I got this one from a different Youtube vid… I think that my life fails if all I ever do is watch videos on Youtube with pictures of Deidara and Tobi… and Gaara… Anyways, on with the weird story…

"You have a mission." Pein informed Tobi and I. Tobi was staring attentively at him while I stayed away from Tobi while listening. Pein hated to repeat things; we all learned that the hard way. It's been about a week from the last sexual assault. Mostly because I stayed near somebody else since that fateful day. It wasn't that I didn't like it, no far from it. I just hate being caught by surprise like that. "You will need to get the attention of this man, by any means necessary. Find out what he knows about us then kill him." He looked amused for a millisecond and I was immediately wary of what was going to happen in this mission. "You will be going to a bondage club that he is often found at. I apologize Deidara, but you will be the female in this mission." There was a sudden dark aura in the room as I made an escape. I was pissed. No, that's an understatement. I'm as far away from pissed off as you can be. No one, and I mean no one, can tell me to be a girl.

"Hey, Deidara." Zetsu said, appearing out of the wall. "Kakuzu has your outfit for your mission." Damn it… if it's Kakuzu who has it, he'll force me to wear it…

"Damn it…" I muttered an angry tick on my head. I will not admit to the fact that I pouted as Itachi dragged me to Kakuzu five hours later. An hour later, I was dressed up and a jutsu was put on me so that I could not take off the dark red, slightly poofy dress. I stood in the living room, as angry as can be, after Kakuzu brought me there to wait for my mission details. Hidan walked in the room and paused as I turned to him in surprise. He was supposed to be on a 'religious break'.

He didn't take his eyes off of me as he took a step back and called out, "Who's bitch is this?" he yelled, probably getting the attention of everybody in the base. I did a facepalm into one of my gloved hands as my cheeks warmed up slightly, glaring at him through my hair. I heard many footsteps come in this direction as confused sounds came from the hallways. I got rid of the blush and stood up straight, my hands at my sides. Kisame entered first and his gaze immediately went to me, staring at me as he froze. I glanced at him before ignoring him and staring at the wall, waiting for Tobi and Pein to get there to spare me of the humiliation of getting stared at by the whole Akatsuki. Because the gloves went almost all the way up my arms, to make up for it being sleeveless, nobody saw the stitches or the scars on my arms. My hair was down and my Hitai was in my room, on my dresser. Slowly, one by one, the Akatsuki came into the room until all I had to wait for was Konan, Pein, and Tobi. Ah, nope. Konan is right there, staring at me in disbelief and contempt. Nobody fucking recognizes me! Except Kakuzu, but he was the one who put me in the dress- which took forty of the sixty minutes he had me in there. There's Tobi and I have no idea what he is looking at me like because of the mask.

"Who's the pretty lady? Where's Deidara-sempai? We're supposed to go on a mission." I face-palmed again, wondering how we got such an idiotic person on the Akatsuki. Pein walked in with the scroll that contained the mission and he stood in shock for five minutes before I held out my hand with a raised eyebrow.

He handed it to me dazedly. I opened it and read the contents. "So, I'm supposed to be a mute rich princess, un?" at that, my eyes narrowed. I can ignore being dressed up like a girl, I can ignore looking like a girl, but I can not ignore a girly title. Everyone seemed to snap at the same time and started laughing at me. Except the Uchiha, Danna,-who was revived by some jutsu that he did before he died- Pein, Kakuzu, and Tobi. They were all smirking, I think. I am not sure about Tobi but I know the others were smirking.

"Yes, your voice is too… gruff to be taken as a female's so I think you would do better as a mute." He smirked again. "Unless you can tell me otherwise." A dangerous aura appeared again before I hid it behind a really sweet smile. Sickly sweet, some might say.

"Yes, Leader-sama." I said sweetly, and girly. I hated using this voice. I had to perfect it for one of the missions I did before I was put on the explosives team. Everyone's eyes widened. "Is there anything else you need for me to do, Leader?" I asked, resisting saying the 'un' at the end of the sentence. He shook his head before turning around swiftly and practically running out of the room (yes, he is very ooc. Get over it…). Kakuzu walked over to me, still smirking, and handed me the ribbon I use to tie up my hair.

