Alright chapter one updated! Hope you enjoy! :D More characters and people will be introduced as the story goes on c: Also, several guild mates are making stories of their own and submitting their wonderful pieces, so please enjoy their's too! Thank you Teresa for editing again! :D For people who reviewed, Thanks too! :3
-Chappie 1-
"ROSE!" I shouted," LET'S SPAM FALLEN'S MAIL BOX AGAIN." Today was a normal day in La Academy…fine, not really. To tell you the truth, this day was a first of a brand new semester. So, I thought I should cooperate with my dear friend and fellow vice, Margaret Rose, to spam another friend, Orzelchopin, by sending weird messages to his mailbox.
Rose agreed by nodding fast, and ran to the Postman nearest to her. Loose, curly, purple hair swung from her head. Her round, grey-blue eyes went with the academy uniform she was wearing, also matching her coliseum rod along the way.
I watched Rose, waiting for my turn to use the messaging system of La Academy, as the proud female guild leader of Our Tale giggled at the plan.
"Poor Wife, "Mina mentioned as she laughed a little. "Wife" was the nickname that she used to refer to Orzelchopin, or Fallenhacky. The leader had pink, shera waved hair and charming eyes. Like everyone in the area, she was wearing school uniform.
Fallen was near us watching us with an irritated expression, with no comment. From looking, he was definitely annoyed with our actions. This guy had the same hair as Mina, with a mustache on his face. Sometime later on, I had to steal his mustache. It was needed to hide my devilish smiles.
"Hia, Fallen!," I answered, "Don't worry man. We are just breathing here."
"Yes, yes we are, "my spammer friend agreed with a nod. Sweet! It was my turn to use spam now.
After walking towards the Postman, I told the red-skinned sender," POSTMAN! PREPARE 100 MAILS WITH 1 ELY EACH, TOPIC AS 1, MESSAGE AS 1, AND RECIEVER AS FALLENHACKY!"
In the corners of my eyes, I saw my dear friends doing their own reactions. Of course, Orz was still irritated, just more of the reaction showing in a visible way.
"Think positive my dear male Mae friend. We send you one ely per mail!" Rose admitted," You'll be rich in no time!"
"Lies," he said.
"Truths," I declared with a sour face.
"Welp, I am going to my homeroom now guys. For some reason I got chosen to be in the Mermaid Room as the homeroom," Kaila told us," You all got your new schedules in the mail right?"
"Mhm!" I shouted with a grin as Fallen nodded in response.
"Yep~ Good luck Kuki! We should get going now too," the spammer who was holding a rod pointed out.
"You too!" I heard her reply as she ran. With different faces, everyone walked to their assigned classes after they voiced their good-byes.
"Now let's see…what my schedules…are" I questioned myself as I opened my schedule paper. Thank the Archer that Mina reminded me of this; I totally forgot to look at it!
My classes were combined with my hated ones and my favorite ones. The homeroom was in Hallway Elias, portal room. According to the paper I got from Postman, the mandatory order of my classes was napping, magical studies, legend reading, fashion, and music. Oh no. Out of over 10 varieties of tutoring available, why did it have to be fashion (so far my worst subject)? Eh, at least the first one seemed easy. After seeing the summarizing the mail, I started out to my assigned homeroom, the portal room.
"Please, tell me that I have better people around me this time!" I thought to myself as I entered the room. Last year's random choice of list-plans almost murdered me by boredom. There was only one interesting class that time, which was martial art.
"Orzelchopin and Margaret Rose, please run a lap around the whole academy, "I heard a teacher's commanding voice through an ajar door, "This is a library. Keep quiet and don't argue next time."
"Yes mam, "the two guild mates responded. Damn, those two seemed to end up together in the same class no matter how hard they avoided it. I continued on to the next door, which was the portal room in the Elias Hallway.
"Elemental Master Starmagi?" a rough voice asked as I came in.
Looking towards the source of the sound, I spoke ,"Yea?"
"WILL YOU BE TARDY NEXT TIME TOO?!" a Minotaurus yelled. Hail the Archer! I got an awesome cow monster as a tutor in my agenda.
