This isn't exactly funny but I think it should give you insight on Dr. Truman's life. Thanks to all who review! Sorry but I'm recovering from writer's block!

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From the Notes of Dr. Susan Truman

Patient: Halle

Reason: Mother afraid of unhealthy obsession

After my first session with Halle, I realize that her mother was clearly right. Halle's obsession with these books called Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse is unhealthy and harmful. I wasn't even able to mention the word/ name Edward without her nearly attacking me. She also seems to have infected her friends with the same thing. I am afraid of a world wide epidemic.

She has claimed that death would be the result if she were to not be accompanied by one of the books and brought one with her. This must be treated immediately, but I will need further sessions with Halle, alone and with her friends.

Halle appears to suffer from all of these or none of these: fatigue, paranoia, and mental illness. It is unclear right now, but I'm quite sure that this is a real illness.

Next session, I will see if I can prescribe any medication. Until then, I will just observe and possibly do some research.

A Letter from Aunt Susan Truman to her niece, Anna

Dear Anna,

I know it has been a while since we last spoken, but I remember that the last time that we spoke that you loved helping me with my cases. Well, here's your chance. I have a girl your age, who is suffering terribly. I must know any information you have concerning these books called Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse. Please write me back.

Give my love to your mother and father.

Yours Truly,

Aunt Susan

A Letter to Susan Truman to her husband, Alexander Truman

Alex,

I have come to the conclusion that you have been sleeping around behind my back. Don't bother coming home, you stupid, conniving idiot. I would call you so many names, but I will not. I won't sink to your level. I'm filing a divorce.

Susan

A notice From Susan Truman to Dr. Lones

Dr. Lones,

I wish to schedule a appointment. Thank you.

Susan

Like I said before important but not exactly funny. Kudus to those who review! Next Chapter will be a whole lot funnier! I promise.