'ALRIGHT HERE WE GO AGAIN AND WITH ME HERE IS TSUNADE AND SHIZUNE ' PUPPET4MASTER1
'GO AWAY CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO WIN HERE' TSUNADE
'HUH HOW THE HELL DID ALL THESE PEOPLE GET IN MY HOUSE' PUPPET4MASTER1
'PUPPET4MASTER1 THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT REMEMBER YOU GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND TOLD TSUNADE SHE COULD HAVE A POKER CONTEST HERE' SHIZUNE
'WHERE SHE GET THE SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS BROKE THAT WHY SHE WAS CRASHING HERE' PUPPET4MASTER1
YOU GAVE IT TO HER LAST NIGHT' SHIZUNE
'THUMP'PUPPET4MASRTER1
PUPPET4MASTER1 IS CURRENTLY HAVING PSYCHOTIC BREAK SO I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT HE OWN NOTHING AND AS OF NOW HAS THREE DOLLARS TO HIS NAME SO THIS IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT' TSUNADE
It had been two years since Naruto had discovered his blood line limit. He had mastered the three aspects, to the point that he sense the entirety of konoha .Thus making it impossible for him to be followed. He had gotten so good with body limit. That the only way to kill him now was to remove his head from his shoulder. Hell cutting off a limb would only slow him down for few second, because he would just use the shedding of the skin. To regrow limbs he cold now create any kind of weapon with his chakra but for some reason he loved to create chains. A close second would have to be the chakra bow. He also discovered he had three element affinity. they were water earth and a godlike affinity toward the wind. he knew close to four hundred jutsu now. His fuuinjutsu had sky rocketed he there was very little he had yet to learn from the scroll Orochimaru had on fuinjustu. he even study the beginning design of Cursed seal he thought it was the most disturbing seal he had ever seen. which is why he was he created a way to remove it. His genjutsu skill ha also taken a trun fo the better and ha created about twenty genjutsu He could outsmart even anbu captain. Using only trap stealth and trap making. This had gotten him the prankster from hell
Naruto Pov
I have sure come a long way from that nine year old boy that used to run from mobs. Now they can't even get close enough to me to form a Naruto as he looked around at his classmates first the doom gloom himself Sasuke Uchiha. i swear if that spike was shove it any further up his ass it would be coming out of his mouth. But non the less he is soewhat skilled. Then there was Shikamaru Nara he so lazy that he could give sloth a run for it's money. but he is the second most dangerous of his class mates to me as because of how smart he is the only time he is searious is when something peeks his interest. Then there Chouji Akmichi loyal and strong but very sensitive about his weight calling him fat will leave you seriously injured otherwise he is of little consequence. Then there was Kiba Inuzuka He is likely to become a hunter-nin as he excellent tracker who works well with his nin-dog and is decent in taijutsu. he is a pervert. Then there was Ino Yamanaka she acts like a fan girl but she takes her training seriously she wears a mask like mine she already knows mine a mask. She is the third most dangerous in the class room. then there Hinata Hyuga she has skill but is to shy to use it properly she also has a tendency to stalk my shadow clone. Then there was Shino Aburame he is the most dangerous in the class. He like me is out cast he does just well enough to stay in the middle of the class. Then finally there was Sakura Haruno his fake crush. That girls nothing but fan girl. That Anko always complains about. As he thought about how he first met Anko.
FLASH-BACK
Anko Mitarashi was smashed she couldn't walk a straight line if she wanted to. She had decided to celebrate. she was finally full fledged jonin after all the hardships she had endured thank to her treacherous teacher,Orochimaru, she finally made it. she was staggering home when she was grabbed and dragged into alley she tired to yell but one of them put a hand over her mouth listen here snake bitch You may fooled the hokage but you haven't fooled us. snarled her attacker she looked and saw that it was three of the civilian council member. Each of the three wore sinister grin as they started to rip at her clothes tearing all you are is snake whore and you service us snarled the particularly fat one of them. One of them pulled his pants down while another forced her mouth open while this was going on she started struggling trying to get away while screaming mentally no no this can't be happening please someone any one help kami don't let this happen to me. Then all of sudden dense mist blew in she heard series of thumps what the hell is going on were did this mist come from then as quickly as th mist had came it was gone leaving three beaten and bloody unconscious would rapist standing behind them was a ten year old boy with three wisker like mark on each check wearing a bluish white cloak instead of his hear I am kill me now orange jumpsuit. Anko, in her drunken and terror muddled brain was trying to figure out were she knew this person from It it's the gaki was as far as she got before she passed out.