"This time, though, it should go around your neck to make you look more fit for that type of club." I glared at him, the dangerous aura appearing again. I really hated him right now. I slowly pulled it up to my neck, glaring at him the whole time, and tied it tightly around my neck, towards the bottom.

"Just to let you know, I have no problem with killing you right now." I said cheerfully, still using the girl voice. "In fact, I think I will once I find out where somebody hid all my clay."

"Hm… I would love to see you do that." He smirked before he walked away leisurely like. I glared daggers at him before I stalked out of the base with Tobi running behind me. I only had enough clay to create a bird to fly on, but that's it.

"Deidara-sempai looks very pretty!" I tried to jump up but I couldn't with the dress. I looked at Tobi, contemplating an idea that I was loathe of. I dismissed the idea and went back to thinking about how I was going to get up there. I couldn't use the wing because of the clay would give way under my weight. I couldn't use the tail because it wouldn't work. As I was thinking about this, Tobi snuck up on me. I took a step forward right before I was suddenly vertical.

"Wah!" I exclaimed in surprise, coming face to mask with Tobi. He started walking to the bird while I just sat there with my arms crossed and my slightly pink face turned to the ground, away from Tobi. He jumped up on to the bird before setting me down, letting my flat shoes touch the ground. I just walked up to the head and sat on my knees, the dress spreading out around me, and commanded the bird to fly to the town. I ignored Tobi, even as he stood up and started talking about random things, until we got there.

I stood up and jumped down, the dress flying around me but not going completely up, and landed softly on the ground. I turned, catching the smaller bird, as Tobi fell to the ground, not jumping off in time. I slightly smirked as I walked away, towards the town. Tobi got up and started yelling, "Wait for me, Hime-sama!" I tensed but I decided to ignore it until I had more clay. Then, I promise, I will blow him to heaven with my art. He caught up to me, probably surprised that I waited for him, and looked at my face. I probably had a thoughtful-murderous-expression on as I thought of how I would make him explode into tiny, itty bitty pieces. "Leader-sama told me that I have to address you like a Hime so Tobi is calling Deidara-sempai Hime-sama!" he exclaimed, probably not wanting to make me any madder than I already am.

I ignored him, continuing my stomping in annoyance until we got to the town. At the town, I changed my posture so that I looked elegant, put my hands in front of me like I was taught to, and put a kind expression on, which was the hardest on to do considering my anger. Yes, I said taught. What, did you think that I would automatically know how to act like a lady? I was on an all male team and they all thought it would be a great idea to get me to seduce the guy we were going after, as I was the only one with long hair that looked girly. I immediately tried to beat the crap out of them all before the Jounin on the team held me back. I was forced to wear a dress and take lessons on being a lady. Damn it, why? Why am I always put with people who are cruel to me like this?

I walked into the club and shut the door, putting on a seductive smile, walking to the room that we were told to go to. I opened the door silently and stealthily before walking to a couch in the middle. I left the door wide open so that if he were to walk by he would see me. Apparently, he is the only one who uses this hallway. An honor given to the friend of the owner, I guess? Or maybe he is one of those daily guests who come often. I didn't do much research. Just enough to know he prefers blondes, blue eyes, fighting from the female, and rich ones. I picked up the cup that I had ordered and took a sip of it before I heard a masculine voice. "Well, well. What do we have here?"

I looked up to see a black haired man with dark brown eyes, a scar next to his right eye, and a cocky expression on his face. In other words, he was the target. I stood up and bowed slightly, speaking softly as I did so. "My name is Ai, what is it that I can do for you?" I asked, before glancing up, my wide blue eyes looking straight into his. He looked at me hungrily before he beckoned me forward. Well, this is annoying…

"Come here. Let me see you properly." He said leaning against the doorframe as I walked to a spot about five feet away from him. He looked me up and down as I stood there, waiting for him to speak, getting annoyed. I glanced around, where is Tobi? He wasn't anywhere in sight. Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since I walked into the club.