"I won't be sure if I will, sir. I don't have wind walk to use, " I answered as my red-and-blue eyes looked down and my shoulders shrugged.
"Well you have a guild orb to use. No excuses. Another tardy will result in Axe wielding classes, girl."
You know what, scratch out the "awesome" part description I mentioned earlier. This cow just called me a name I wasn't at all used to. Put the word annoying in there instead. Next time, I am going to come in through the window like a ninja!
"Yea yea I got it dude," my mouth answered as my eyes rolled. After that, my legs carried me to my empty seat. As I sat down, I eyed the clock, wishing this time of the day was over already.
Just seven hours and thirty minutes more until I can meet up with the guild. It was 9:30 AM right now in potato time. Our Tale was the top 28th club out of all the academies in Jiendia. Mina leads the union, with her fellow vice members, Rose, Orzel, big brother Spirit Nova, Jello Shots onee-chan, Koyu, Umby, and me. I can meet awesome friends like my sister Hanna, Vetyver (a.k.a. Banana King), and lots of other people!
Unfortunately, big brother left the school as a full-fledged adventurer with onee-chan and Umby so we don't see them much anymore. They're still in the guild though, unless they find a real one out there somewhere. I do miss them though.
My pet brownie, Yai, sweeps the floor with Odd King's brownie in the club room. Everything is peaceful in there, in special occasions, crop is growing in there, and when we harvest almost everyone in the guild is there! Anyways, being in an association is needed to survive and graduate here, for sociality skills are a huge gift to help you around here. People with bad sociality always drop out or quit sometime, so most experienced people here are nice.
So, let me explain what jobs of different branches do. Order unions help with school's performances. Every member has permission to grab items from the janitor's room. Cool huh? When people in order guilds are not doing community service, they chillax and discuss a problem that needs to be solved, think of a way to shoo their enemies off, or go to the religious buildings and breathe in there if they have time.
Chaos types like to cause mischief and mayhem around the whole school. They prank and troll the staff of the school, or teamwork to go looking for the hidden treasure that's rumored to be in this school. No, they don't murderer people. They just like to fool around too much, or want to venture this wide ground badly so much.
Finally, neutral-type leagues help with planning stuff, from normal grass to energy trees. They also pull out weed off the gardens. Like it or not, they expect payment for this. Fifty-five percent of the time though, the members relax in their league room talking about random stuff, or helping each other out on something, or do their own stuff. To me, the area for this guild is exactly like a huge green house, but with less larger plants and not-very-dangerous seedlings.
Just to let you know, weather is always nice or bad, depending on the location you are at. For example, Belos Hall is always sunny, but Bakery Street is not. 80% of the academy is filled with monsters and instances; don't you ever think this place is safe.
"Brrriring!" the bell sounded.
"WOOOOOOO!" I cheered as I dashed out of the room. Now to my first period. Napping class, here I come!
"Huh, "I thought to myself, "What kind of napping class is in the weight room? I got a bad feeling about this…"
The door opening automatically as I stepped on the carpet in front of it. After it did, I saw Lazy (Vetyver) doing a very unique stance in front of the person who seemed to be an instructor, judging from the clothes she was wearing. Wait a sec…why is he in this class?!
The lady noticed me on the door and announced, "Oh! Welcome to the napping class! I am your tutor, Mrs. Stealer, and I shall teach you the basics of napping for a semester. As payment for entering the class, I took 100,000 ely from you~ Thank you for the money!"
I quickly took out my star wallet. She really did take that much. I sighed. This person was a ninja. An ely stealing one too.
"What do u exactly mean by napping, Ms. Stealer?" I interrogated while putting away my belongings before she stole from me again.
"What? You never heard of kidnapping? Or wiznapping? Not even elynapping?"
Oh. It was a different kind of napping. I mentally face palmed myself.
"This is going to be a long day…" I mumbled.
The end of chappie one~ sorry it was so short! TT_TT I try shall make longer ones :x thank you everyone for reading! Chapter two coming soon! :D