Anko, groggily open her eyes. as soon as she did she was immediately alert this isn't my apartment where the hell am I know I left there bar alone. come on think what the hell happened after I left the bar last night thought Anko before she was flooded form the attempted rape that had happened last night. That gaki, Naruto, saved me, but how did he know that jutsu. He is the dead last of the academy. thought Anko before she decided to investigate the apartment. she looked around the room and noticed that it was surprisingly neat. open the bed room door and her nose caught the smell of food being prepared. "Hey lady I see your up what were you doing past out in that alley," shouted Naruto looking at he while trying to keep his appearance as the annoying goofball dead last. Gaki you may be good but your not that good so drop the act. I know your the one who saved me last night I saw you before I passed out. Anko immediately catching on to ,Naruto, act. huh I don't know what your talking about shouted Naruto giving his best confused face never one to give up. "Oh for fuck sake quit shouting can't you see that i am suffer from a massive head ache and drop the act I know what I saw and I might just take it up with the Hokage," shouted Anko completely ignoring the fact her head was pounding.
Naruto attitude completely shifted when she said that and said Fine I saved you just don't tell anyone about it. Anko was stunned by the change in his personalty. It was like looking at two different people. She had expected him to at least try to deny it again. "Why don't you want anyone to know gaki. I thought you wanted to acknowledged," she said trying to get a read on the real Naruto. "Please I could care less about being acknowledged and definitely don't want anyone to know how strong I am," stated Naruto. "Why wouldn't you," ponder Anko aloud. which would you wish killed more lady a strong demon or weak demon, said naruto with a bit resentment in his voice so you know whispered Anko Of course I know lady it not hard to piece together konoha was attacked October 10 by the Kyubi no Kitsune. I was born on October 10 couple that with the fact that you can't kill bijuu along with the fact that the villagers seem to me for no reason calling me names like demon spawn murderer and devil child It not hard to figure out when you also have big ass seal on my stomach," he vented
Listen gaki this lady has name said Anko making her displeasure at being called lady know well lady since I don't know your name. This gaki has a name too," said Naruto throwing her word back in her face That right I didn't tell him my name.she thought "I doubt would you want me I call you snake whore," he said as after thought That was low blow Naruto the names Anko she whispered softly trying to forget what almost happened to her. "Sorry Anko but what you did was low blow as well my secrets are my own and I ask that they stay that way. the Hokage doesn't even know How skilled I am don't get me wrong i know the old man cares for me but he has kept allot from even more than the kyubi no kitsune. He may be like grand father to me but I don't trust him," he said not knowing why he was telling her all of this. "Alright alright you saved me from a fate worse than death. So I'll keep quite about this," she said truthfully
Thank you, Anko, now do you want something to eat said Naruto reminding, Anko, that he had been preparing food before the had started arguing sure gaki said A smirking Anko trying to get a rise out the kid. sadly he didn't rise to the bait They both fixed themselfs a plate and ate in silence.
My name is Anko Mitarashi my like are training, my friend, dango, tea ceremonies,and making prisoners squeal. My dislike are my treacherous sensai, people who steal my dongo, and rapist. my dream the future is to kill Orochimaru."
"Perhaps we should introduce ourselves to each other," said, Naruto, after he finished eating. Yeah we probably should. she replied. alright My name is Naruto Uzumaki My like are the few friends I've got, ramen, training, poison, seal, pranking and creating new jutsu of any kind. My dislike people who can't tell the difference sheath and sword, the sanin Orochimaru, and the three minutes It takes for ramen to cook. My dream for the future is to become a kage level ninja."
Huh why do you hate that bastard Orochimaru. For that matter how do you even know about him, she asked curious and intrigued. I found an old out of his when I was ten it was stored with all his knowledge that he knew before he left. Apparently he either wanted someone to follow in his foot step or to mock konoha. As to why I i hate the bastard he dissected people From my clan not to mention the abomination he calls the cursed seal. I lucky I found A way to remove it the prototype without killing the branded. He may be genius but he doesn't know when to stop. He's just a rabid dog that need to be put down," he said vehemently. Y-Yu-you can remove the cursed seal,' said, Anko. Afraid she had miss heard him. Yeah I believe I can why asked Naruto because that bastard branded me with it and left me to die If you can remove it I'll be your slave. I'll do anything you ask as long as you get it off me. there's no need to go that far Anko I will gladly get rid of that thing just keep my secrets is all I ask, he said seriously Though if you want to be sla," he started to say. Before he was interrupted by Anko giving him bear hug promptly smashed between her breasts not even noticing him turning as she repeatably thanking him. she finally looked down and that he was turning blue and mouthing the word air oops sorry I kinda got carried away there she said before releasing, Naruto. He gasped in a few breaths of air before over dramatically saying, " Air Sweet Beautiful air. Oh how I've missed thee. Come hither and never leave me again." Oh stop being Drama queen it wasn't that bad you probably enjoyed being smashed against these sweet melons she said putting her arms under her well endowed chest to emphasize her point casing Naruto to slight nose bleed "hah I knew you did you pervert," she said. causing Naruto to try and deny it.