This is actually an author's note. I noticed the last time I watched that episode that right after he says the bit about Rose and her homework, he says he could go to all of Jack's stag parties in one night (why he would want to do that or think it was a good idea, I don't know). I would write it as a sort of continuation of this, but I have absolutely no idea how to go about doing that, so if somebody else wanted to tackle that rather terrifying idea, go ahead and be my guest. :)