Author: Ri-Ryn

Genre: Humor/Family

Word Count: 1,203

Rating: M* (Content suitable for Mature Teens) / +T

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Akira Amano.

Warnings: Implied shounen-ai/yaoi pick-up lines as jokes. Perverted pick-up lines!

Chapter: Passing the Torch

A/N: Nyaha! The second chapter. IMPORTANT: Lambo IS 20 YEARS OLD HERE! So no, Tsuna is not preying upon the under aged. Also, I didn't add Chrome because I used his actual guardian of the mist. These are so much worse than the first ones, so be prepared. Enjoy~

Vongola Primo was ecstatic! Finally, his great-grandson had snapped and was headed out to find his guardians. Oh, he could just feel the excitement of watching Tsunayoshi grant his own revenge and it thrilled him. Ha! He was starting with his storm guardian too!

Tsuna had no idea what happened, he just suddenly felt this monstrous ANGER towards his guardians and his paperwork. When Primo showed up, he almost had a heart attack. At least until his grandfather told him the secret to release his frustrations and share them with the entire family. If he was correct, Gokudera should be in the training rooms.

Gokudera Hayato

Tsuna walked into the training room and watched Gokudera stop his bomb exercises.

"Ah, Juudaime," Gokudera greeted him, "Is something the matter?"

Tsuna shook his head. "No Gokudera-kun, I just want to evaluate your skills right now, please, continue."

"Of course!" Tsuna watched him turn his back towards him and continue. Perfect~

Tsuna walked up behind Gokudera and put his hands on both of the storm guardians' hands from behind his back.

"U-u-hh, Ju-ju-judaime? Is this p-part of the evaluation?" How cute, he stuttered…

"Oh yes, Hayato. This is a new form of self-evaluation by your boss. Shall we begin?" Tsuna started drawing patterns on Gokudera's right hand lightly with one finger. "Hayato, you have one, long fuse and I'll be lighting your dynamite tonight to see if you're well-equipped. We'll be going off," Tsuna lightly brushed Gokudera's lips with his left hands' thumb, "with a BANG. Hopefully, I won't lose my right hand in the explosion."

Effect: Gokudera was immediately rushed to a hospital's intensive care unit after suddenly losing consciousness. From then on, every time he looked into Tsuna's eyes he went comatose. On the bright side, it was such a traumatic experience he's no longer affected by the sight of his sister.

Yamamoto Takeshi

Tsuna leisurely made his way to the pitcher's mound of the Vongolan estates' new baseball field. He picked up two of the spare balls before making his way over to Yamamoto who stood confused and holding a bat.

"Ah, Tsuna, what's up?" Yamamoto greeted him cheerily.

Tsuna grinned and placed on of the balls into his hand. "Takeshi," Tsuna began, slowly manipulating the baseball around the palm of his hand, never taking his eyes off of it.

"Oh, first names? That's new. Yes, Tsunayoshi?"

"Pitch me your finest hard ball. I'll bat it for a homerun and run the bases of your field. Does diving for home plate hurt?" Tsuna looked at Yamamoto before reaching a hand out to grab his chin gently, bring it down to his height. Tsuna gazed passionately into gray eyes, "Or do I need to pay heed to you teams dug out first?"

Effect: It took Yamamoto months to be able to bat correctly again. Every time he tried before that, Tsuna's words would come back to haunt him, and he'd collapse in the dirt as easily as jell-o.

Sasagawa Ryohei

Tsuna glanced down from his balcony to Ryohei who was training. Too easy, for sure.

"Oi, Ryohei-nii!" Tsuna called out, innocently enough.

"Ah! It's EXTREMELY you Sawada!" Ryohei yelled, looking up to the balcony.

Tsuna grinned. "I'll extremely box with you today in the four post ring in my bedroom. It will last ten rounds and be both staminaand knock out challenge. There are two precious clams' pearls as the prize."

Ryohei beamed. "OI, Sawada. Are you extremely scouting me?"

Tsuna let out his Cheshire grin. "Oh yes, for the entire night. Here, you might need this," Tsuna tossed down a lonely square package, sealed in plastic. "I might forget mine, so keep that on hand, you know. Just in case for an emergency situation."

"AHHHHHH, I MUST EXTREMELY GET AWAY FROM THIS!"

Hook, line, and sinker!

Effect: Kyoko Sasagawa tried for days to get her brother out of his old, Namimori room in Japan and on a plane back to Italy. It never worked for two years. Also, he had an epiphany. All the commercials he saw on T.V. suddenly made sense.

Bovino Lambo

Tsuna knocked on Lambo's door and patiently waited for him to let him inside.

"Don Vongola?" His lighting guardian asked, confused.

Tsuna reached up to fiddle with Lambo's now growing braids. "Lambo," he started out suggestively, raising one sexy eyebrow. "I have two jars of candy for us in my office. There's one problem though, we need to unscrew the jars and unwrap them together. It's all hard sweets too. Come by in ten minutes and I can guarantee the sweetest candy in your life."

Effect: Lambo turned tail and summoned Beef Bowl. "Protect me!" He yelled, jumping onto his box weapon. Beef Bowl proceeded to launch itself out of Lambo's bedroom window. He couldn't be found near the house for weeks.

Rokudo Mukuro

Mukuro walked into his room shutting the door, today had been such a tiring mission…Why was Sawada Tsunayoshi on his bed, covered in red silk?

"Ah, Mukuro welcome back." Tsuna said, licking his lips and eyeing his mist guardian. Tsuna snapped his fingers and the door locked.

"Kufu, Tsunayoshi-kun, you should know illusions don't work on me." Mukuro reached to unlock the door… The damn door was still locked.

"This is no illusion, baby boy." Mukuro shivered. That sounded positively acidic coming from Tsuna's mouth.

"Mukuro, since you possess the Six Paths of Hell, I shall introduce you to the Six Paths of Tsuna. First: I am a beast. Second: I'm so real it will hurt no matter how many times. Third: Illusions don't exist in my world, only you. Fourth: I don't need HDWM pills to set the mood. Fifth: My sky flame, maybe, but nothing can douse my roaring flames of passion. Sixth: Did you know Hells' synonymous name is Cielo? (Cielo=Sky in Italian)

Effect: Rokudo Mukuro knew for a fact now that Hell was reality's bitch, and you can never recreate that.

Hibari Kyoya

Tsuna trotted into Hibari's private study, promptly sitting down on Hibari's desk; on top of the paperwork.

"What do you think you're doing?" Hibari snarled.

"Temper, temper Kyoya, gotta' watch that!" Tsuna admonished, flicking his cheek with his tongue.

Kyoya? Did this thing just lick me?

Tsuna continued, slowly shimming his way to straddling Hibari in his chair until he reached his destination. "Kyoya, I decided to take your advice and become a carnivore. I'm now a predatory feline hunting a bird. I'm gonna bring it home and leave on the bed as a present. Maybe bite it to death." Tsuna chuckled darkly reaching behind his back. "Oh, and bring your tonfas. I'll be borrowing them for my aspirations and your funeral. Need to have something to spank you with."

Tsuna pulled out a fuzzy pink pair of hand cuffs before quickly snapping them onto both of Hibari's wrists. Tsuna smiled like the devil towards Hibari and leaned forward, yanking the handcuffs and thus Hibari's hand up over his head. "These are Lusseria's special handcuffs."

Effect: It took a year for the entire 150 acres of land, excluding the mansion, to be refilled with dirt and resemble a yard again instead of a nuclear testing site.