I still don't own Naruto, Bleach, Saints Row or any other franchise/universe.

Elsewhere, at the same time.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SON-OF-A-BITCH!" I yell.

We cross a... relatively... nearby border into an Alternate Universe.

I stare under my car's hood simply glowering in an expression of sheer frustration.

"Your mother was a Beetle and your father was a Prius, now work you overpriced piece-of-shit rustbucket." I mumble as I close the hood and make my way to the driver's seat.

An Alternate Universe is what you get when the very rules or reality are changed when crossing the boundary between them.

When I sit down in the car I look down at myself. I'm wearing black steel toed workboots, blue jeans, and a black hoodie with a red tribal style wolfs head on the front (The Brotherhood logo from Saint's row) that all sit rather nicely on my rather thick frame.

I'm also covered in sweat and grease.

One good example of this would be comparing the Universes of Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) and Shinji Ikari (Evangelion).

"Well this will be a bitch to wash out..." I mutter. I sigh and proceed to turn the key in the ignition.

However there have been instances of overlapping dimentions from two seperate universes, both temporary and permanent.

The engine revvs for a few moments, then sputters and dies. "Well~ shit." I groan as I rest my head on the steering wheel.

"Might as well wait outside seeing as I can wave someone down at least." I voice.

These are called 'Combination Dimentions'. However they are more commonly referred to as 'Crossovers'.

After exiting the car I soon lay down on the closed hood with my head on the upper potion of the windshield. 'At least the weather is nice' I think as I look at my surroundings.

I'm on the side of a one lane dirt road in a heavily forested area with the sun high overhead and no signs of civilization anywhere in sight.

Additionally, while permanent 'Crossovers' are the comparatively simple matter of two whole worlds co-existing, temporary 'Crossovers' are when two dimentions only overlap for a small period of time in a certain area.

Suddenly I heard a deep growling from the woods to my left. 'The hell?' I think as I get off the hood. Peering into the thick trees I'm shocked at what I see.

'Wolves!? And they had to be timber wolves!?'

Slowly edging their way forwards as if they are being cautious about something are about a half-dozen gray timber wolves.

This is usually manifested as some kind of portal coming into being for an unspecified amount of time in an undetermined location. Portals of this kind tend to close either when something or (more often) someone goes through them.

Quickly drawing myself up to stand at my full above average height of 6'3", my unshaven jawline sets into a grimace as I think over my options.

'Get in the car? No, that is a delaying tactic at best and I have nothing in there that would help. Run? Also no, I'm not faster than one wolf let alone 6 and it would only leave my back open to attack. Try to scare them? No, the fact that there are more of them means that wouldn't work not to mention the fact that they are advancing on me in the first place means they must be pretty desperate. That leaves only the stand and fight option. Fuck My Life!'

The wolves stop advancing at a distance of about 5 meters away. Reaching into my pocket I slowly take out my only weapon.

'Hell of a time to have only my pocket knife on me.'

I extend my arm and flick it open to lock at it's full length of 2 1/2 inches with a satisfying *CLACK*.

However this is not what is happening. The other way a temporary 'Crossover' manifests itself is an event called the 'Replacement Phenomenon'.

As if it was a signal to start, the second wolf on the left suddenly bounds towards me and launches itself bodily towards my chest.

'Huh...didn't think a wolfs teeth could get that bi- STOP THINKING AND MOVE DIPSHIT!'

Almost panicking I quickly dodge to the right only to see (to my surprise and great amusement) said wolf ram itself bodily into the passenger side of my car.

'I am so going to laugh my ass off about that if I live through this.'

Quickly bringing my attention to the others I see another wolf about to barrel into me.

'OH SHIT!'

Now, while I would later say that my next action was planned, the truth of the matter is that I blindly swung my arm in a panic. Luckily the arm I swung was both the the one holding the knife and I managed to bury said knife in the side of it's neck.

The 'Replacement Phenomeon' is the term used for when mind and/or memories of one being are either swiched or melded (respectively) with another, and this can be both one-way or two-way.

Of course, just because It's already dead doesn't stop its momentum so now instead of a hungry wolf bowling me over, I'm simply knocked over with the weight of it's corpse. I quickly start to shove it off me and get back to my feet when I realise something, I can't pull out the knife.

As I'm kneeling over the body, I start thinking franticly. 'SHIT! It must be stuck on a bone or someth- GAHH!'

Whipping my head around I look towards whats causing me pain only to see another wolf behind me,

and it has my ankle in it's jaws.

The usual drawback of this is that one or both affected parties must be suffering an at least near-fatal experience at the time, and while exeptions do occur, they are regarded more as freak accidents than a minority due to thier overwhelming rarity.

After that it only proceeded to get worse.

I'll spare you the gory details but suffice to say that within the next few moments ihave the wolf on my right leg, one on my left arm and, most painfull, one going at my right side.

But the one that frightens me the most? The one I'm spending most of my remaining energy to fend off? It's the one closest to my head, because I'm certain it's going for my neck.

It lunges one last time and gets past my remaining arm.

This is NOT one of those exeptions.

I'm certain I'd be screaming if I wasn't choking on my own blood.

So there I was, replacing my computer when I stumbled across this thing half finished in my documents.

I...have no excuse. I completely forgot all about this and I promise it will not happen again.

My bad.

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