Author Notes: Please enjoy this gratuitous dub-con orgy. I can't believe I just wrote that. XP

Seto found Joey utterly drunk on the dancefloor, just as Mai had predicted. Seto seized a bottle of champagne from the bar, then set about wrangling the loud-mouthed blond. He hooked his arm around Joey's waist as the blond gyrated wildly to the music with Duke Devlin pressed against him. Seto started to drag Joey off the dancefloor, and only after several moments did Joey start to realize what was happening.

"Hey, whaddya think ya doin', Koiba?" Joey slurred as he was dragged out into a quiet, emptier hallway.

"My name is not Koiba," the brunette growled as he dragged Joey at a brisk pace.

"Where are we goin'?"

"To your girlfriend," Seto answered brusquely, still gripping the bottle of champagne by the neck in his left hand.

"Really? Or are you just looking for an excuse to get me alone?" Joey teased, then laughed at himself.

"You wish," Seto scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "I thought I told the bartender specifically not to serve you any drinks because you're underage. How did you get so drunk?"

"I got friends, Koiba, unlike you," Joey retorted as he stumbled along.

"My name is not Koiba," Seto repeated as he tossed Joey a glare, then came to an abrupt stop in front of the correct room. "Get in." He gave Wheeler a shove, letting him stumbled into the dim room before entering behind him and firmly locking the door.

"Wha—?"

"Come here, Joey." That was Mai, beckoning the boyfriend she'd dumped just last week back into bed with her. The blond seemed dazed, like he had no idea what was going on, but he was willing to go along with just about anything, he was so drunk. As he made out with Mai—who was kneeling on the bed—Seto came up behind him and started to stroke him through his pants.

Was Joey really so delirious as to groan in response to his enemy's touches and not realize that it was Seto Kaiba himself who was arousing him? Or was he secretly turned on by Seto all this time?

Mai had finished unbuttoning Joey's shirt and was pushing it off of Joey's shoulders, so Seto finished stripping it off the narrower body and dropped it to the floor. He let his fingers knead into Joey's lower body, eliciting a gratifying groan.

As Joey's spine arched and he grunted, Mai started kissing his neck, nipping and licking his vulnerable skin as she undid his belt and pants. Kaiba pushed the blond's pants down before taking care of his own. Mai lifted her head for a moment to catch the brunette's eye, the both of them smirking with satisfaction.

As things progressed, it became abundantly clear that Joey was aware of his rival's presence behind him, and that he didn't care. He sure did seem to be enjoying himself, after all. Joey mounted Mai and Seto mounted Joey, the two sexual predators making love to their drunken puppy until they'd all exhausted themselves.

The next morning, Joey woke up with a hangover that made him feel absolutely wretched. He was reluctant to open his eyes, but when he did, it was to quite a surprise: Kaiba and Mai, their faces side by side as they watched him closely.

"What the fuck!?" he exclaimed, confused and shocked. Mai rolled her eyes as Seto smirked and sat up on the bed, looking clean and fresh.

"You owe me twenty bucks, Valentine," Kaiba said smugly as he stood and walked towards the door.

"Like you're not already rich enough," she tossed back cheekily, but she didn't look genuinely angry at him.

"You can pay me next time we meet. I have to get to a meeting." Those were Seto's last words before he left, not even saying goodbye.

"What happened last night?" Joey asked Mai, unable to recall anything after dancing with Duke.

"How about we get cleaned up and I'll tell you when we get home." Mai smiled at Joey sweetly before giving him a peck on the cheek.

"Does this mean we're back together?"

"Yes, Joey, we're back together."