned around to find Kukai.

"Utau just got done playing with my balls. How did you get that photo when you just met her today?"