Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters in this story except for Pfa…. I also do not own who the characters are based on… Except for myself. Right? Oh! I also do not own Hannah Montana's song… Duh

Day 1: An Eraser, a Pencil Case and an Idiot

Another utterly boring day in hell- I mean math class. Seven students try to pay attention while their math teacher, Pfa, tries to explain angles.

"It's very logical." Pfa said pointing to a drawing of who knows what on the board.

"But-" Larxene obviously didn't get it. Or him.

"We are on question A. Angle corresponding here, here, here are correspondent." As the math teacher pointed randomly across the board everyone blinked. You see, this teacher could not exactly speak English so he mostly spoke nonsense.

"I don't get it." Selphie said tilting her head.

"Look in your notes." Pfa said. Larxene rolled her eyes, shook her head and went to go help her friend.

When she was done, Pfa nodded. "Ok." Selphie joined in so they were both talking at the same time: "AKS. If we do KNA-"

Selphie stopped talking while Larxene finally understood what the guy was talking about.

"And PNT." Larxene finished.

"And PNT." Pfa said proudly.

"I just said that."

Meanwhile, Demyx and Naminé were writing all of this down in hopes of writing a story and posting it on Demyx's fan fiction account at Demyx stopped and looked up at Tifa who sat a few desks away. Tifa was drawing and reading. Tifa caught Demyx's eye and they both started doing Vulcan Salutes behind Pfa's back. Tifa unfortunately was failing miserably at the simple hand gesture so she gave up.

Once Tifa got back to reading, Pfa resumed his lecture. "Ok so we have the answer-" As soon as he saw Tifa he glared at her. "Tifa respect yourself!"

Tifa looked up at him. "I'm doing my stuff!" She objected.

"Ok, stop doing your stuff." Pfa replied.

Larxene looked at the teacher. "She's getting ready for ESA." She lied.

"What's ESA?" Pfa asked.

"Art school." Axel answered.

"Art takes time." Naminé joined in.

"Learning takes time." Demyx added.

Pfa just looked at them in confusion.

"Nobody's perfect." Demyx commented.

Selphie suddenly grinned and started singing Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana.

Demyx shook his head as asked: "Ok, Naminé, what are the alternative angles?"

"They're—" Naminé was cut off by Larxene and Cloud (who had apparently stopped brooding).

"GMN, MNJ, FMN." The two pointed out which angles was talking about.

Demyx looked up at the board and noticed for the first time that each corner and angle had a letter next to it.

"Hey!" Naminé shouted angrily. By now, Selphie had started dancing.

"Selphie, please." Pfa said.

"Can I go to the washroom?" She asked.

"Yes please. Stay as long as you want."

Naminé laughed at the teacher's comment. "You're not wanted."

Demyx laughed along with her then started singing Nobody's Perfect.

"Shut up!" Naminé elbowed him.

"What?! It's stuck in my head." He objected.

"Look at Tifa." Naminé pointed at Tifa who was making a retarted face.

Just as Demyx was about to reply, the principal Xemnas walked into the room. Everyone acted like angels while Demyx and Naminé hid their papers and pretended to copy down notes. Xemnas looked around and shrugged. Then, he left. The second the door closed, Naminé and Demyx brought out their paper while everyone went back to acting normal. Or as normal as they were.

Selphie walked in and started talking with Larxene as Demyx shook his head whacking Naminé in the eye with his hair. Tifa, Larxene and Selphie all got up to sharpen their pencils when Selphie began to strut. Larxene laughed and copied her. "I like my boots better than yours." Larxene said.

Axel, who was sitting close to them, laughed.

"Stop acting like girls Axel." Pfa scolded him.

Larxene started arguing with the teacher in Axel's defense. Pfa seemed to have had enough so he decided to ignore her. "Ok do questions one to five in your books." He said.

Naminé began to write as Pfa started circling around the room. When he looked at Naminé's paper, he gasped. "No. Don't write 'hb' write 'bh'."

"What's the difference?" Naminé shrugged and write down, 'bh'.

"NO! Not 'bh' anything but 'bh'." Pfa exclaimed.

"But you told me to write it." Naminé looked very annoyed.

"No." Pfa wandered away.

