Doom Or Not?

by Cows will rule the world

Just a random story thing I wrote when I had enough time. I usually don't, but this time I managed to, so please don't report me. I try my best. Rated T because tea is awesome.

2. to doom or not to doom?

The random chapter of randomness... dooooom?! dude... and 2 2 is 22!!!

A/N: this is the random chapter of random... DOOM... no not really... or really???

"eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! cannibalistic turtle!!!!!!!! or not???"

"to be! that is the big QQ" josi(as always) and Jane were saying randomly... or were they???

loud shriek of terrible random doom

"ow!!!!" yelled Braden... for her ears(cause ears can't talk)

"ow!!!!" yelled Jane... for her shoulder (cause shoulders can't talk)

"Yay!!!!!!" yelled josi... she had just bitten Jane on her shoulder (aaassss always...) randomly(hey I said this chapter was rrrraaaannnnndom...ness)

"She bit my shoulder!!!" Jane accused, then Braden gave josi... THE LOOK... then josi gave Braden... THE LOOK... then Braden screamed and ran away, then Jane coughed... or did she???

Any way... MEAT!!!!!!!!

...ten hours later... or was it...?

"WE ARE ON THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS!!!!!!" Braden "told" josi the... 122,765,789,009,123,576,857,111,111,111,111,911,911,911,911,911,911,195,999,995,and a billion zeroth time.

"Whats that again?" josi said in a confused voice. Then Braden did her big lllllloooooooonnnnnngggggggggg sigh. another shriek of terrible random doom

"josi! Stop biting Jane!" Braden said in her 'josi! Stop biting Jane!' voice.

"I didn't!!!"

"Then what happened!"

"idk... my bf-"

"Don't even!"

"f dementor?"

"WHAT!?!?!" At that moment the train stopped, and every one(except josi with her super random vampire strength) fell.

"Yes Johnny Depp is controlling them and wants to kidnap Julie and cut her head off because he knows what you did last summer and so does the whistling guy!"

"Huh???!" every one "said" at once.

"What?" josi replied.

"Where is Julie Lasselle because I want to cut her head off because I know what you did last summer and so does the whistling guy!" Some one who sounded a lot like Johnny Depp, yelled from hall thing.

"And he has cannibalistic turtles..."

"And I have cannibalistic turtles!!!!" He yelled from the hall way.

"He'll say Peezilla if he has to..."

"I'll say Peezilla if I have to!!!"
"And he has your bubble bath soap stuff..."

"And I have your bubble bath soap stuff!!!"

"No!!!! Not my bubble bath soap stuff!" (take a guess...)

"He knows we are now..."

"I know where you are now!!!"

"And he's coming to cut Julie's head off..."

"And I'm coming to cut your head off!!!" Then the door started to open...

to be continued... or will it...