I do not own HTTYD in any way

Small chapter or so I think I am not sure

() = sound effect

""= talk

''= thought

Saria= hiccup

Ashton= Astrid

This is my first gender-swap story so please be gentle with the flames.

Chapter 1: how to shoot a dragon (by accident)

It has been eight years since Berk managed to drive the Scourge of the sea away with Saria's idea of putting nightmare eggs in his ship, eight years since Saria's mom died, and seven years since her father Stoick called her anything but Hiccup. The village now knows of young Saria's existence however not as stoick's daughter but as his mistake. Her father not wanting to be reminded of his wife who she was the spitting image of when Valla was her age sent his daughter to like with Gobber. The now teenage Saria who Gobber calls princess at some times and she calls him uncle Gobber works in the forge as his apprentice. Her crush Ashton comes over every once in a while to show her what he learned though not to her knowledge trying to impress her. Ashton was successful each time now when Saria however tried to impress him with the weapons she makes in the forge she embarrasses herself thanks to her cousin Snotlout the stupid and the twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut. She managed to befriend a boy named Fishlegs mush to Ashton's dislike. Now the MOST embarrassing thing was when Tuffnut and Snotlout put a hook on the back of Saria's shirt and yanked it while she was talking to Ashton and the shirt got ripped off. Ashton in response to this decided to beat the crap out of the jerks. While Saria had been so embarrassed that she didn't come out of her room for two weeks. Now the day she did come out was another day that dragons attacked Berk.

"NIGHT FURRY" A random villager yelled.

'Time to prove myself to Daddy' Saria though as she brought out a new weapon she invented.

"Saria what are you doing out here?" Ashton asked worried as he grabbed her arm.

Saria blushed scarlet red "W-w-well I want to h-h-help Ashton." Saria stuttered in an unknowingly adorable way that mad Ashton's mind go to mush.

'(Gasp) Oh why does she have to be so adorable?" Ashton thought as he blushed thankful that the fire from in the forge hid it well "Um y-you aren't supposed t-to be out h-here." He managed to get out.

"Please Ashton." She said using puppy eyes "please let me try." She pleaded.

"Try what to get torched like your retarded mother" The idiot said "that would be the best gift for this year's Snoggletog for everyone" Snotlout added to his previous comment.

"He is right you know" Ruffnut said

"Yeah stupid" Tuffnut said.

"Leave her alone you guys." Fishlegs said as he and Ashton clenched their fists.

'Get lost fat ass' Ashton thought in jealousy. You see Ashton has been very uncomfortable with Saria hanging out with any boy but him in summary Ashton was and still is the jealous type.

"Don't insult mother Snotlout." Saria said as she clenched her fists

"Oh look it talks back" Tuff said.

"I guess she isn't so stupid" Ruff said.

"Unlike her mother" Snotlout added.

"HEY SHE SAID NOT TO INSULT HER MOM" Ashton yelled.

"ah who cares what she says she can't do anything right anyhow" Snotlout sneered

(BAM) saria in her anger kicked her retarded cousin in a place none too pleasant

"cant…even…bend…over." He said as the stuff he was carrying kept him from being able to bend over. After that everyone left Ashton and Fishlegs left at Saria's request.

"ugh" saria said as she slammed her fist on the invention accidently activating it causing the weapn to launch "huh?" she said in a questioning tone. The weapon flew through the air until (WAM) and then a very faint (THUD) could be heard.

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