Me: welcome back~
Natsu: so when am i gonna be untied?
Mira: after lucy is done doing stings dare
Levy: what dare kawaii-san?
Me: Sting dared lucy to have sex wit-
Levy: WHAT!
Me: LET ME FINISH MAH SENTENCE WOMEN!
Me: lucy didnt want to do that, obviously, so he double dogged dared her to do something else, just watch.
Levy: okay...
Lucy: *licks Stings biceps*
Gajeel: woah bunnygirl...
Lucy: fine sting do the rest... *blushes*
Me: this is geting interesting, Natsu you've been quiet for a while now...
Natsu: FIRE DRAGONS ROAR!
Sting And Lucy: AWGHGGH
Lucy: WHAT THE HELL NATSU!
Natsu: I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK!
Natsu: *starts running towards Lucy*
Me: *Puts a wall around Natsu*
Sting: put a window kawaii-san, he has to watch too
Me: oh right! *puts window*
Sting: *grabs lucys boobs*
Lucy: *moan* okay, that was it... *blushes*
Gray: woah, flamehead just got rejected!
Laxus: good job Natsu, should've paid more attention to your girl
Natsu: *muffled Voice* IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU STING YOU BETTER START DIGGING YOUR GRAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE WHEN I GETO UT OF HER-
Me: SHUT UP!
Me: Ne-
Lucy: Sting-kun...
Sting: yeah blondie?
Lucy: *blushes furouiously* can i sit on your lap...
Sting: *smirk* why now blondie *makes a :P* face
Lucy: sits in stings lap
Me: *lets Natsu out of the encased walls*
Me: oh yeah guys, my magic is to be able to summon things to fight for me!
Levy: yeah it says it acient magic!
Me: yuppers!
Rouge: *bumps Sting on the shoulder* nice going man!
Lucy: *blushes*
Sting: *kisses Lucy on the cheek*
Natsu: Grrr...
Me: So! whos next?
Levy: me please!
Me: why not~
Levy: i dare Natsu to kiss Lucy!
Natsu: *shakes Levys hand* you really are my hero...
Natsu: *picks up Lucy and kisses her*
Mira: HURRRAH! A DOUBLE MAN GIRL!
Lucy: *blushes* IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!
Sting And Natsu: all right!
Me: Lucy, Sting And Natsu, i dare you you to go in the bathroom with Lucy for a day!
Me: OOOOH there can be a 2 part chapter on this!
Lucy: wha-
Natsu: shhh lucy~
Sting: yeah blondie lets just do as she says... *smirks and nods at Natsu*
Natsu: *nods back*
Lucy, Sting, and Natsu: *walks into bathroom*
Natsu: *turns on bath water*
as the door closed we here Lucy...
Lucy: really, in the bathroom..
Sting And Natsu: Yup!
Yukino: well that was not expected... maybe...
Rouge: hey yukino, wanna go to the icecream shop?
Yukino: sure, wanna come laxus?
Laxus: nah, ill stay and play truth or dare.
Me: okie, gajeel, levy? you going to play too?
Gajeel: sure.
Levy: sure why not kawaii-san!
Me: SAY IT WTH MY GUYS!
Everyone: BAI-NI!