Once upon a time there lived a little girl called Rin who lived with her guardian, Sesshoumaru and a two-headed dragon-like creature that served as a mount for the aforementioned demon.
The moment this story starts, or rather the second chapter of this story, Rin and her guardian, Sesshoumaru and Ah and Un (the names of the two heads of the dragon-like creature) were experiencing a problem. Rin was hungry. Now, the last time this problem arose, Rin exchanged Jaken the icky dogsbody for a pretty little hamper full of mince pies and strawberry jam. It was a real bargain because not only were the pies and strawberry jam absolutely scrumptious, the hamper also came in a pretty pink ribbon tied in a beautiful bow which is much more than what Jaken came in but that is not the point. The point is, pies and strawberry jam do not last very long and so Rin was hungry again.
Sesshoumaru, for all his intelligence, could not figure out why there was a problem. After all, he thought up the perfect solution only yesterday.
"Just do what you did yesterday, Rin," said Sesshoumaru boredly. "Sell Jaken."
"But Sesshoumaru sama, I sold him yesterday."
"Sell him again today." Said Sessoumaru flatly.
"But Sessoumaru-sama, that means that we have to buy Jaken-sama back or we won't have anything to sell."
It was then that it dawned on Sesshoumaru.
"Damn!" and with that he set off in the direction he saw Rin lead Jaken yesterday.
"Wait for me, Sesshoumaru sama!" Rin grabbed the reins of Ah and Un and hurried off after her guardian.
Now not very far from the place where Sesshoumaru and Rin were standing was a run-down little hut. Inside this little hut slept Sesshoumaru's younger half brother, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha opened his eyes and groaned. For some reason, his body ached all over. Being the not-half-as-smart-as-Sesshoumaru half-breed that he is, it took quite a while for him to remember why his body ached so. Kagome's rapid fire sits from the 20th Century.
"Feh" he said to himself. 'Stupid bitch,' he thought. 'How dare she 'sit' me when I went through all the trouble to sell Shippou for some weird beans so she could have some money to buy me some more ramen? That's so evil!'
Seeing that it was still dark outside, Inuyasha closed his eyes to get some more rest. But he was unable to get to sleep due to a nagging feeling.
"Wah, she's gonna sit you so bad!!" Shippou's annoying voice sounded through Inuyasha's memory. "Feh, I'll live," was his reply. Inuyasha rolled over and winced. Man, Kagome's 'sits' can really, really hurt. Inuyasha is beginning to doubt that he really would live through another 'Sit' ordeal. Fear suddenly gripped him. If Kagome comes back and finds the brat gone, there is no telling what she can do. Imagination ran like wildfire in Inuyasha's mind. He knew for a fact that there are special devices in Kagome's world that could capture a person's voice and repeat the captured words or phrases without tire. Should Kagome let one of these devices capture her voice while she is saying 'sit' then she'll be able to manipulate it to say that damned word again and again and again for all eternity.
Inuyasha mustered all his energy and got up. He had to find Cirque de Sengoku and bring Shippou back before Kagome returns. It's the only way he could remain alive.
Grabbing Tetsusaiga, Inuyasha stepped outside the hut and immediately jumped back.
"Holy shit!" he cried. Standing right in front of him minding its own business was the biggest, tallest, most humongous beanstalk. 'Where the hell did that come from? It wasn't there last night!' thought Inuyasha. He gave it a good swift kick just to verify that it was real. It was not the smartest idea Inuyasha have had.
"Ouch! Ow..ow!!" The pain that shot through his foot and up his leg confirmed that the beanstalk was very much real. Inuyasha looked up the beanstalk that seemingly reached the heavens. Curiosity gripped him like a vice-like gripping thing. Forgetting his pain and Shippou, Inuyasha began to climb up the beanstalk.