Naminé finished writing that down then looked at Demyx. "You know there's not much of Axel in this story."

"True." Demyx agreed. Then he had an idea. He stood up and whipped his eraser at Axel.

Axel glared. "I'm not giving that back."

Demyx walked up to Axel. "Give it back."

Axel looked at him. "No." Demyx lunged at Axel then the two started fighting.

"Demyx." Pfa scolded.

"He stole my eraser!" Demyx defended himself.

"He's throwing things!" Axel shouted.

"Put them outside." Tifa said.

Pfa spaced out and started looking around.

"Give me my eraser." Demyx shouted. Those two continued fighting while Selphie took the eraser.

Demyx eventually got fed up and stole Axel's pencil case. "Pfa, can I go to the washroom?"

"Ok." replied.

Demyx walked into the hallways and gave the pencil case to a random girl in the hallway. "Give this to me after class." He instructed before re-entering the class.

Meanwhile, Cloud was brooding as talked to him about his job. Axel looked at Naminé. "I demote you all by one letter. That makes you: Emyx, Aminé and Ifa."

Demyx walked in just as assigned more homework. Then, Demyx jumped at Axel as he tried to steal Demyx's binder. They fought until Axel gave up and went back to his desk.

"I don't have a pencil." Axel told the teacher. "Demyx stole my pencil case."

"So don't give it to him." Pfa said.

"What the hell?" Demyx blinked.

"I didn't!" Axel said.

"No. Demyx stole his pencil case." Selphie tried to explain.

"Ok." Pfa then motioned for Selphie to finish her work and went over to Axel. "The girls can do whatever they want because later on the men will support them."

"But this is Hollow Bastion. Girls and Boys are equal." Axel said.

"No no no. You must work hard to support women later."

Axel just shook his head.

Suddenly, Selphie looked at Cloud. "Cloud, yow eyes twinkle wike the staws in the sky." (A/N: Just incase you didn't get that she said "Cloud your eyes twinkle like stars in the sky.")

Cloud didn't say anything but his face clearly said: "What the fuck."

Larxene and Selphie left to go to the washroom. As soon as they were gone, the room went silent. Demyx, Tifa and Naminé watched as continued to talk to Axel.

"Cloud is just sitting there… Maybe he should also get a bigger part in this story." Demyx aimed his eraser at Cloud.

Cloud looked up at Demyx then went back to his work.

"I think Pfa is gay. Look at how he spends all his time with the guys." Tifa said.

"He's gay?" Demyx asked.

Cloud, thinking that Demyx was talking about him, looked up and stared at them. Mainly Tifa. Demyx just laughed and then looked at Axel. "Do you want your pencil case back?"

"No."

"Good 'cause there was good stuff…"

"But I want it back!"

"No way. " Demyx and Naminé said in unison.

"I want it!!"

"You said you didn't!" Demyx argued.

"That was supposed to be reverse psychology!"

Tifa looked at Pfa who was staring at them. "It's not our fault; it's Cloud. He turns us on." She said.

Naminé rolled her eyes. "Speak for yourself."

"Ok Tifa. You do your turn on with Cloud in the road." Pfa said. Yup, he was clueless.

Everyone burst into laughter as Cloud's face turned red.

A few minutes later, it was silent. Too silent.

Demyx turned and saw Axel crawling under a desk behind him. "What the hell?!" He asked in suprise.

"I want my pencil case back." He said.

"No. I'll give it to you after class."

"Give it or I'll start a civil war." Demyx blinked. "I call the pokemon." Axel added.

"I call the Germans." Demyx decided.

"They're nothing."

"I call the Nazis, then. " Demyx thought. "And the soldiers"

Cloud looked up and went back to the one-sided conversation Pfa was having with him.

Seconds later, the bell rang. Everyone left the class quickly- except for Demyx who had to find the random girl and get the pencil case. But finally, Axel got his pencil case back. They all dreaded the next…

CLASS OF 215

So what did you think?? It's completely true and if it seems rushed that's because me and my friend were hurrying to write this all down in class. By the way, my friend who helped me write this was Naminé in the story and Purple-Arsenic in fanfiction. Check out her account she writes Warriors fanfics.

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