WHAT?! - It's the Battle of the Season!!
"Gin", "Hijikata" VS "Gin-san!" "Toshiro-san!"
Chapter 2-Battle it out! Sweat it out!
Yoo! its me again.. hopefully you enjoyed the first chapter.. yay action in this one! and something else too..
Gin-tama no mine..but enjoy this chapter!!
"..it's SHOWTIME!!"
Kage grinned, and unshealthed a...gun..!?!?He shot onto the roof a couple of times, resulting in chaos and well.. chaos. Men and women and aliens alike, screaming and running around, trying to find an exit and escape this madhouse. Shinpachi crawled around, looking for the orange haired nuisance that was causing all of this. "Gin-san!! We've got to evacuate!! The client is already escaped!!" But that, of course could not go between the rivalry of Hijikata and Gin, both in the midst of their heated conversation about things that should not be argued over at a time like this. For example how mayonaise is bad for one's lovelife. Kagura wasn't doing too well either. Her alien strength against kage's alien speed.. it was quite a match.
"..What are you... a youkai?!" Kage sweatdropped as half of the casino was reduced to ashes by the girl that rode the dog. But of course.. if there's still ground to stand on.. he was safe. Even if there wasn't any.. he didn't intend to use force. He would simply not let there be a chance to. hmmm.. wonder how hijikata's doing?
"I'm telling you, shinsengumi don't cry during "My Neighbour Pedoro"!!"
"...So what, you permanent perm!!"
"WHAT?! That's it! Do you even know how painful it is to have a permanent perm?!"
They weren't even fighting...Kage suddenly snapped back to his battle as an umbrella nearly shattered his skull.. but instead shattered the floor. "HIYAAA!!!" Krud, looked like he'll have to use the gun he stole from shinsengumi that he wasn't allowed to have yet.Jumping onto a slot machine, he withdrew the gun once again and pinpointed at the girl. To his surprise, the purple umbrella opened again and-what?! it was bullet-proof?!And there's a built in gun?! Kage jumped away just in time.. only to be followed again by the countless bullets that the girl was firing at him. "GYAA!! Good thing im skinner when im hungry.." Meanwhile..
"huh? oh look. Your son's actually dodging kagura's alien attacks.." Gin pointed at the scene of which kage was jumping from obstacle to obstacle, which were reduced to ashes by kagura's bullets.
"..What? i don't have a son..oh you mean kage? Really? That's pretty neat." At that comment, both men sat down with their legs folded, and watched the scene. Shinpachi glared at the two, finally breaking the silence. "..THIS ISN'T A SOAP OPERA!! WE'RE SINKING!!"
"EHHHHH?!?! Kagura!! Kage!! STOP FIGHTING!! WE'RE FALLINGGGG!!!" Strangly, both Gin, Hijikata, and Shinpachi were afraid of heights. But.. luckily, there were no people on board. Well... not exactly. Hijikata, Gin, and shinpachi landed painfully, but thanks to sadaharu, both kage and kagura were unharmed.
"Hijikata.. the orange man is getting away. what should i do?" Kage asked his unconscious commander, pointing to the orange haired man running away with arms full of cases that he snubbed at the casino. Suddenly, a police alarm begin to sound off in the distance. Not good... "Hey, curly, im borrowing your bike for a while!" Not like the unconscious gin could hear his comment, so kage took that as an "ok"; dumping his beloved commander onto the back, and racing after the criminal. Of course.. it is at that moment that his gun runs out of bullets. But.. no matter. Gin's motorcycle still had the rope from episode one that ayame used to tie shinpachi to the tree. Or was that episode 2..? Snap! The rope wound around the body of the criminal, and pulled him from the motorcyle, dragging across the streets which aroused a very confused hijikata.
"What..why the heck are you driving that perm's stupid motorcycle?..O-oy..oy!! kage!!" It was a good thing that he chose to wake up at that moment, becuase kage had fallen at the wheel, and they were currently running into a truck. Saving their necks at the last moment, hijikata first drops off the orange haired guy (whos name is not defined) and drove kage and himself home. By the time hijikata carried kage into the rented apartment at the back of a comic shop (yes thats how gin and him first met--jump. No actually they met on a roof. That was just my making up.) it was almost two in the morning. "..Good thing you're light.. or else i would have left you at the bike." Hijikata grumbled, setting kage on the couch.
Feeling his stomach growl, the commander decided to make some bowl-ramen.. and just becuase he's a nice guy, made an extra cup for kage as well. Seeing that he still had yet to wake up, hijikata waved the bowl under his nose. That did the trick. The black haired shinsengumi jumped up with a start, and devoured the cup in just a few seconds. Hijikata poked at his own a bit unwantingly. (the noodle had a tear sadly running down it)
"..Hmnn...what happened to the orange haired guy?"
"You fell asleep while driving, idiot! we almost got killed!!"
"Well.. that's too bad.. i was so tired..." After a few minutes silence, hijikata sighed, and offered his half cup of noodles left to kage. Looking away, hijikata poured it into his cup, refusing to meet the other shinsengumi's eyes, not used to doing these kinds of things. "Don't think im worried about you or anything...it's just that-"
"Mmmnn.. don't worry.. i understhan'.." kage didn't hesitate or thank hijikata for the noodles, but just consumed them, and curved his eyes in a crescent with a mouthful. The higher classed shinsengumi twirked an eyebrow at the sight. No manners at all...
"..get to sleep. it's late." Hijikata scratched his head, falling onto the bed with a sigh.
"Im borrowing this." kage shrugged, inviting himself to pull some random clothing out of the closet that he was currently occupying. The costume that he pulled out was exactly like the one that was on hijikata at the moment; an identical replica. " It did take you about two weeks before you figured out that i was living in there.. this thing has dust on it."
"HEY!! DON'T JUST TAKE MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING PERMISSION!!" Hijikata's cheeks glowed, as he reached out in an attempt to snatch back his personal items. But kage was already in the bathroom, and he fell face on the floor. The water began to run in the shower. Glowering, hijikata sneaked into the bathroom, no perverted-ness intended, just trying to get his items back. This guy... he just invites himself to do whatever, huh...
Glaring around, hijikata's eyes caught onto a black bundle, with gold trimmings on the bottom. Ah... Pulling kage's cloak off the top, his fingers brushed against the next item in the layer- both the commander's eyes and mouth widened, without any sound comming out. Running out of the room, he slammed the door shut, and slid down it's surface, a shaking hand covering his lips. Kage was oblivious to anything that was currently happening outside of the shower stall, and sighed, closing his eyes as the water beat against his face. Hijikata whimpered as his shoulders started shivering.
W-WHAT...?!
WHAT HAPPENED?!! pretty obvious... but i still love cliffhangers don't you ? .. thanks for reading!