Rating: ALL AGES! YAYAYAYAYAY!

Hey. So I know that the last one was short. But hey! I've seen some fanfics like 10 words short so... Here's the next story:

"Marry me" Usui asked.

"Yes"

-Fin-

So. There you have it. The fanfic for tod-

YOU BETTER GIVE YOUR FANS A GOOD FANFIC! OR I'LL HAVE TO PLAY THREAT GAME WITH YOU! DO IT NOW! OR ELSE!

*whimper* y-y-ye-e-es m-m-oth-th-e-er *whimper*

(No my mom isn't a demon)

Real thing:

Rating: Yes...teens and up now! Muhahahaha (Read at own risk...I warned you if your not a teen [not that I care you rebels])

YAY! I got a request! I feel loved! I will use it for my next story! Give you tentacle hugs! So anyways...that request will be the next story! Kk...calm down me...It's natural...You asked them to tell you requests. Okay...here's the story:

Oh no. It's the recital. The dance/sing recital. And I'm not worried because it's one of those stupid embarrassing musicals. It because...I'm in the spotlight the whole time since it's my 10th year here. And this year's theme is supposed to be love (some of it very sexy being).

And of course this has to be the year Usui finds out about it. And of course Satsuki (the manager of the whole program) told Usui. So not only does he know my job at Maid Latte, he now knows that I can dance. And yes. He's watching it. At least he doesn't know the theme yet. Like that would make any difference.

Oh god. These dances are so perverted though. I think Satsuki was influenced by that stupid alien. Who will obviously have so perverted thoughts about me. Oh why didn't I bail the moment I knew Usui knew? Oh yeah. Because no one would take my spot under the spotlight.

And it starts in 3...2...1... "Welcome ladies and gentlemen!" Satsuki said joyfully to the crowd. "We are all really exci-" but she was cut off. By us.

"No that's just you manager!" Me, Sakura and Shizuko yelled out. Of course, they wouldn't dance if their life depended on it. Just me. And now it starts. And I...well...I was wearing the very sexy police outfit here.

Red lipstick. Smoky eye. Hand cuffs. Cop hat. Navy blue collar shirt. Navy blue skirt that went only up to 2 inches over my underwear. And to top it all off...uncomfortable 3 inch heels. Very sexy. And very hard to dance in. And I hope Usui didn't come but of course not. The moment I walk up into the stage as the music starts, I see him. Blushing. PFT! Now I understand. It's hilarious to see him blush. Here goes nothing...

"Flex...time to impress...come and climb in my bed...come on do your thing...it's all in my head..." (A/N: Yes. I had to use All in my head (flex) by fifth harmony. Don't own it) I started singing just to get a even more wide eyed Usui. Some body rolls here. Some sexy twists there. Some chest pops here. Some turns there. You know how it goes. And to answer your question, yes...there was a pole. Which -thank god- wasn't for me to dance with.

Thank goodness this dance ended. I feel like I could die right here right now. But there are still some numbers left to be done. ... After some ballet numbers (which were perfect and yes...all the sexyness was stopped, but not the sexy outfits. Cuts, lace, skin. It was all there. God...I had like 13 different costumes to change into) and after some jazz, contemporary, lyrical, and hip hop, here comes the last number...which I am singing, not much dancing.

"Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say. Sometimes I want to slap you in your face. There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down. I know life would suck, without you." (A/N: Yes. True love by P!NK was needed here.) Yes. This song turned out to be about Usui.

God damn you Satsuki. NO! Not really. I take it back. Oh no...Usui has that grin on his face...uh oh.

"At the same time, I want to hug you, I want to wrap my arms around your neck. You're an asshole, but I love you. Yeah you make me so mad, I ask myself why I'm still here or where could I go? You're the only love I've ever known. But I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be true love...true love...it must be true love...nothing else could break my heart like true love..." And it went on.

Finally! It finished. Now I could go run for my life and cry myself to sleep. You know why. Oh! Just great. It's raining. And I'm half-way to my house. Oh no. I an sense him from behind of me...Well. Time to run I guess. And I started. I was kind of bare-foot, I mean I can't really run in high heels...and I couldn't throw them out so I donated them. I was wearing one of my last costumes, a collar shirt, loose tie and jeans.

Then someone grabbed my hand. I turned around to see it wasn't Usui, but some man. "Let go..." I said in a whisper.

"Not unless you let me have y-""You asked for it" And I flipped him. There was some crack sound, so I think I broke his nose. Oh well. I turned around just to see a bunch of men surrounding me. "Hey lady. I saw your show." Some man said.

"Yeah...you're sexy" Another one said.

"Oh fuck shit..." I muttered and ran for my life...and virginity.

Yes...today was totally the day that Usui had to watch the show. He was just exiting the center where our performance, just to have me almost collide into him. "Sorry! Just let me run from-" But I was cut off.

"Come here little lady!" Some dude shouted out.

"Fuck" I muttered hopefully loud enough for Usui to realize they wanted...err...I won't even think about it.

"Shit. Shit. Shit." Those dudes would be smart to run...but no! They were probably to drunk to see Usui there with a demon aura (Yes! Come to the dark side! Pft. Star Wars.) and his bangs covering his eyes. Nice way to abuse your boyfriend Misa! Hey! I know I couldn't beat them.

I mean...I do try to show the best of myself, but my virginity is on the line. Usui told me to be smart and not "over-do" myself so I won't. This is the one and only time that I will listen to that request. Because this body is 100% virgin. And I want it to stay that way. I put one hand on his shoulder and luckily the police were driving by slowly so they heard me scream "Hey! Those rapists are trying to rape me!" and they got locked up. Yay! Happy ending. Not really.

Oh no. I forgot about Usui's err...Misa-chan-is-mine-and-only-mine-and-I-get-very-jealous-phobia. He grabbed my arm and we started walking. In the rain. Totally drenched. Before I knew it, we were in his apartment. He pinned me against the wall, leaving no chance of escape. Then our lips were just millimeters apart. And he stopped. Milliseconds turned to deci-seconds which turned to seconds. I've had enough. I closed the gap between our lips and kissed him.

He didn't respond. So now I'm the one in control. Uh wait. Not anymore. I can feel him grin in our kiss. Honestly, I was planning to make this an innocent love kiss. But no...we had to go extreme. And you can't blame me. If a super hot dude that turned out to be your beautiful started kissing you how would you react?

He started to nibble on my lips...NIBBLE! And how did I react? I kiss him back. What happened to me? The next thing I know is that I'm above him and we're on the couch. Our clothes are soaking wet and we can feel every inch of each others skin. God am I blushing.

His tongue adventured into my mouth -which by the way should have been no-man's-land- and I angled myself to deepen the kiss. That lasted for a couple of minutes, but of course my lungs. I'm no alien. I broke apart from him and we were both panting. I was blushing madly and he chuckled. We stared into each other's eyes but he broke the silence.

"So could you wear that cop outfit? I want to be punished."

"Do I really need my cop outfit for that?" I asked and kissed him before he could reply.

...After some 21+ action went on, we skipped to the next morning...

I woke up and the first thing I saw was his gorgeous sleeping face. And to answer your question, yes we were naked, and yes we are on his couch.

Hmm...maybe his Misa-chan-is-mine-and-only-mine-and-I-get-very-jealous-phobia isn't so bad after all.

-Fin-

So how was it? Review! ~From the crazy demonic unicorn with tentacles: Justabitofademon~