I don't own Naruto... If I did... Neji and Tenten would be together by now. Some reveiwers thought it should 've been longer... So I added a new chapter, but I probably won't do anything else with this.

Chapter Two:

Tenten continued to stare at her teammate. After a moment she said slowly:

"That...is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Ever. And I never once in my whole life thought that you would say something that idiotic." Tenten raised an eyebrow, "What'd ya do to Lee and Guy-sensei?"

Neji was feeling a wee bit foolish at this point, and didn't answer.

Tenten shook her head. "You're pathetic. Absolutely pathetic, in fact, you may be the most pathetic thing I've ever met. This is just cuz Guy and Lee cut your hair. Wow."

"I ADDED PURPLE DYE TO THEIR LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" Neji blurted suddenly. A slight color had appeared on his cheeks.I can't believe her...how dare she call me pathetic! She's the one who got her butt kicked in the peliminaries of the Chunin Exams! He was interrupted from his thoughts by a sudden laugh.

"You what?!"

"I...added purple dye to their laundry detergent... so their spandex won't be green anymore..."

Tenten was overcome by a spastic coughing fit, which quickly turned into a side splitting laughing fit.

"Th-thats genius!" she chuckled, "No wonder you're called a prodigy!"

Neji wasn't sure if she was mocking him or not... But he assumed that she wasn't because she asked him if they could go see the damage he'd caused in a few hours (she knew that Lee had wanted to wash his jumpsuit that night)

"Come on, let's get something to eat and drink, then go see their faces."

"O...kay..."

Tenten's mother had been slightly surprised to see her daughter enter the kitchen with a boy who she was quite sure didn't enter the house with her, but a shook off the feeling seeing as he wasn't that overenthusiastic Rock Lee Tenten usually had over.

"Hello, I don't believe we've met," Tenten's okaa-san said smiling, setting down a plate of Pocky in front of the two teens.

"Okaa-san, this is my other Teammate, Hyuga Neji."

Her mom blinked in surprise.

"I thought Neji was a girl!"

Tenten slapped her palm on her own forehead.

"NO. Neji's a boy."

"Have you always been a boy?"

"..." Neji wondered if his normal hair was really that feminine.

"Hai, Okaa-san! Neji-kun has always been a boy!"

Tenten's mom was almost going to say "Are you sure?" But Tenten spoke again.

"Guy-sensei and Lee-kun cut his hair about four days ago."

"Ohh."

Neji was embarrassed now.

"I'll...just leave you two alone." Tenten's mom was also embarrassed. Whoops

Neji and Tenten, after they had finished their Pocky, hurried to where Guy-Sensei lived, and where both he and Lee were washing thier Jumpsuits.

They only had to wait about five minutes before they heard:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY YOUTHFUL SPANDEX!! IT IS NO LONGER THE YOUTHFUL COLOR OF GREEN! IT IS THE COLOR OF NARUTO'S VOMIT!"

"LEE! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE LAUNDRY MACHINE??"

"THE DETERGENT YOU GAVE ME! OH GUY-SENSEI! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?? MY LOVELY SAKURA-CHAN WILL NEVER LOVE ME NOW!! NOT WITH THIS UNYOUTHFUL BARF-COLORED JUMPSUIT!!"

THE END

Neji and Tenten shall now dance to CARAMELLDANSEN (By Caramel) for the credits.

Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-sensei

Neji, Tenten, Lee, Guy-sensei, Naruto, and Sakura all belong to the manga/anime Naruto.

The Plot (LOL, WAS there a plot? I think so...) belongs to me.

Tenten's mom belongs to me, since she's never in the actual Naruto series.

Neji's new haircut belongs to Lee and Guy-sensei.

Pocky belongs Japanese food companies.

Neji is owned by Tenten.

Neji and Tenten in Unison: We are not responsible for any braindamage! But she is! points at me

Me: Hey...