SasuSaku: Rockn' Out Chap 2 (Battle Of The Mother Funking Bands)
"Sasuke...Your brother Itachi...he died today..." said a normally warm voice, but today is was cold and cracking
"Hmp, serves that jerk right..."sasuke said
"SASUKE UCHIHA!" screamed his mother..."DON"T YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR BROTHER!, IF YOU DIED TODAY INSTEAD OF HIM HE WOULD BE EMOTIONALLY TORN TO SHREDS!"
"Somehow I highly doubt that.."sasuke sneered
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?" his mother yelled
"Its his own fought he street raced while he was drunk..."
"SASUKE!" screamed his mother "SASUKE UCHIHA..."
"SASUKE...SASUKE...DUDE WAKE THE FUCK UP..."
-- Sasuke's eyes snapped open
"Dude, were here" said the voice coming from the drivers side of the car
"..? Where?" sasuke said rubbing his eyes
"Dude, are you a fucking retard?" said a boy with spickey blonde hair and a nose ring
"Fuck you naruto" Sasuke said, looking out the window of the car
-- Sasuke and his band "Maggots n' Snakes" who consisted of Sasuke (lead vocals, lead guitar), Sasukes best friend Neji (Lead Guitar, backup vocals), Naruto (Drums, Backup vocals) & gaara (Bass Guitar), the band has drove across the country to perform at one the biggest performances for un-labled bands, "The Disturbed Rockfest"
"So were in Tampa Florida?" asked gaara from the back seat
"yea" Answered neji who was sitting directly beside him
-- Naruto pulled the Ford mustang, up to the front gates
"Band name?" asked the guy working at the controls
"Maggots n' Snakes" naruto said into the microphone
"Drive through" said the lasy worker
-- The gate opened and naruto drove through
"Our parking spots are B25 through B30, dumbass" said sasuke
"I know that asshole" Naruto fired back
-- Naruto pulled into spot B25
-- A Black RV pull side ways into the remaining four spots (This is for sasuke's band to sleep in and store their instruments in over night)
-- A boy with short black spickey hair got out of the RV
"Good driving shino, you almost scratched my Mustang" said sasuke jokingly
"Im kinda surprised you let naruto drive it" shino said back
"Eh, I have dumbass insurance" sasuke said punching shino in the arm
-- Shino is sasuke's cousin, and the band manager
"Dude there is some fuckin' hot-ass chicks here" said naruto as his nose began to bleed
"Calm-down whore seeker" muttered neji
"Neji's right, we need to practice before the show tonight" said sasuke
-- The show consisted of three rounds, night one elimination starts with 20 bands performing, 10 of those bands will be eliminated depending on how the crowd likes or dislikes them nigh two elimination eliminates 5 more band based on the the crowd like or dislike and night three elimination will leave one band left (the winner) this elimination is based off of the crowds like or dislike and the judges like or dislike (the judges will be famous rock stars ex: ozzy osbourne)
"I would fuck the hell outta her" naruto said daydreaming
-- Sasuke rolls his eyes and steps inside the RV
"Yo, sasuke, you wanna head down to the bar?" asked naruto with a nosebleed
"Yea ill go with you" sasuke answered, "YO NEJI!"
"What sasuke?"
"Im heading down to the bar with naruto" sasuke said giving a wave to neji over his shoulder
"Awww, is it your mandate sasuke?" neji teased
"Fuck off man"
-- 15 minutes later
-- Naruto pulled the door to the bar open and walked inside the noisy area
"Well HELLO LADIES" naruto said with a sly smile
-- Sasuke walked to the bar and sat in a chair
"Ill take a scotch " sasuke said
"Arent you a little younge?" asked the 20 - year old bar tender
"Arent you to fucking hot to be working in a bar?" sasuke said with a sly smerk
"hey your in that band ""Maggots n' Snakes"" right? she asked handing him the drink your name is jacoby right?
((We all know sasuke's real name is well...sasuke, but his stage name is jacoby, witch his the name of his hero jacoby shaddix the lead vocalist for sasukes favorite band "Papa Roach"
"Yea"
"This is what your 4th time coming here?"
"yea, we actually won the last 3 in a row" sasuke said proudly "And how exactly did you know that?"
"Because last year when you were here, you fucked me remember?"
"Krystine!" sasuke exclaimed
"Yea thats me"
"oh my god, you never called me"
"I know I had a boyfriend and he was way to over protective"
"Ah that sucks" sasuke said looking at his drink
"You single?" she asked
"Why yes I..." sasuke smerked "Hey you wanna go for a ride with me later?"
"Can't sorry my shift dont end untill 2:30 AM" she said sulkingly
"AH, well I must be going the loser with blonde spiked hair over there is my drummer"
"Ah ok, hey stop back later, we can talk"
"ok cool" sasuke said taking a last sip of his drink then getting naruto out of there
-- Sasuke was pulling Naruto away by the arm when...BAM
-- Sasuke ran into a girl with brunet hair and three ear piercings
"Yo, I am so sorry" sasuke said helping her back up
"Oh its ok" the girl said
-- Sasuke coulden't help but look into her eyes
"You have beautiful eyes" said the girl
-- Sasukes mouth droped, he was about to say the same thing
"Hi my names Tifa" said the girl
"Tifa?"
"Well my names is Tiffiny but my friends call me Tifa"
"Nice to meet you, my name is Jacoby"
"That name sounds so familer..., where would i know you from?"
"Did I fuck you last year?"
"No this is my first year coming here" the girl said "But we can make up for last year" she said biting her lip
"Oh I'd like that" said sasuke wrapping his arms around her waist
"SASU...I mean,...JACOBY, WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! NOW!!!" screamed naruto
"Why?"
"I was grabbing some girls ass when her big ass bicker boyfriends came around the corner and he wants me dead!" naruto explained franticly
"Shit, well i gotta go Tifa...uh, can i have your number?'
-- she pulled out a blue sharpie and wrote her cell phone number on his hand
"Bye baby" she said blowing him a kiss
-- Naruto and sasuke dashed out of the door and to their RV
"DAMN YOU NARUTO!" Sasuke exclaimed
"WHAT?"
"I WAS ABOUT TO GET SOME PUSSY WHEN YOU HAD TO GO FUCK AROUND WITH SOME DUDES GIRL!"
"I WAS GOING TO GET PUSS TOO SASUKE BUT THEN HE SHOWED UP"
-- Sasuke then smacked Naruto on the back of the head
-- There was a distant sound of a motorcycle starting up
"Oh SHIT here he comes" yelled naruto franticly
"Quick behind this car" said sasuke
-- they dived behind the car he the crazed boyfriends drove speeding buy
"Quick lets get to the RV the show starts in a hour" muttered sasuke
Next chaper spoiler: Chap 3 (Battle Of The Bands Ep2: The Show): sasukes band performs and sasuke runs into tifa "" you know what they say all work and no play makes sasuke a dull asshole