"I have a question." I said sweetly, walking up to him and leaning against his chest as I looked up at him through my hair and eyelashes. I seriously hated doing this. "Do you happen to know something about the Akatsuki?" I batted my eyelashes at him, a sudden dazed look going through his eyes, as I leaned further against him. "It would help me in my quest for finding them and taking my revenge on them. All I need to do is command my father's army which was given to me when my father died." I smiled seductively. "If you do give me some information I will give you whatever you want. But only after you give me that knowledge."

"W-w-well, the A-Akatsuki… work in groups of two, have one female in their group of eight, but there are some rumors that the two that were dead are alive again." He rubbed his head in bashfulness as I gave him all my attention. "That's all there is known on them." I smiled sweetly before reaching my head up so I could kiss him as I took a kunai out of the glove and stabbed him with it. He gave me a disbelieving look as he fell to his knees. "You… s-s-said that… you w-would… give me wh-what I w-wanted…" he choked out.

"And I am." I said in my usual voice, bored out of my mind now that I wasn't as annoyed. "Every man wishes for death at least once in their life. Even women think of it once in their lives."

"D-d-damn… you…" he said before he died from loss of blood out of the major artery that I had hit. Tobi appeared out of nowhere and hugged me.

"Deidara-sempai is okay!" he exclaimed, glancing at the body on the ground.

"Tobi, you little shit!" I exclaimed, hitting him on his head before stomping out of the club, annoyed. I threw the bird up and enlarged it when I got out of the club and Tobi jumped on with me in his arms again. We soon heard calls of 'Akatsuki!' as we started flying off from the place.

I walked through the base, trying to find someone to take the dress off besides Tobi, and found a note.

Dear Deidara,

We were all sent on missions and Leader-sama is attending to business in Ame with Konan-sama. We will all be back by noon tomorrow, at the earliest. We regret to inform you that you will either have to have Tobi take that dress off or wait until someone else comes back.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Itachi

Well, fuck. I thought, reading the note over and over in annoyance before I looked up from it. Tobi was standing there, looking at me in, what I think is, confusion. I placed the note gently down before walking away with a calm expression. It didn't last when I was in my room. "Fuckin' idiotic Uchiha! Damn you!" I started throwing things around, looking for my clay so I could make them all get blown sky high. I turned towards my closet and was almost there when, suddenly, darkness took over after pain from one of my pressure points.

I opened my eyes, confused about my surroundings. I tried to lift my hands so I could rub both of my eyes of the sleep only to find they were tied in front of me and I was sitting on a chair. I looked around, seeing only dark in front of me, before I felt a presence behind me and I froze. It seemed familiar. I felt a gloved hand glide over my cheek before it rested under my chin, one of the fingers over my mouth and the thumb on my cheek, next to my eye. I looked up and to the side, trying to figure out how to get out of this vulnerable position. I felt a gaze from above my head and I looked up to see Tobi's mask. "Deidara… what do you think of the things I picked up from that club?" my eyes widened as I realized that my hands were tied with handcuffs and my feet were also tied. Something seemed off about the tie around my neck, which I discovered what was wrong with it when I heard the jingle of a bell as Tobi lifted my head and pulled off his mask to reveal his smiling face. "I got them especially for you."

My cheeks warmed up as he kissed me and ran one of his hands down my body while the other held my head still. "T-T-Tobi! W-what are you d-doing?" I squeaked slightly when I felt him bite down on my neck after releasing my mouth from his. He disappeared for a bit, making me think that he was leaving. "T-Tobi?" I asked hesitantly, hearing a chuckle in response. I turned my head to look behind me, wondering where he was, before I turned back to see a fully unmasked Tobi in front of me, his mask in one of his hands. There was something else in his hands but I didn't pay much attention as he leaned in, one of his hands pulling the skirt of the dress up to my thigh before he pushed it all the way out of his way of my chest, it scrunching up around his wrist.

"Lift your arms." He commanded, his other hand dropping his mask onto the floor as it joined the first one in taking the dress off. I did as I was told, wanting the dress off but not. I flushed a bright red as he stared at me appraisingly. I still had some black shorts on, forcing Kakuzu to let me keep them on, but I felt like he was imagining me without them. "My, my, Deidara. Are you excited? You look a little flushed." He grinned at me, almost sadistically, as he stalked towards me. He leaned forward and I closed my eyes, expecting one of those mind blowing kisses when I felt something wrap around my head, covering my mouth. "I don't know why, but you seem to be hotter now that you're at my mercy again." My eyes widened, realizing that he was telling the truth and that I couldn't do anything about it.

