Day 2

"Morrning Maggots!" The solider exclaimed, obviously much more calm now than the previous day. "Remember that women i mentioned yesterday about the inspection? Well shes here, and shes ready to give you all your own personal little interviews!"

"Personal you say?" the spy asked whilst tightening his tie around his neck. "So when we are with this women, we will be alone? yes?"

"Cut it out laddie! This ladys here to check our skill, not our mouths, so keep a leash on it for once!" the demoman shouted from behind.

"Do not worry my one eyed friend. She will deffinately get a look at my *ahem*... skills." The spy turned to the demoman and gave him a wink.

The demoman facepalmed "Ahhh, fer the love of saint andrews. If i wern't so drunk, i'd make sure you wouldnt even come within a metre of this women!"

The soldier interupted the demo and spys conversation "Well dont worry boys! These interviews wont be singularly, she's decided to take on two of you at a time in these interviews to make the inspection quicker so we can get back to our duties."

"Shes going to take on two of us at a time you say?" the spy said with a dirty grin on his face as his mind was in the gutter.

"Yes! Thats right spy, two men will go in and two will come out, whilst in there she will put you to work make you boys sweat, put you to the test see if you can satisfy her needs that she requires from each of you until you beg and plead her to stop, but she wont stop there, hell no, you will go on until her voice is horse from screaming out your names and you collapse in exhaustion from the sheer brutalness you will be put through..."

"Vat ze hell are you going on about zoldier?" the medic asked.

"What? Im just explaining that the trials and tests you men will be put through will be very hard."

"I think im a little hard." the spy noted.

"You will need to be hard, hard as nails to be able to survive these trials!" the soldier said without realizing the spys meaning to what he said. "So now, without any further interuptions, the first pair to be called in to see this women are..." the solider took a pause as he looked at the checklist he had. "Engineer and Demoman!"

The Engineer looked to the soldier "Wait a sec partner... i dont understand... so are we having sex with this women or not?"