Me: *prances and screeches to anyone who hears for no apparent reason*
Ron: What the BLOODY HELL are you doing, Dania?
Me: I have just Imperioused JK Rowling into passing the ownership of Harry Potter onto me! Which means I own you!
Ron: OH HELL NO.
Me: Okay, okay, I'm kidding. *turns to audience* Guys, this little skit was made so that, if you were running your little fantasies and thinking that I DO, in fact, own this, you are SLAPPED OUT OF THAT NOTION and you realize that you were WRONG.
Fictionkitten: well, that's why it's a crossover, right? XD
Demigod135: Yes, but I changed the story so he doesn't drop out. Thanks for the encouragement!
PJATOFAN: LOL thanks, I don't get that kind of encouragement most of the time (my parents don't like me writing fanfic, but whatever, right? XD) so this is awesome. And I LOVE HETALIA, TOO! OMG YESS! I WILL COME AND SING MARU KAITE CHIKYUU WITH YOU!
"We're what!?" The wizards shouted.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS!?" Ron screamed after everyone else. Frank raised his eyebrows.
"Well…. We don't know, either! So don't scream at us!" Thalia replied, aghast.
"Oh my gods…." Annabeth said.
"What? OHHHHH, I think Wise Girl's figured something out!" Percy looked at his girlfriend, who looked both pleased and exasperated at the reappearance of her old nickname.
"Well…. Chiron and Dumbledore told us to tell only you guys-" She started
"-so they must've already knew! And that's why they-oooooohhhhh…." Reyna finished for Annabeth.
"Well, then! Let's get this over with!" Neville said, looking around at everyone, who was still glowing."
"I agree to that statement," Harry replied. "Can we please just know our godly parent and get this over with?"
Hermione was the first one to be claimed. She turned out (obviously) to be a child of Athena.
"That explains a lot." Ginny said, smirking.
The twins were next. They turned out to be sons of Hermes.
"He was really mischievous, you know! He stole Apollo's cows when he was just a baby!" Hermione said.
"See what we mean? Child of Athena, right here, folks!" Fred and George said in unison.
Harry was next. Son of Zeus.
"At least I don't have to change the shape of my scar now!" He said jokingly, while giving Thalia and Jason a high-five.
Ron was next, also a son of Hermes.
"Well… At least were not step-brothers! Hehe," he told Fred and George.
Ginny was next. She was a child of Bellona.
"WHAT?" Everyone said.
"She is wickedly smart and athletic," Harry supplemented. They all turned to him. "WHAT?" He said. "She is!" Reyna smiled one of her rare, warm smiles at Ginny. Jason raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"She hardly smiles," He said. "You would think she's depressed or something!" Everyone laughed as Reyna punched Jason playfully in the shoulder. Though Reyna had loved Jason and he was now with Piper, she had learned to act diplomatically. One girlfriend couldn't destroy their lifetime of friendship.
"Oy, look at Neville!" They said, and they turned to him. He was a son of-
"Demeter?" Percy looked at him in disbelief. "That's unusual!"
"I read in a book once that she has to do with nature…. Guess that explains Herbology, doesn't it?" Neville replied, looking quite satisfied for himself.
Last, but not least (okay, maybe least, he is a bit of a prat), was Percy (Weasley edition). He was a child of Apollo.
"Excuse me?" Percy asked, quite pompously.
"Well… you strike me as someone who is a bit of a frivolous kind of guy…. NO OFFENSE, I mean…" Leo responded. He smirked, and everyone knew he wanted Percy to take offense. Thankfully, though, he did not, as he was still trying to get over the fact that he was a son of Apollo.
"So!" Percy said, clapping his hands together. "We gotta catch you up, don't we? All about the Titan war… Kronos... our stories and such. And Gaea, oh, we could talk about Gaea."
"And the camps, too," Jason added. "Camp Jupiter and Camp Half-Blood…"
"And we need to tell you about our lives," Harry added.
"Voldemort and the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore… the Malfoys…. Urg." Harry replied. And so, they went to work.
The stories were told.
Hope you love my second chapter! Obviously, it's a bit of a filler, because we do need to know the wizard's godly parents before the rest of the story. Actually, it becomes quite important later. But that's enough on my part.
Love,
Dania