"Mmf!" I exclaimed, trying to say 'fuck' but failing miserably as the cloth only went in between my lips. I wrinkled my nose at the weird taste on it before I started feeling dizzy. What… what's going… on? My eyes started sliding closed as my cheeks went up in flames. I forced my eyes open, staring at Tobi. I didn't realize that my gaze was hungry, nor did I notice that my staring at him made him happy. He walked forwards, messing with one of the things in his hands, as I tried to get rid of the ropes, gag, and dizziness.

"I think that the aphrodisiac works weirdly on you, Sempai." Tobi said lustfully, without me paying any attention. "It was only supposed to make you feel hot." Which I did, extremely so actually. Was it a hundred degrees in here or something? I shrugged off that thought, struggling sluggishly from the sudden warmth. My breathing turned labored as I gave up, wanting to cool off. Tobi appeared next to me, making me look at him from under my eyelashes. "You look hot, Sempai. Would you like those off?" I nodded vigorously, wanting to get everything that kept me from cooling off away from me. "Please stand up, Sempai." I did that, albeit slowly and with difficulty. He untied my ankles for the moment it took for him to take the shorts off. After he did that, I collapsed into his chest, my breathing more than just alittle labored. I felt something against my entrance and wiggled a little before whimpering. "Just relax, Sempai. I need to do this before I go get you a drink." I relaxed against him, trying to even out my breathing as something cold and hard entered. He set me down onto the stool again before he walked out, leaving whatever it was in my ass. I laid down on the ground, absorbing the coldness from the floor, before I let out a groan. Whatever it was, it was annoying the hell out of me.

I closed my eyes, pressing my forehead onto the ground, before I cried out in shock and pleasure. Reason why? Well, the thing that was stuck into my ass started vibrating sluggishly against a certain spot that brought waves of pleasure. I arched my back, confused about the sudden pleasure, before I heard chuckling that sounded somewhat dark if you ask me. I remembered the thing that had gone into my ass, it still being there, and realized that it was the thing that was vibrating. I felt its intensity start to go up, making me shake and buck even more, as the pleasure got worse. Or should I say 'better'? Well, in any case, the pleasure went higher. I felt a pressure build near my stomach before something cold went around my… oh, so that's why it's there. The pressure kept building, making me struggle to get away from the contraption, also making me extremely uncomfortable. I couldn't think clearly from both the haze the aphrodisiac put on me and the extreme pleasure that was turning extremely uncomfortable as my ass went numb from the vibrations. I struggled, trying to untie myself and to release myself from the pleasure that was there, before I felt somebody come next to me.

"Does Sempai want me to help? Tobi is a great help." He said before he chuckled at my writhing form.

"Y-ye-r-rele-ss-m-me-T-Tobi." I moaned out, still struggling. The pleasure went up a notch as he turned a dial on a small remote he had in his hand, making me cry out, moan, and writhe some more. "S-s-s-s-stop!" I cried out as the dial was spun a little more. I could barely understand that I was talking much less begging for Tobi to stop doing something.

"I don't think I can do that, Sempai." The world went a blurry black.

I sat up straight, panting as if I had just run a marathon. I looked around to see that I was in my room in the same clothes that I had worn the day before. I ran a hand through my hair, chuckling at myself. I had just dreamed about Tobi doing those things to me. I glanced down and cursed, seeing a lump in the sheets. I quickly stood up and all but ran to the bathroom, entering without knocking. I froze, seeing the man I was dreaming dirty things about right in front of me without a shirt. And without his mask. He glanced at me, looking me up and down, before he got two towels. "You wanna take a shower with me, Sempai?"

Sorry for the cliffhanger, but I couldn't resist. I believe that if others see something like this then they want to read the next chapter when it does come out- trust me, I have personal experience. I know how annoying it is so I apologize profusely. But if I get some comments on whether it is good or not, I will be able to take the energy needed to look for an inspiration. I can get pretty lazy at times.

Peaces!

Chikubi